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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

i love when actors lie about being about to quit the industry the day before they booked their big break

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

jiminy glick should host the pit stop

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

if my child doesn’t qualify for the jimmy awards that’s totally ok i’ll just love them less

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

GET OFF THE APPS!!! if you really want to find love you have to start a neil diamond tribute band

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

jenna maroney stays winning

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

olivia rodrigo makes music for ME, it’s just a coincidence that all those little girls like it too

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

mimi kanassis?!? no shoes on the rug!!!

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

i understand wanting to have a child but who are you supposed to give it to once it ages out of being able to star in a broadway production of annie?

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

i hope boop closing doesn’t discourage david foster from writing more musicals about betty boop

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

law roach was born to be a judge on america’s kidz got singing

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

you’re telling me a june dianed this raphael???

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

my earliest childhood memory is kristin chenoweth singing “taylor the latte boy” on the rosie o’donnell show that was the exact moment i gained consciousness

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

everybody talks about elaine hendrix in the parent trap but not enough people talk about elaine hendrix in superstar

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

jamie lee curtis only makes movies so she can use the press tours to keep claiming that she invented instagram

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

i am sick and tired of DJs looking at me like i’m crazy for requesting unreleased sara bareilles songs

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

sometimes a gay guy will randomly have a transatlantic accent

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

once i’m done meeting everybody in this city i’m gonna rank them

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

i’m worried the guy hosing the sidewalk is mad at me because he had to stop hosing the sidewalk to let me walk by

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

there should be a spin-off of “and just like that” so we can continue to follow charlotte’s battle with vertigo

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

i love hearing about an actor “circling a project” it creates such a beautiful visual

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

they’re not letting the public see tracie thoms filming devil wears prada because they know it would be pandemonium

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

she should have let michelle do a song from death becomes her

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

all this devil wears prada stuff is cute but when are we finally getting the sequel to RICKI AND THE FLASH???

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

need a boyfriend just so i can sing easy street with him and his sister who runs an orphanage

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

devil wears prada 2 is just gonna be 90 minutes of them crossing the street

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

my first daughter will be named em dash

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

First look at Meryl Streep on the set of ‘THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2’

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

getting to know people by asking who sponsored madeline ashton’s wedding at their performance of death becomes her

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

if you’re not supposed to shake him then why is he named mo rocca?

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

beach house (season 3, episode 7)

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

it’s zegler not ziegler please stop this madness

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

carrie bradshaw while her friends’ lives are falling apart:

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

“are you a carrie, charlotte, miranda, or samantha?” bitch, i’m roz from frasier

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

they’re demolishing obamacare but at least barack has a new ethel cain song to lift his spirits

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

as someone who is really good at parallel parking i can still listen to olivia rodrigo because i have a little something called EMPATHY

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

one thing about me is i will be requesting taylor the latte boy at drag roulette and everyone will hate it

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

“i hope this email finds you well. i’m writing concerning the ufo sighting near highland, illinois.”

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

i rebuke the devil (wears prada 2)

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

it must feel good af to sing “easy street” after hatching a scheme

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

is betty’s full name elizabeth boop?

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

people are celebrating in the streets

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Tom Smyth @tomsmyth.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

enough time has passed… they should do a revival of smash

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