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TomSky

@tomskylander.bsky.social
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A Residential shit poster and frootloop who is currently inside your walls.

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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hey put some respect on trolls. Trolls at least ask fun riddles and require you to genuinely think about your answers. Can’t say the same about trying to break AI
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The image of a little me in an osha uniform inside my brain is just funny
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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There'S More Yumyulack
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m just saying, if snorlax can get out of bed and run like hell then god damn it maybe there’s hope for me yet.
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I did a fuck ton of work and now I’m chillaxing at an arcade. Satisfying Moments like these are always the shit man.
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s almost like having your nation forcefully colonized doesn’t create a stable relationship.
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Lance Geiger Discusses Colonialism
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not true unfortunately translifeline.org/clarifying-m...
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Clarification: Misinformation About Our Hotline Number - Trans Lifeline
April 28, 2025 We are aware of viral social media posts falsely claiming that Trans Lifeline’s Canadian hotline number (877-330-6366) is a new national
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Hold Up Let Him Cook
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ll take a dozen of those teas to go
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Garfield Chugs Coffee
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
DONT TELL THEM WHAT THEY CAN OR CANT DO!
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I get the point of the joke and I’m all for dunking on the current administration. But this joke just isn’t fucking funny.
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That’s… not even remotely close what that quote was talking about. That quote was Einstein’s way of expressing his thoughts on quantum theory. How he firmly believed the universe operated on a strict set of rules over quantum theory proposing randomness.
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Archer Lana
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Gyro Zeppeli Steel Ball Run
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And even if we entertain the stupidity and act as if it’s hypothetically true… they’d rather a rabid dog over an autistic one. Which on its own is fucking horrible
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💜Peach💜 @pinkpeaches0214.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sorry Tenna, can't work today. The Pluey says no.
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Guy in you…
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Archer's Iconic 'Uh, Phrasing?' Moment
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every time I learn something new about him he just gets even better. Why can’t other politicians be more like him man.
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Strong Bad Dance
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Noodle (Commissions Open!) @noodlesxl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Deltamon #5 Seam (Dark/Fairy) Eram (Bird/Normal 😉) #pixelart #deltarune #fakemon
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Honestly this place just feels like the social media equivalent to a nicotine patch.
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Run towards one another”… what does he mean by that? I’m not being facetious or something here I dead ass don’t know what that phrase means.
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Zapp Brannigan: Every Mission's a Suicide Mission
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That goes double for Jimmothy
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jimothy flip
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I swear these days American politics is just the plot of tf2. Two teams red and blue fighting over an empty plot of land on behalf of their respective old fart.
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Same… I got nothing against the game personally, I just don’t vibe with it.
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We pulling a hiest boys
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Payday2 Heisters in Car
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Gale Of Waterdeep Says Ouch
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Bee Movie: Ya Like Jazz?
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Brother if you’re an employer coming to my page and expecting an accurate depiction of me just leave… I come here to let my unhinged shit out so I don’t do it in a professional setting. We all have our outlets, this is mine, fuck off and let me shit post in peace.
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nah I consume it… literally… I ate like 20 paintings at my local art museum.
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Cartoon Character Eating Animation
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
M O T H
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Moth Playing Bongos
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Kung Fu Panda Turtle Says 'Mmmm Monkey'
ALT: Kung Fu Panda Turtle Says 'Mmmm Monkey'
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
YOU PICK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO!
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Wario Laughing in Mario Party
ALT: Wario Laughing in Mario Party
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
DAAUM SHE GOT THAT DRIP DAWG!
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As a maniac wizard bent on destroying the world please don’t compare me to that idiot. I Worked hard to study necromancy to create an undead army. I earned the ability to summon lightning from the sky! I have a 20 in my intelligence stat! DO NOT COMPARE ME TO A NEPOBABY! WIZARDRY TAKES BRAINS!
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Yugioh: Sorcerer Of Dark Magic Summoned
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Regirock Spotted
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Saltydkdan Live Reaction
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kelpcheep @kelpcheep.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
banana goodra.. her name is Slippy
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Omg Demoman Tf2 Demoman
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Brother those guys are writing off of purely passion alone. That alone makes their writing valuable
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Go My Scarab Wizard101
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How is it not? I mean who’s gonna profit off of it? THEY DIDNT EVEN BUY IT! I don’t even have the game in any fashion or care about hogwarts legacy, I just don’t see the logic there.
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i had to do Jimothy fan art #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a four panel comic

a girl and a guy are on the sidewalk, the girl gestures to a woman across the street and says: “ugh, that girl is a total f-word (the homophobic slur)”
the guy says: “huh? aren't you gay?”
the girl responds: “Yeah, that's how i found out
we fucked”
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Well there is a 3rd way… good old archive of our own fanfics.
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Steve reading the patch notes
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Jack Black Says 'I Can't Read' in Minecraft Movie
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Skya Says 'Yeah, Get In Line'
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You better be… or else you’ll be meeting with “Human Resources”
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Spongebob HR Meme
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
OH HERE COMES DEAN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
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Rob Van Dam Rvd
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sometimes I do love being a pansexual. Y’all straights be debating whether or not it still is okay for your sexuality to like tomboys or femboys meanwhile with you being distracted by your own sexual confusion I’m in your kitchen banging those pots and pans.
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Pansexual Funny
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TomSky @tomskylander.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The worm I’m convinced his worm died of starvation at this point. What kind of nourishment could he have from RFK Jr’s brain… poor worm is more starved than soldier tf2’s brain maggot.
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