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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 19/09/2026
He blushes when he lies
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 18/09/2026
I asked my Idaho sibling about that Risch poll, he said:
I do. I don’t even remember the challengers name, but I remember he’s an independent, and I’ve talked to many people who are voting for him. They’re doing a great job getting out there.

From what I hear, Brad Little and his posse are getting worried about John Stegner, an independent and former Idaho Supreme Court justice who’s running for governor.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 28/08/2026
Did they die untimely deaths? Darline was a geriatric pregnancy. Her parents were old when they died.
Darline Grahams parents were born in 1908 & 1925 dying in 1976 and 77. Not necessarily untimely deaths.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 27/08/2026
Listening to Darline Graham talk about her parents it’s easy to assume they died young but Darline was a geriatric pregnancy.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 10/08/2026
Now we know why his hair is always slicked back. 🤮
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 06/08/2026
He’s growing it out getting ready for his new up doo? 🤷🏽‍♂️
Mary Trump cracked her hairdressers hands with a stick until the coif was coiffed like cotton candy.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 29/07/2026
😂 Another reason to never watch @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 26/07/2026
Strip Elon Musk of all his assets and deport the trash back to Africa.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 22/07/2026
Donald Trump is a war criminal who deserves the prosecution waiting for him.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 18/07/2026
The Trump Trots of 2026, brought to you by Michael Baumgartner.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 17/07/2026
Michael Baumgartner hopes you enjoy persistent hershey squirts, courtesy of his tax cuts for the rich.
Michael Baumgartner hopes you enjoy his gift of explosive diarrhea, the Trump Trots.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 03/07/2026
“D.C. is the hottest city on the planet!” -Trump, probably The Misery Index agrees, DC is the most miserable place on earth.
The misery index shows Washington DC is the most miserable place on the planet.The misery index shows Washington DC is the most miserable place on the planet.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 20/06/2026
The dumbest mfer on the planet resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 16/06/2026
I’d like to buy a vowel please. 🤞🏽
Wheel of Fortune board clearly reading “I hope he dies” just missing the E.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 16/06/2026
Trump exudes class and sophistication. 🤢
Donald Oaf Trump displaying his boor at G7 France.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 13/06/2026
Dorothy Zbornak knew in 1992. 😂
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 02/06/2026
I bet this is what he said to the Epstein victims he encountered.
Trump telling his victims to just relax.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 16/05/2026
It’s a class war and the 99% are losing.
Trump and Baumgartner approve of these higher prices.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 10/05/2026
Fuck Yeah Walla Walla
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 10/05/2026
Flaming Lips lead singer holds up a massive balloon of letters reading “Fuck Yeah Walla Walla.”
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 07/05/2026
A real live person yesterday told me prices were higher under Biden and Trump is bringing them down. 🤪 wth
GasBuddy screenshot showing $5.99 a gallon for regular gas. wth
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 05/05/2026
Pathetic propaganda from The Bezos Post. 😂 I hope he’s afraid of the political winds that are blowing.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 26/04/2026
Was he inspired by Kim Kardashian? We will probably never know. 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 23/04/2026
No, Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov when you first ran for office the only person who labeled you “just a mom in tennis shoes” was you and this lie is ridiculous. It’s time to retire. If you think people are going to be voting for a 78 year old senator in 2028 you aren’t paying attention.
A letter from Senator Patty Murray alleging people put her down when she first ran as “just a mom in tennis shoes.” The only person who said that about her was her.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 13/04/2026
😂 also 😐
Iran mocks Trump with an  image reading Trump $20.28 per gallon
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 08/04/2026
😂 BBC Commentator just called Donald Trump a flip flopper. 🐬
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 28/03/2026
I bought my brother a sunglass for Christmas a few years ago. 😂
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 21/03/2026
Sarah Huckabee Sanders and her lazy eye want to know “Y’all gonna eat the rest of that possum?”
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 17/03/2026
Dementia Don thinks NATOs mutual defense agreement includes mutual aggression. This is the ultimate FAFO.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 12/03/2026
Gas prices are down 10 cents at the highest priced stations in my region. 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 12/03/2026
Like Baghdad Bob 😂
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 06/03/2026
Ayatollah Trump declaring #MIGA Make Iran Great Again 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 06/03/2026
Gas prices in my area went up 10 cents yesterday and again today.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 20/02/2026
Literally zero self awareness.
A four panel political cartoon. First panel shows Trump arriving at St Peter’s concierge stand, tiny thumb up saying “I’m here.” Panel 2 shows Peter making a note in The Book of Life regarding Trump “an inexplicable lack of self awareness.” Next we see Peter directing Trump to the escalator on the right and finally panel four shows Trump descending the escalator to a Trump Rally in hell because let’s face it, a Trump rally is hell on earth. The MAGAts cheer “Welcome Back!”
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 19/02/2026
Chuck Schumer has not adopted the resistance playbook, this image rehab effort won’t work.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 18/02/2026
White supremacist trash talk about “Heritage Americans.”

This is what real heritage Americans look like.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 13/02/2026
Michael Baumgartner ❤️s Child Molesters
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 11/02/2026
Self inflicted wounds lol @adamsmith.house.gov There will be a new member of Congress from Puget Sound after November.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 03/02/2026
I wake up with the strangest things on my mind, like Trump’s inexplicable lack of self awareness. 🤷🏽‍♂️
Four-panel pen-and-ink political cartoon. Panel 1: Donald Trump, smiling and giving a thumbs-up, stands at the Pearly Gates saying “I’m here!” while St. Peter looks stunned, holding a large book. Panel 2: St. Peter writes in the book, saying “…an inexplicable lack of self-awareness.” Panel 3: St. Peter points and tells Trump, “Take the escalator to the right,” beside a sign reading “Departures.” Panel 4: Trump rides an escalator downward into a red, fiery glow, waving to a cheering crowd wearing MAGA hats holding a “WELCOME BACK!” sign.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 30/01/2026
Chuck Schumer today.
Chuck Schumer is the dog in the house is on fire/everything’s fine meme.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 29/01/2026
They can point their camera at me but they can’t make me maintain a normal expression for facial recognition to work.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 28/01/2026
😂
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 27/01/2026
He’s the one saying it 😂
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 26/01/2026
Saving this here for later when it’s time for consequences. He cites high placed sources. They will be rooted out
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 26/01/2026
JD Vance is a low skill liar. 👎🏽 A transparent lying sad sack of nothing.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 23/01/2026
Is this the plane that randomly landed in Portland Oregon in 2017, parking for an extended period of time and then randomly flying away?
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 23/01/2026
Is it the same one that randomly landed in Portland Oregon in 2017, parking for an extended period of time and then flying away? I happened to be at a private terminal when they left.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 23/01/2026
Accountability is coming, Kaelan Dorr will not be forgotten.
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 20/01/2026
Release the Epstein Files
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Tom Schmerer @tomschmerer.com · 20/01/2026
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