a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i want this future, but we need a ton more extensible software architecture, end-user programming UIs, semi-formal specification languages, ... 120
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 09/10/2026absolutely no way, right? the median computer user does not want to be a software engineer of all their software, and "throw claude code at a spotify clone" will absolutely not work for most people in 2026 130
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 01/10/2026anybody know some billionaires i can pitch to? 060
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 29/09/2026> This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher. 054
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i had a good laugh trying out their revolutionary new "learning interactives" made with AI: research.google.com/p/learning-i... 020
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hard pressed to think of a company with a more insufferable and infantilizing design practice than google. i try to use an image for a slide, it's composed of fragments to make it uncopyable, i zoom in to take a screenshot, i get a nice Fuck You Badge 1141
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026h/t @shriram.bsky.socialplato.stanford.edu Holes (Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy) 010
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the most important thing about this paragraph is that it has 5 citations covering almost 50 years of debate, and that it's published in the SEP 120
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 14/09/2026otoh i think it's because (a) the auteur coders were already reasonably productive, and LLMs don't solve their specific problems + (b) to produce truly novel software you still need expertise to be creative. like Obra Dinn requires Lucas Pope to be a graphics nerd dukope.com/devlogs/obra... 030
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i think the more revolutionary stuff just needs time to bake. i'm excited about stuff like www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbWg... and www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UxG... 120
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 12/09/2026wait it's me. probably 50hrs minecraft and 2k hrs gmod. wiremod >>>> redstone 020
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 11/09/2026yeah? you wanna go? you wanna take this into the heap? meet me at 0x1337BEEF 060
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026it's kinda sad how we have all these amazing sigils | & ^ ~ >> reserved for bit operations that should just be normal methods today 4190
Reposted by a ton of cratesShriram Krishnamurthi @shriram.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Super excited to share "A Design Space Exploration of Async/Await". How differently does async/await behave across today's languages? (More than you might expect!) And what *is* "structured concurrency"? Check out our ~interactive~ blog post introducing the paper: cel.cs.brown.edu/blog/design-...cel.cs.brown.eduA Design Space Exploration of Async/AwaitEvery language pitches async/await as synchronous-looking code, and the same two keywords appear everywhere. But behind the shared syntax hide nine independent design decisions, and no two of seven mo... 310327
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 07/09/2026but what do i know. i'm sure the partners at *checks notes* Ribbit Capital know more about program verification than i do 030
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 07/09/2026yeah the motivation is totally reasonable. if i were betting a billion dollars or whatever tho i would probably invest in like, F* since they have an actual track record of building complex verified software ecosystems... 120
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i am confounded by the degree of VC investment in lean-for-program-verification given that basically every notable accomplishment so far is lean-for-mathematics and at its most applicable lean-for-PL-metatheory 130
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 01/09/2026controlled natural language is a terrible input modality for humans, but seems like a fantastic output modality for LLMs 000
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 31/08/2026couldn't find a full paper, but quote is from here: dl.acm.org/doi/pdf/10.1... 020
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 30/08/2026By bringing the power of type systems to systems programming, we hope to open up the "Strait of Hormuz" that currently exists between PL researchers and systems hackers. 1395
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 30/08/2026need to use more historical analogies that will immediately date my papers 2372
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 24/08/2026imagine having your wikipedia page read like an SCP entry 051
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Inspiring! Scientists Learned How to Instill Terror Into This Fearless Womanen.wikipedia.orgS.M. (patient) - Wikipedia 140
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 24/08/2026used to be people would just laugh at ya if yer out of sync with the times... now ye cannot even authenticate 010
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 21/08/2026the only people who like writing code are functional programmers, evidence by the fact that only functional programming languages are fun to use 0216
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 18/08/2026kinda wild that a baby stroller, an iphone, a day of private college tuition, and a routine doctor appt all cost about the same 161
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 14/08/2026just hope that people submitting 3x papers are ready to 3x their review load 2101
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 12/08/2026it's easy to forget how much "google-fu" is just dealing with search engines' bullshit 1181
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 12/08/2026i know everyone's worried about AI degrading the long-term information environment, but goddamn if this isn't a massive improvement in information retrieval 4885
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 07/08/2026i'm curious, do you get the sense that fewer faculty are traveling or more students are traveling? my view is pretty skewed having only first attended SIGPLAN events starting 2021 100
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 07/08/2026it does seem that SIGPLAN is at least able to cover reg for first-time first-author students, which is somethingblog.sigplan.orgHow the SIGPLAN Budget WorksSIGPLAN runs on a simple arithmetic: around $2M USD a year in conference registration income from POPL, PLDI, ICFP, and SPLASH/OOPSLA must cover the conferences themselves, some $300K in annual com… 100
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 07/08/2026i remembered this was discussed a few years ago, unfortunately it seems the resolution was "welp, not much we can do it about it" lists.seas.upenn.edu/pipermail/ty...lists.seas.upenn.edu [TYPES] Why are ACM conference registrations so expensive now? 111
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 07/08/2026jesus christ, these costs are 3-5x only 5 years ago... 221
Reposted by a ton of cratesReconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Sadboi twinkcop and Lady Chaos are my favorite pro-social literary figures 0282
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 01/08/2026i like this formulation since it has clearer implications for design 030
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 30/07/2026anyways, just refreshed my emacs config. yay 170
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 30/07/2026it's so important that we mercilessly prosecute the trump administration and every collaborator for their crimes, if only to send a message that the US is not irredeemable 191
Reposted by a ton of cratesColin @colin-fraser.net · 27/07/2026Anyway I do think it’s cool to build a computer program that tells you to go to hell when you try to use it for your racist blog post 1855
Reposted by a ton of cratesColin @colin-fraser.net · 27/07/2026What’s funny and unique about Anthropic, I think, is they really think Claude is real and are simply letting him decide what he does and doesn’t want to do. 5551
Reposted by a ton of cratesColin @colin-fraser.net · 27/07/2026I think most software providers would like to say, we’re just making the tool, what you do with it is your business. Partly purely ideological tech libertarianism but part is a self-interested question of liability, I think. Once you admit you can do that, you immediately must wonder if you should. 3472
Reposted by a ton of cratesColin @colin-fraser.net · 27/07/2026One thing I find interesting about Anthropic’s apparent willingness to have Claude make these kinds of refusals is once you open the door to the possibility of software that refuses certain tasks on moral grounds it raises the question of what tasks you’re obligated to make it refuse 6938
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 27/07/2026what did y'all think "cyberpunk dystopia" meant? vibes? papers? essays? 020
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 20/07/2026as an american, i can understand double parking your gas guzzling child murder mobile in on the EV charger spots. but doing so in Boston, Massachusetts is simply unfathomable to me 12475
a ton of crates @tonofcrates.bsky.social · 20/07/2026americans are addicted to gambling because when all around us has been explored, the final frontier is the future 020