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@tonimaggio.bsky.social
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Writer of nonsense and lover of ice cream. She/her. 🌈 TV and movie (and Kdrama) photo-recaps and reviews at toniwatches.com toni_maggio on TT

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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Appreciation video for all the cool, creative, hilarious Stay all over the world (and specifically at the London concerts). Ya'll made my trip unforgettable. ❤️ #StrayKids
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Anyone else race against grammar check? You change the tense of a word at the start of a sentence, KNOWING that snotty little blue line will appear under a word near the end, and so you try to fix it before that asshole line can tell you it's wrong? YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME, COMPUTER.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Hi pals! I'm walking 50km to raise money for Operation Smile (an organization that provides medical care for children with cleft conditions in middle-to-low income countries. Any little bit helps! (Even just sharing this post) Thank you! operationsmilecanada.akaraisin.com/ui/CycleforS...
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
What's YOUR flirting style?
The back of a bag of rice, where the French portion begins with Wild Blend Riz
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
My vegetable intake depends on what type of hummus is on sale.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Pretty sure my account was hacked? Just opened my Chats to find full conversations with strangers that *I* started. Also, I guess I'm a 33-year old single mom? Is anyone else experiencing this?
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
"A really big best seller may be read by as many people as watch a ten minute YouTube video about a teenager unboxing some mascara, so books are still a very important part of our culture." Lots of points being made in #CunkOnEverything by Philomena Cunk.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Any romantic comedy that starts with a woman jogging in the morning has already lost me.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Who's watching #MyDearestNemesis?? I need to flail.
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and saying `` i love it '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and saying `` i love it '' .
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
If David Tennant doesn't play this man in a biopic, then what are we even doing here?
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Have we all collectively as a society decided that 'that' is replacing 'who' as a referent for a person? Ads, official statements, public documents, it's everywhere! "The person that," is... wrong, right? Did I miss a grammar conference where we decided it wasn't? Why wasn't I invited??
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Just finished #YourFriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderman on Disney+. Pretty pumped there are two more seasons confirmed. It's such a cool jaunt into MCU-adjacent territory. Love the writing, love the characters, love the intrigue. Yes, the animation could be better, but it doesn't take away from the fun.
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a cartoon of a man in a spiderman costume standing in a living room
ALT: a cartoon of a man in a spiderman costume standing in a living room
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Woke up in the middle of the night to use the washroom, saw this and thought, "racoon." In my apartment. On the 17th floor.
A black dust buster sits plugged-in on a fake wood floor... decidedly NOT looking like a racoon.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
A bunch of American celebrities belting out 'I jizzed in my pants," in perfect harmony as the Canadian flag waves on a screen in the background is the kind of unity we need right now. #SaturdayNightLive
During the Saturday Night Live 50th reunion, we see the audience standing for the opening number as artists on stage sing. On the screen in the back is a Canadian flag waving with Lorne Michaels in the middle.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Tikt*k said this was unoriginal so it only has one view and now I'm pouting cause it's so silly I just want people to laugh. #PrideandPrejudice
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Just watched #LoveHurts, and you guys: go see it. It's campy, delightfully nonsensical, physically impossible fun. I truly cannot stress enough how FUN this movie is. Put Ke Huy Quan in everything. And Sean Astin while you're at it. In fact, more Goonies reunions in general, please!
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a man with glasses is holding a valentine 's day card in his hand
Alt: a man with glasses is holding a valentine's day card in his hand
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Appreciation post for dumb shows. Sometimes you need a show that's just so, so dumb in a way that makes you sigh in amused contentment as your brain shuts off and you just think, "this is so fucking dumb," with a fun little giggle.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Talking with my coworker about this (very professional workplace) and we came up with the answer. It's Florence Pugh. This generation needs no movie, the existence of Florence Pugh is enough to turn anyone bisexual.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
"I found it is the small everyday treats of ordinary folk that keep the borkness at bay."
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Joined a discord server as An Old, and whooooooboy, I hate this.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
If The Mummy was my generation's portal to a bi awakening, and Pirates of the Caribbean was the next.... what's the new one? What movie in the past five years is making new adults go, 'waaaaaait a minute.... 👀🏳️‍🌈'
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Tapping out of recapping #WhenTheStarsGossip for now, but I'll be back to bask in whatever gloriously chaotic nonsense the finale brings. ✌️
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Not enough people watched Ghost Writer in the 90s and IT SHOWS.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I lived in Korea for 4 years and struggled with differentiating the double consonants the entire time. I often ordered rice bread (쌀빵), and was told near the end of my adventure that I pronounced it 살빵. 살 is skin. I asked for 'skin bread' for 4 years.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Anyone else upset that the murderous douche from #SquidGame is an adorable li'l dork in real life? My heart is confused.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Working titles for my recap of #WhenTheStarsGossip: Cold Coitus Chilly Chillin' Home Alone: Lost in In a Space Sack Let's Hope It's Not A Space Race If Ya Know What I Mean **eyebrows eyebrows** is this anything, I'm so tired.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I cannot hear Hot Stuff without fondly thinking of The Full Monty, a movie I watched in the theatre with my childhood best friend and his mother. AND. HIS. MOTHER.
A promo image for the movie The Full Monty, with six older British dudes striking a dancer-esque pose.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Finally got around to starting the Fifteenth Doctor, and whoooooooooboy am I loving Ncuti Gatwa in the role. The Doctor has swooped in when I most needed him, as he is wont to do. #DoctorWho
Ncuti Gatwa as The Doctor in Doctor Who, wearing a brown leather jacket, colourful low-cut vest, and a mischievous smile.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Matt Berry made me ruin a group of Korean student's pronunciation of a beloved city. #WhatWeDoInTheShadows
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
A movie made specifically for bisexuals.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I don't have a crush on you, I'm just Canadian.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
DOGS OF THE SEA 😍
A very cute seal just chilling out being cute.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I will never not say, "Will not break, will not brea... it broke," whenever something is broken. Including my own finger that one time.
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a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a box that says sale on it
Alt: The scene in Aladdin where the salesman is showing off a product and says, "It will not break, will not break... it broke."
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
If you see this repost it with your first ever #Kdrama that you watched... For me it was Boys Over Flowers, but the one that snagged me forevermore was Descendants of the Sun. "Should I apologize, or should I confess?" COME ON. 🫠
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a man in a military uniform is standing next to a woman in sunglasses .
Alt: A soldier walks towards the camera with a helicopter in the background. A woman stands watching him. He's in sunglasses and looks very, very cool. It's not fair how cool he looks.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
A #Sanditon throwback with Esther and Lady D doing their own Weekend Update.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Hey #Sanditon pals, are we excited for #MissAusten? Someone tell me how to feel about this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWWV...
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MASTERPIECE Winter/Spring 2025 Preview
YouTube video by MASTERPIECE PBS
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
This is the dumbest thing I've ever done, and I have zero regrets. Hope to see more of these total best buds in season 3 of #SquidGame
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
#WhenTheStarsGossip Episodes 1 & 2 Photo-Recap: Delightfully Bizarre Space Romp toniwatches.com/2025/01/07/w...
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When the Stars Gossip EP 1 & 2 Photo-Recap: Delightfully Bizarre Space Romp
I scream, you scream, we all scream for embryos!!  South Korea is a powerhouse of entertainment, bringing us dramatic family dramas, quirky romcoms, medical shows, slapstick comedy, sci fi and…
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
If life were a movie, what would be the thing preventing your character from being the badass archetype? Mine is that I say 'whoopsie' or 'oh dear,' any time something goes wrong.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Me: Spellcheck, why didn't you underline that word? SC: Because you spelled it right. Me: Did I? SC: Yes. Me: Are you SURE? SC: Yes. Me: **googles it** Holy shit, I did! SC: Congratulations. Me: This is big for me. SC: I know. Me: Perhps I don't even need-- SC: Perhaps. Me: ... Me: thank you
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Love him or hate him, T.O.P. absolutely killed (heh) in #SquidGame2, and I hope he continues to act. Idol-turned-actors are always a gamble, but he bodied this role and certainly made things interesting.
The character Thanos posing for his ID photo in Squid Game, making a face he likely thinks makes him look cool and angry, but comes off as constipated. He's played by former Kpop idol T.O.P.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Goals for 2025: - make people laugh - sing in the shower, who cares who hears - publish something - anger a witch and get cursed with something cool - learn kpop dances, who cares who sees - befriend the witch who cursed me and become reluctant allies against a common enemy - eat more greens
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
In da clerb, we are decidedly NOT all fam. #SquidGame2
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
#SquidGame Season 2 “Bread and Lottery” Photo-Recap: Let the Games Begin (again) toniwatches.com/2024/12/29/s...
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Squid Game Season 2 “Bread and Lottery” Photo-Recap: Let the Games Begin (again)
Welcome baaaaaaaaack! Nothing says ‘happy holidays’ more than a hyper-violent, scathing manifesto against capitalism. Pretty sure season two is all about Gihoon moving back to his small town and ru…
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
If you're in the mood for some lovably snarky photo-recaps of shows/movies like #The100, #TheLastofUs, #MCU, #JaneAusten, #Sanditon, #SquidGame, etc, you can find my wackadoo ramblings here: toniwatches.com
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I regret to inform you that a rotary phone is in a museum. This is not a special rotary phone. It is simply an example of archaic technology, along with the flip-phone and beeper.
A picture of several items old enough to be in a museum (in Korea): a flip cell phone (think Zack Morris in Saved by the Bell), beepers, a rotary phone, clubs and a slab, a sewing machine, and other items I can't descern.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
"I'm sorry I opera-sang oh baby you got what I need while you were on the phone." - me, after opera-singing oh baby you got what I need while my friend was on the phone.
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Toni @tonimaggio.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
If you need a refresher on #SquidGame before season two, here's an absurd photo recap of the entire first season. toniwatches.com/2021/10/18/s...
The picture is of Gihun, the main character of Squid Game, licking a sugar candy to be able to carve it faster so he can survive the game. The caption says 'Calories don't count when you're on vacation, right guys, heh heh'.
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