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TomPaleo

@tompaleo.bsky.social
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Teacher, husband, father, dog owner, in no particular order. Practicing Democrat, aspiring hiker, and admirer of artists and writers who inspire me. Oh, and F47. 🚫crypto

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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Very possible.
Elon Musk dancing in a mesh halter top. No one said all ALT Text would be worth reading.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
For what it’s worth. Thank you All Trails Map Box
A caption labeling Lake Ontario as “Lake Ontario.”
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
That is worse than biting the nine bites of a sandwich out of sequence.
A sandwich with labeled options for where to take the next bite
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I can’t believe they got the wrong Morgan. The man is famous.
The man responsible for Morgan Magic. Captain Morgan in his customary pose with one boot on top of a rum barrel.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A map of the town of Ware, Massachusetts.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How are they going to help with a door handle?
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez in a still from the box office smash, Gigli.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Pam: And I can't even take off my hat because then I'm Hitler.
Pam from The Office dressed as Charlie Chaplin
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Yeah, that's going nowhere.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It’s a morning for sunning oneself while passing for a small rock
A grey tree frog contemplates life.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The set’s mascot
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
We are all making a face like Betsy McDonnell (the woman to the right) in the freeze frame at the end of the video. In a word, we are, concerned.
Susan Collin’s haltingly ends Senate testimony, as a concerned Senate staffer looks on.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I can only think of what happens to objects on the edge of the frame when a wide-angle lens is used. One famous example being the Biden visiting the Carters.
The Bidens visit the Carters in a wide angle photo that makes the Bidens appear as giants.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Where can I report these vandals?
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Meanwhile at the other end of the reflecting pool…
The watcher in the water emerges from the pool.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Or he is in a remake of The Natural.
Robert Redford at the end of The Natural, out standing in his field.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Not a late hit, but one he probably wasn’t expecting.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
More of this
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
“You been goofin’ with the bees?”
The RockMan politely asks Oblio and Arrow if they have been “goofin’ with the bees.”
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Drop your crime-fighting Catholics.
Sean Connery and Kevin Costner take a blood oath in church in this scene from The Untouchables.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
News used to be better
A women in period dress stands by an early printing press with a broad sheet of paper.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Agreed.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
What you hope for is not always what you get.
A charcoal drawing of a pile of shit. Asleep.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Calling Jane Rosenberg
A charcoal sketch of a pile of shit by Jane Rosenberg.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
A highlight of my day. Turkey vultures outside my window walking on rain soaked ground and eating worms presumably.
A turkey vulture walks across rain soaked ground eating worms presumably.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
England and NATO respond to trump’s threat.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
A young British girl in a white jacket complaining about the exorbitant price of ice cream.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
A picture of the train from Hayao Miyazaki's masterpiece Spirited Away.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Don’t let him near the medal stand.
A fraud of a person breaks a trophy won by real people who accomplished something important.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
How I’m feeling at the end of 2025:
Artax the horse gets swallowed up by the Swamp of Sadness in The Neverending Story, and our
collective childhoods all died and never recovered.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Alison Krauss & Union Station are pictured on the cover of their album “so long so wrong.”
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
He has that vibe
A piece of excrement in a flannel shirt poses sitting on a tree stump.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
From the good people/person at Autostraddle: www.autostraddle.com/quiz-which-g...
Peppermint Patty nailing my nervous smile while sitting by a tree with plenty of room nearby.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Mime voting for him
A slightly less frightening picture of Ted  Cruz.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Inflatable Charlie Kirk
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Groucho and Chico Marx are pictured on the cover of Vincent Lewis’ “The Marx Brothers Meet Shakespeare.”
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Why do these images persist in our memories?
Jason Varirek helps Alex Rodriguez  with the unwritten rules of baseball
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Founder of ANTIFA and his girlfriend.
Portraits of Martha and George Washington
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Richly deserved
A rendering of Maria Corina Machado, Nobel Peace Prize winner for her work supporting democracy in Venezuela.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
“Will you just look at what I have to deal with!”
The passionate gesticulation of the world’s most put upon stick figure.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Be better Bluesky
Bluesky completely missing the point.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
It’s right here:
The preamble to the Constitution with the words “promote the general welfare” highlighted.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Certain kilns are responsible for the ceramic evils of this world.
A ceramic pumpkin with human facial features and expression seems to be crying. Presumably at the date of being a human soul trapped in a Halloween decoration.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Himself
An unflattering portait of President Bonespurs complete with ear bandage and gauzy filters around his bowling ball head.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
The most trusted names in news reporting.
Morbid and Linda sitting at the Channel √2 News desk.
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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
“Right. And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that?”
A nerf super soaker is pictured spraying a clear liquid (could be bleach) at a high velocity.
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