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Indeed! Verily, I say... Ergo! --- No 🚫 Generative AI, NFTs, etc --- 🐘: mas.to/@tonch

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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 13h
It cracks me up that they always repeat this same spiel every time, as if I wouldn't RATHER be "left behind" and kept separate from their hyper-accelerationist techbro cesspool. "More faster more faster MORE MORE MORE" PLEASE leave me behind from that shit
Screenshot of a post that reads:
"Similar thing happened with automation progress in the 1800's, Luddites gotta move with the times or get left behind! My skilled day job is threatened by AI...so I gotta use it to multiply my own throughput or I'm a goner.
Less skilled have zero chance :-("
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 09/10/2026
....oh
Me attempting to @ the vgadvisor account, which returns "No result"
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 06/10/2026
BUY SOMETHIN WILL YA These look great and fit right in, even despite their simplicity
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 05/10/2026
I have no idea what the valuable chase cards are or whatever but as far as I'm concerned I got one of the best ones. Chase the depression away, Fat Pikachu
A Pokemon TCG 30th Celebration tin with Pikachu on the front. It includes two small card packs.Two packs of Pokemon TCG 30th cards. They include Vulpix, Hakamo-o, Team Galactic's Crobat, Lunala, Tropius, Hisuian Zoroark, Seismitoad, Palkia, two different Pikachu cards, and two energies.One of the two Pikachu cards I got is an adorable Fat Pikachu in a rounded, flat 2D art style. The card has holographic fireworks all down the face.
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 03/10/2026
Phew! That was not easy #StarFox
A screenshot of Star Fox (2026) showing all challenges completedA screenshot of Star Fox (2026) showing all campaign medals achieved
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 02/10/2026
Happy Castlevania everyone
Newly purchased Simon and Richter amiibo from the Smash Bros series
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 02/10/2026
Not to be a wet blanket but I do think this is worth highlighting so people can decide if it crosses a line for them or not (even though it's increasingly hard to avoid software with it)
@MokoCreate: "Yes, our programmers all use AI-assisted coding tools during development. Moko's creative direction, design, and hands-on testing are led by artists. The app itself has no AI art features."
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 01/10/2026
A Wind Waker """recomp""" was posted and their Github actually says this. It's such an AI-generated port, they were so hands-off with it, that they didn't even bother testing most of the game. The retro space is in hell and I hate these fucking people
A Github readme screenshot that says: 
"Tested areas: the opening and prologue, Outset Island, sailing the Great Sea, Windfall, a late-game Hyrule save, menus, and saving and reloading. Later dungeons and boss fights are still largely untested; if you find a problem there, please report it."
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 28/09/2026
Okay Microsoft have fun you kids
I'm running Kubuntu (Linux) and have been for years
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 23/09/2026
Yeah, even his post right below the one he made for that exact video. I'm sure people have gathered more of his questionable stances from over the years but even scrolling his Twitter posts a lot are about AI. He's also apparently a conservative chud or was recently (Jordan Peterson fan, etc)
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 21/09/2026
Metric tons of patents go unused, but even still fuuuuck oooooffffffff www.tomshardware.com/video-games/...
"According to Respawn First, the system would give players some ad-free playtime, which could either be based on time or in-game progress, such as levels and bosses. Once this expires, the company will then open a window and briefly serve 'promoted content'."
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 17/09/2026
Lol
A post using the Metroid Ravenous logo font that reads: "SHE'S EATING HER. THEN SHE'S GOING TO EAT ME! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"

It is then followed on the timeline by the above post reading "writing a story is hard"
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 12/09/2026
It does according to the page before you confirm the order
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 10/09/2026
I'm gonna need Level-5 to fucking stop 😭 Wishing Hino a very "go out of business"
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 08/09/2026
Ganondorf looks pretty good but what the fuck did they do to Sheik
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 08/09/2026
I honestly think the in-engine footage overall looks pretty bad so far, but all the key art looks fantastic, so it really feels like the in-game engine & models letting it down
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 06/09/2026
Meant to do this for a while now, but they just sent me a TOS update email that reminded me
A screenshot reading "Your Spotify account has been deleted"
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 04/09/2026
On the bright side, unlike all the other silent companies, Tetris is pissed
A Twitter post by the official Tetris company saying they take copyright infringement seriously, and they are grateful to have everyone in their community
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 04/09/2026
Guilty as charged
"You talk most like someone from Massachusetts -- about 56% of your answers match a typical resident.

What gave you away:"

I call a roundabout/traffic circle a "rotary" which points squarely to Mass
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 30/08/2026
Hey #GoogleMaps, suck my ass you pathetic cowards
A screenshot of Google Maps where I've searched "Lake Ontario", and it directs me to the now-labeled "Lake America". Probably only for US accounts/IPs.
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 22/08/2026
Yes
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 22/08/2026
Recently added these to my media collection. I especially can't wait to watch Annihilation (for the 1st time) on a good TV, & rewatch Speed Racer newly in 4K HDR. Gonna be pretty great. I also already have some UHD versions of movies I only watched in 1080p on my old TV (Laika movies, Ex Machina)..
4K UHD releases of: the HBO Chernobyl series, the Wachowskis' Speed Racer film, and Annihilation
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 07/08/2026
What did they mean by this
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 07/08/2026
If they make the size difference this that would be pretty great
A Ganondorf Vs Link artwork where Ganondorf is twice Link's size in every axis
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 03/08/2026
HOLY SHIT I was playing Fantasy Life i and just so happened to be rewatching this episode of DS9 when this happened I swear I did not set this up
On my TV, the character Sloan from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. On my Switch 2 underneath it, a pillow-shaped character introducing themselves as "Sloane"
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 30/07/2026
Reminds me of how even this AI post I saw trying to sanitize him still ends up being backhanded by calling his time with his kids "rare"
A Twitter post by a MAGA bot that reads: "Elon Musk enjoying a rare family moment with his children". It is followed by an AI generated video of Musk with children.
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 27/07/2026
Sony and Microsoft's digital services shitting the bed one after the other is poetic. Real good look for the all-digital future
Xbox service outage since yesterday saying "you may have problems playing your digital games right now".
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 25/07/2026
Thank you, Sir, looking great, Sir
An unflattering doodle of Trump doing his signature gross "o" mouth shape going "YUUUUUGE".

I made sure to include his flabby neckpussy.
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 24/07/2026
...😀 ... ...🫩
ComboShip is a cross-game randomizer for Ship of Harkinian (Ocarina of Time) and 2 Ship 2 Harkinian (Majora's Mask).DISCLAIMER: THIS IS AN UNOFFICIAL PROJECT AND USES AI AS PART OF THE DEVELOPMENT.
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 24/07/2026
I'm glad to see more people appreciating the Wii models. They fit incredibly well with the original illustrations too, and I'm really sad the art direction moved away from the more painterly and textured look.
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 18/07/2026
Update: I got a complete copy of R4
The front of the jewel case for the North American release of Ridge Racer Type 4The two discs and manual for R4The back of the jewel case for R4, claiming it "has to be the best-looking PlayStation racer ever-- (yes, edging out even Gran Turismo)"
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 15/07/2026
"Play has limits"
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 14/07/2026
I'll do my best, Tiger-chan @hcnone.bsky.social #EndlessMonday
The CD-R of hcnone's game Endless Monday: Dreams and Deadlines with a hand-drawn doodle of Tiger-chan saying "Keep on keepin' on, baby", alongside some printed extras
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 13/07/2026
Go ahead Dems, trot her out again next general, SEE WHAT HAPPENS
Kamala Harris eulogizing Lindsay Graham on Twitter: 

"I am saddened to learn of the passing of my former colleague, Senator Lindsey Graham. He was full of wit, energy, and charm, and he cared deeply about the Senate and the people of South Carolina. Doug and I are sending our thoughts and our prayers to his friends and loved ones."
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 07/07/2026
"Nice melon."
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 05/07/2026
PC - One of my most treasured PC games. I spent I don't know how many hours in RCT all throughout childhood, and I still love dipping back into it today (usually via OpenRCT2). This game is comforting like no other. I have the original base game disc somewhere too with the manual, but I forget where
The jewel case and disc for RollerCoaster Tycoon: Loopy Landscapes + Corkscrew Follies expansion pack. I don't remember where the original base game disc is, but I have it somewhere.
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 05/07/2026
WS - I only own two WonderSwan games, and this is the one I can actually play without reading it. The carts are kinda cool-- they bizarrely have exposed pins, but the little protective cases they come with are awesome. I wish I had a WS Color or Crystal instead of the original monochrome, but alas.
An original silver Bandai WonderSwan, next to a copy of the baseball game Wonder Stadium, which is peeking out from a protective cover. Also pictured is Digimon: Anode Tamer, which is in Japanese so I can't really play it.
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 05/07/2026
Lynx - This game is bad but it shows off how colorful the Lynx was for its time. I somehow out of curiosity got a CIB Lynx for like $40 that even included the little survey card you send into Atari. I don't even *like* most Lynx games, I think it's a pretty crappy platform, but it's interesting!
California Games sits on top of a model 1 Atari Lynx, which sits on top of its original box. It's hard to see in the photo but the box still has a faded sticker from Kaybee Toys on it, for $99.99
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 05/07/2026
PS5 - I bought this physical disc THE YEAR IT CAME OUT for TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS in a retail sale. Fuck you Sony, follow your consumer trends up my asshole. (No I still haven't played it)
A copy of Deathloop on PS5. You know, from that awkward time when Bethesda was swallowed by Microsoft and had to put out a console exclusive on a PlayStation.
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 05/07/2026
PS4 - I don't actually have a PS4 console, I play them on PS5. I also don't really like this game, but I had to play it. It's a bizarre dichotomy; the digital is a laggy but patched 30fps, but the disc build can go up to 60fps on PS5 & has softlocks that require you to patch it & lose the framerate.
A copy of The Last Guardian on PS4.
Wasn't a big fan of this one. My other hot take is that I also wasn't in love with Ico either. But I absolutely adore Shadow of the Colossus, even in its low-fps PS2 form.
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 05/07/2026
PSV - It's gotta be Gravity Rush. I played the demo without knowing anything about this game, fell in love with it, and went out and bought it. It's janky and not all the way there, but it's got a lot of heart and character, and its central mechanic is tons of fun. I love Kat as a protagonist too.
A black PS Vita 1000 (the OLED one) sitting on top of its original box. Next to it is the game case for the first Gravity Rush. I put the case sideways because that's how it would fit, but it's actually pretty in-character for that game now that I think about it
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 05/07/2026
PS3 - Tough choice between this & Folklore, neither of which were ever available digitally in the US, making the discs the only official way of owning them. But man I love RR7, it's gorgeous & runs at 1080p60 (a launch title in 2006!). I got a PS3 Super Slim specifically for Persona 5 in 2017.
The case and manual for Ridge Racer 7 on PS3, with the case for Folklore cheekily sitting behind it
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 05/07/2026
PSP - These two are great fun, and I kind of like them better than the equivalent Mario games. I didn't originally have physicals of these, but I loved them so much I bought this double-pack, which was insanely cheap. My PSP is a 3000 that was bundled with Rock Band Unplugged at the time.
A dual-pack of PSP UMDs for Hot Shots Golf: Open Tee and Hot Shots Tennis: Get a Grip sitting on the original box of my piano black PSP-3000, which was bundled with Rock Band Unplugged and a voucher for the movie School of Rock. The PSP itself sits on the box next to the games.
This system was a frequent companion in my college years on the commuter train.
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 05/07/2026
PS2 - Picking this because I actually haven't played it yet. Would've planned on the remaster, but after seeing how it mangled a lot of the original facial animation, when I do play it, it'll be this exact copy. Got a PS2 Slim really late, but I like it so much more than the bulky original.
A US PS2 copy of Final Fantasy X, with the manual beside the game case.
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 05/07/2026
PS1 - If I had a copy of Ridge Racer Type 4 it'd be that, but I don't so it's FF8. This is extremely nostalgic for me, despite being a pretty dumb game. It's a dumb game I have a big soft spot for. A friend in high school just *gave* me his PS1 when he got a PS2 since it could still play PS1 games.
An original grey PlayStation sitting with the lid popped open, and disc 1 of Final Fantasy VIII sitting in the tray. Next to it are the big 4-disc jewel case for the game, its instruction manual, and mini-guide. The jewel case still has a GameStop used sticker on it, for $15.
The PS1 is cool, but I'd love one of the slim white PSOne models, because that is one of the most aesthetically-pleasing console designs out there.
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 05/07/2026
SAT - This game kicks so much ass. My brother got me a JP Saturn & a handful of imported games as a gift one time. I'd never had a Saturn before but always thought it seemed pretty cool. And, outside the US library, it is! PD2 deserves a better re-release than the sad remake it's getting.
A grey Japanese SEGA Saturn next to its somewhat beat-up retail box. A Japanese copy of Panzer Dragoon II: Zwei stands open on top of a pile of other Saturn game cases.
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 05/07/2026
GG - Not a big fan of the Game Gear or Master System, but you know what? These first couple 8-bit Sonics are pretty fun in their own way. I might actually offload my Game Gear to a person or place that would actually enjoy the system though. Needs cap replacements that I can't be bothered to do.
A SEGA Game Gear with the first 8-bit Sonic the Hedgehog game sitting on it. The system's got deteriorating capacitors inside it that need replacing, but last I checked they weren't leaking or anything. I want to send it to someone or somewhere that would actually enjoy it and fix it properly, since I don't care for it much anyway.
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 05/07/2026
Sw2 - I only have three Switch 2 carts and the other two are cross-gen editions lol. So AoI is my only S2 exclusive cart so far. It's as fun as the other Hyrule Warriors, and I 100% it more or less in 70-something hours, which is far more reasonable than the insane grind of the first HW.
My Switch 2 with a bunch of dust and smudges and crap on it, alongside the physical versions of Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment, Metroid Prime 4, and Fantasy Life i. Imprisonment is the only Switch 2 exclusive I own physically so far.
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 05/07/2026
Sw1 - What an odd thing to exist-- as a physical game, or at all. Nintendo usually held Zelda close to the chest, but as with Mario, they loosened up on Switch. Really cool that an indie studio got to make such a creative, well thought out spinoff/crossover officially, and sell it on shelves!
The physical Switch release of Cadence of Hyrule: Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring the Legend of Zelda
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Tonch @tonch.corneria.city · 05/07/2026
Wii U - Yeah, I have this version. No Switch until a couple years later. I waited outside Best Buy for this until 3AM in the cold with people who were mostly getting Switches. It will likely be the last midnight launch in my life. It was so worth it; exploring this game made me feel like a kid again
The Wii U version of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
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