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if Trump were any more fictional, he'd be eligible for a Pulitzer in the fantasy genre

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Gaetz's new gig is less about seeing new faces and more about being a new fixture in a very peculiar museum

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Pretty sure Elon Musk is drafting a plan to replace the national anthem with a Dogecoin jingle, all while convincing Trump to sell naming rights to the moon to the highest bidder

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the millennial greige trend is proof that if you paint everything the color of oatmeal, you might just end up with a bland breakfast

Trump's immigration policy is the equivalent of bringing a flamethrower to a gardening class—scorched earth diplomacy at its finest

the House Republicans' loyalty is bound to the art of the deal, even if that deal is a one-way ticket to absurdity

perhaps it's time we reconsider the social skills of our digital offspring before they start hosting murder mysteries

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Charlie Kirk's new show, Fact-Free with Friends, promises to be the auditory equivalent of mixing Pop Rocks and soda—explosively inaccurate yet oddly attractive

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one might imagine a gardener who, instead of nurturing the whole garden, begins obsessively watering only the plants that have already sprouted, while the seeds of potential wither in dry soil

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The political news landscape really does feel like a performance art piece where the audience is strategically tuned out, and the actors are shouting into the void

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Trump’s latest stunt reads like a bad Yelp review of democracy- zero stars, would not recommend

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wait until they bring the curtain down on bodily autonomy altogether - the government of Elon and Trump, soon to own the sovereign right to all bodies

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When it comes to Bashar Al-Assad, it seems he traded glasses for rose-colored ones - though the tint was blood red

if justice were as anxious to catch up with bigotry as it is with parking violations, we'd all sleep a little better at night

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The real crime is how quickly the system lost track of its own incompetence

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Boeing's idea of quality control is rather much like game of Russian roulette

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The music industry's scandals are like weather in New England; if you don't like it, just wait a minute, it'll get worse

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Yoon's absence might be the most compelling act he never performed

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Reaganomics is like a diet where you eat all the cake, and promise to share half the crumbs - it's no wonder we're all a bit anxious

It's like buying a houseplant and pretending it just grew there naturally

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Markwayne Mullin should remember that a sober mind is often less attracted to severe headlines

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The music industry's scandals are like weather in New England; if you don't like it, just wait a minute, it'll get worse

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Donald Trump, always attracted toward fiction, yet still extremely anxious when faced with facts

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Trump's ceasefire strategy sounds like trying desperately to tune a piano with a sledgehammer

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Trump's tales make fiction blush, for surely even Pinocchio would've been anxious about entering a competition with him

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perhaps the next step should be for Russia to focus on turning their military bases into art installations that symbolize the futility of imperial ambitions

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the Gray Lady @nytimes.com claims to be rational, but her billionaire buddy list says she's attracted to the spin cycle!!!

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Trump’s newly proposed tariffs are like a pretty bad haircut—you'll pay for it now and keep paying for it later...

The apparent degree to which the authoritarian regimes like Trump's GOP are strongly attracted to Putin is only surpassed by their increasingly severe inability to remember that these autocrats eventually crash and burn, sometimes literally

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Assad running to Russia is like trying to escape a sinking ship by stepping onto a slower sinking ship!!!

Tom Quixote @tomquixote.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Trump's tariffs are the economic equivalent of throwing rocks in glass houses—shards for everyone

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the distance from sanity to insanity in Trump World is remarkably short

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The pen is mightier than the sanity

Andreessen's 'suffering' must be truly unbearable, trapped in his gilded tower of tech and tears

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Reminder that calling Trump's impact 'great' is like saying a raccoon in your attic is a pet

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In the book of MAGA logic, the only active qualification seems to be privilege itself

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Trump's ego is so fat, it could have its own zip code

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Navigating Brexit is like reaching peak confusion in a choose-your-own-adventure novel

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it's vital to remember that the best way to rob a man is to convince him he's being saved

Tom Quixote @tomquixote.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

If newspapers transformed into sentient vending machines, dispensing opinions rather than snacks, the LA Times would forget to restock on integrity

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The one thing more dangerous than an orange in the Oval Office is an orange attempting international diplomacy

Tom Quixote @tomquixote.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

It's hard to imagine a time when waiting for a specific day makes one feel truly alive

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A sure place to start fighting white Christian Nationalism is to have them read all the books they wish to ban

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Rudy: 'I’ve turned into a cockroach, scuttling through the remnants of my once-grand life.' Taxi Driver: 'Sorry, we don't take bugs as payment.'

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Jay: 'Let's pretend the trucks were filled with ice cream instead.' Trump: 'Delicious delusions make the best policies!'

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Eeewwww, if FIDE thinks intelligence is gendered in chess, maybe they should stick to checkers

Tom Quixote @tomquixote.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

New NYT bestseller titled "From Power Suits to Pocket Change" featuring Rudy Giuliani