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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 15/07/2026

Proud to be awarded the @microsoft.com MVP Award #mvpaward for the 13th year in a row!

Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 29/03/2026

meanwhile in hungary: the new railway IT system does not take changing of the clocks into account, so it marked ✨every single train✨ in the country late, and has supposedly automatically sent out the "sorry here's 60% of your ticket price back" money to every single ticket purchase in the country

A screenshot of a real-time railway map of hungary, displaying a hundred-ish trains all around the country, all marked as red for heavily delayed.

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 06/02/2026

when your friend mentions they talked about you during their therapy session

**Short (1–2 sentences):**
Pointing-at-the-TV reaction meme: a man in a yellow shirt lounges in an armchair and points forward while holding a drink and a cigarette.

**Detailed (≤2000 chars):**
Pointing-at-the-TV reaction meme in a dimly lit living room. A man with slicked-back dark hair sits back in a cushioned armchair with his feet up, the soles of his shoes facing the camera. He wears a bright yellow short-sleeve shirt and a necklace. One arm is extended as he points toward something off-screen, as if recognizing what’s on a screen; in his other hand he holds a light-colored can, with a lit cigarette between his fingers. Smoke drifts through the air on the left. Sheer curtains cover a large window behind him, and a coffee table with small items appears out of focus in the foreground.

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 26/12/2025

mandatory abstruse goose comic reference web.archive.org/web/20180907...

Three-panel comic featuring a cartoon cow shaped like a sphere, used to parody theoretical physics simplifications.

Panel 1: The text reads “Assume a spherical cow of uniform density.” Below it is a spherical black-and-white cow with a pink snout, small ears, and a tail, saying “MOO.”

Panel 2: The text reads “…while ignoring the effects of gravity.” The same spherical cow now floats slightly above the ground, looking confused with a “?” above its head.

Panel 3: The text reads “…in a vacuum.” The cow now appears distressed, with a thought bubble saying “CAN’T. BREATHE.”
Below the panels is a caption:
“bastard theoretical physicists
How do you sleep at night?”

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 16/10/2025

mfw mr beast is planning to launch his own bank

Film still from The Big Short showing a close-up of Christian Bale portraying Dr. Michael Burry. He wears a blue T-shirt and white wired earphones, sitting in his cluttered office with blurred shelves and a monitor in the background. This moment occurs during a key scene in which Burry listens to music while analyzing financial data, underscoring his socially withdrawn and hyper-focused character as he anticipates the impending collapse of the U.S. housing market. The glass reflection in the foreground emphasizes his isolation and detachment from others around him.

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 16/10/2025

okay so that "slide down to shut down" thing on the new ROG Ally xbox thingy... anyone else reminded of windows phone? :D

ROG Ally Xbox shutdown confirmation, a touch interface that can asks the user to slide it down to confirm

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 13/10/2025

"the architecture of this codebase is pretty straightforward, like the border between two countries" the border between the two countries:

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Map showing the complex, interwoven border between Belgium and the Netherlands around Baarle-Nassau and Baarle-Hertog.

Detailed alt-text:
A map highlighting the highly fragmented and intricate border between Belgium and the Netherlands in the towns of Baarle-Nassau (Netherlands) and Baarle-Hertog (Belgium). The Belgian enclaves within the Netherlands are shaded and labeled "BELGIË," while the Dutch territory is marked "NEDERLAND." The map shows multiple enclaves and counter-enclaves, where Belgian land is surrounded by Dutch territory, and in some cases, Dutch land is enclosed within Belgian enclaves. Roads such as the N260 and N639 run through the region, and several landmarks and businesses are visible, including Shell Express, Tango Baarle-Hertog, and Hubo Bouwmarkt Baarle-Nassau. The irregular and non-contiguous border lines clearly illustrate the complexity and uniqueness of the international boundary in this area.

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 04/10/2025

Therapist: Don’t worry, marzipan labubu is not real, it can’t hurt you. Marzipan labubu:

A green labubu made out of marzipan in a plastic bag.

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 28/09/2025

girls’ pockets: can barely fit a phone boys’ pockets:

Short alt text:
Weapon selection wheel from a video game showing various guns, ammo counts, and grenades.

Detailed alt text:
Screenshot of a video game weapon selection interface displayed as a circular wheel with eight slots. Each slot shows a different weapon or item with its corresponding ammunition count. At the top center is a handgun labeled “88/12.” To the right are two submachine guns: one with “754/1” rounds and another with “34/60.” The bottom right has a sniper rifle with “90/10.” The bottom left shows a shotgun with “92/8,” while the middle left displays a grenade launcher with “10/10.” At the top left, a grenade icon shows “24” grenades. The center text reads “SMG, 2/2, No Attachments.” The background is blurred but depicts a street scene with houses, palm trees, power lines, and a purple car. The player’s shadow holding a gun is visible at the bottom.

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 12/09/2025

still thinking of this tech news article subtitle

Short alt-text:
News headline about WhatsApp raising group chat size to 256 people.

Detailed alt-text:
A news headline and subheadline from the “Lifestyle › Tech › News” section. The bold headline reads: “WhatsApp increases group chat size limit to 256 people.” The smaller text below says: “It’s not clear why WhatsApp settled on such an oddly specific number.” The design is simple, with black text on a white background, and the section categories are highlighted in red.

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 10/09/2025

local carpenter: so when do you need this by? and how big is it? roman soldier tasked with ordering a giant wooden cross: next weekend, and… *looks jesus up and down* about your height?

Tweet by bennett: guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they crucified our carpenter???

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 29/08/2025

eyy, apparently I moved to Budapest 14 years ago today, nice.

facebook post 14 years ago today saying "my first morning in budapest"

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 15/08/2025

"the architecture of this codebase is pretty straightforward, like the border between two countries" the border between the two countries:

Short alt text:
Map of Baarle-Nassau and Baarle-Hertog showing the complex Belgium–Netherlands border enclaves.

Detailed alt text:
Digital map showing the towns of Baarle-Nassau (Netherlands) and Baarle-Hertog (Belgium), notable for their interwoven enclaves. The boundaries are marked with black lines labeled “NEDERLAND” and “BELGIË” in alternating segments, showing multiple small Belgian enclaves inside Dutch territory and vice versa. Main roads such as the N260 and N639 are highlighted in yellow, and the N135 in blue. Various local landmarks and businesses are labeled, including recreational parks (Recreatiepark De Heimolen, Camping de Hardel Hoeve), shops (Hubo bouwmarkt, Shell Express, Van Raak - Tankstation), and leisure sites (Baarle Outdoor & Leisure, Stichting de Ezelshoeve). Surrounding areas like Boschoven, Loveren, Tommel, Nijhoven, Keizershoek, Reth, and Heikant are also marked. The map is oriented with north at the top and shows a mix of rural areas, parks, and built-up town centers.

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 02/08/2025

now that I've finished succession I can properly use this meme to describe the last election results

Logan Roy's character in succession saying "You are not serious people"

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 21/07/2025

9 years ago today (well, almost), the Embassy of Hungary in Sarajevo posted on facebook - translating the first sentence only for brevity: “We draw the attention of Hungarian citizens visiting Bosnia-Herzegovina to the fact that the Pokémon GO game does NOT take minefields into account.”

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 10/07/2025

Excited receive the Microsoft MVP award for the 11(.5)th year! 🎉 Glad to be part of this amazing Windows Developer community!

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 08/06/2025

the most unexpected crossover, a Laufey poster in an LTT video :D

Centrally positioned on a white wall, a poster for Laufey's "Bewitched: The Goddess Tour" is highlighted with a red circle. The poster has an intricate blue line drawing of a woman surrounded by ornamental flourishes, with the word “BEWITCHED” in large capital letters at the top. Beneath that, “THE GODDESS TOUR” is written in an arc above the central illustration. The rest of the poster is filled with vertically arranged tour dates and locations in smaller text. The poster is bordered by other various artworks, but this one stands out due to the detailed illustration and the red circle marking it.

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 30/05/2025

reddit talking about taylor swift buying her masters

Screenshot of a Reddit comment thread. The top comment by user MuptonBossman with 2,244 points says: "Time for Taylor to re-release the 'original cuts' of all her albums so Swifties can triple dip on buying the same thing three times." A reply by user idkifthisisgonnawork with 248 points reads: "Yea jackasses Loads up Skyrim anniversary remaster legendary hd remake GOTY edition," humorously pointing out the hypocrisy by referencing the many re-releases of the video game Skyrim.

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 28/05/2025

discussion on reddit talking about how they crashed a real airplane into a building for the movie Tenet

Screenshot of a Reddit comment thread. The first comment by user jimmyM with 2,412 points reads: "Afaik they used a non-airworthy old Boeing." The top reply by user krazineurons with 2,678 points responds: "So they could have chosen from any of the Boeing airplanes?"

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 19/05/2025

traveling home from paris, and I was surprised to see equations on the wall of the RER B line metro instead of ads… apparently they are describing global warming mathematicswithoutapologies.wordpress.com/2016/01/14/g...

a mathematical equation on the metro wall written in black letters on a green background

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 09/05/2025

the single best new spotify feature is letting me turn these off

Short alt-text:
Two toggles in a settings menu for autoplay and Smart Shuffle, both switched off.

Detailed alt-text:
Screenshot of a settings interface with two toggle switches, both in the off position (gray). The first setting is labeled “Autoplay similar content” with a description below that reads, “Enjoy nonstop listening. We’ll play something similar when what you’re listening to ends.” The second setting is labeled “Include Smart Shuffle in play modes” with the description, “Turning this off will remove the Smart Shuffle option. You’ll still be able to use other play modes, like Play in order or Shuffle.” The interface uses a dark background with white and gray text.

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 04/05/2025

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

screenshot of an automated train car from the beginning of half life 1, displaying a wide corridor on the left, and various seating options on the right

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 02/05/2025

The average American has three friends.

a product image of 3 heinz products: mayomust, kranch and mayocue

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 30/04/2025

in now you see me 3 you can see magicians zipline from the main building of the Budapest University of Technology - this is a reference to how badly you want to escape after spending a single semester there

screencap from the trailer of now you see me 3, the main cast ziplining from a building overlooking a river down onto a boat at night

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Tamás Deme ‘tomzorz’ @tomzorz.me · 29/04/2025

Polish students launched a satellite into space, and to quote their post from the _other_ site: > On its screen we displayed the Polandball, along with the iconic phrase: “Poland can into space!”. This marks the first-ever meme captured in space using a selfie stick installed on the satellite.