iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

We are the reason there is a why. Nothing else in the universe cares. Why does a rock fall down a hill? That's your guess and it will never be completely wrong or completely right. #TheScientificMethod

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s not a partisan movement or a political alignment, it’s lack of critical thinking skills and sympathetic imagination. It’s the stupid, stupid.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They say the pen is mightier than the sword. They would say that, they have the sword, and the pen.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If you include someone with an MBA in a creative production of any kind, you fucked up.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The sayers of nay are not a cohort that is given to optimism.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If the car you end up with after the repair is worth more than the cost of the repair itself, you fix the car.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This would already be a line of toys based on a children's cartoon about human beans if we lived in a just world. #leagueoflegumes

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Every accomplishment by a nepo baby will come with an asterisk.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Trans Former Autobot I finished this in MS Paint 3D with a mouse. I really need to set up my drawing tablet with its very useful stylus. I mean, that's why I bought it and now look at it (I am, right now) all sad and dark in the corner, collecting dust, failing to fulfil its purpose. Just like me.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

To be fair, the abacus is AI.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The modern Republican party is made up of three groups: Lawful Evil conservatives. ~ 30% Neutral Evil libertarians. ~ 10% Chaotic Evil fascists. ~ 60% Evil is the primacy of the self, Good is the primacy of the collective.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I wonder if they knew what 'clockwise' was before humans invented clocks? Do you think people just thought to themselves, 'I think I'm going to turn gently to the right, I think it would be wise.'

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I'm not a complete idiot. I am an incomplete idiot.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I hate communism because I like to fight Musketeers one at a time.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

For every stupid rule, there is an even stupider person that made it necessary.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I work my ass off. Two-four-seven. Twenty four hours a week, seven days a year.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

"I did not come from outer space." He scoffed, doing the air quotes sign with his elongated, glowing fingers. "I travelled through outer space to get here."

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

A hundred million actors could have played the role, but there's only one chair and the music stopped playing a long, long time ago.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I want a cake so large that it would take me an entire lifetime to eat the whole thing. #9metrictonsofcake

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

The studio audience in my brain does not need and 'applause' sign.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I'm considerably more tolerable in context.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Slightly increase a band Some Doubt Foo Beaters U3 Dimeback Earth, Wind, Fire and Water Poudre Floyd Simon and less Garfunkel

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

And don't even talk about 'Car Guy Land'. It took Jay Leno twenty minutes on the phone to convince Trump that wasn't a thing. #EnrichTheIranian

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Trump thinks Kharg Island is 'Car Guy Land', a theme parked owned by Jay Leno and Pete wasn't fully aware enough to correct him as he was working on taking the straight up vermouth.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

You can imagine my disappointment when I discovered that the 'Laser Eye Clinic' does not, I repeat does not give you lasers that shoot out of your eyes.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I was too short and fat to be a high fashion model so I just settled on being high.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Never go into business with a monkey who has an MBA, for obvious reasons.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

All of America's faults are Trump's virtues.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

I would gladly hand over a dollar; a dollar was enough for them before, but when they demanded four more, for the door to the store, they got nothing from me but scorn. "You're an all or nothing kind of guy and since I'm not going to give you all, you get nothing." #piracypoetry

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

The current load of puns about electricity are shockingly grounded.

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Tom Pashkov @tompashkov.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

We built this city. We built this city on Rock and Roll! We should have used concrete.

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