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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 03/10/2026
did you just see “favorite kids in the hall” and black out
screenshot of original
post highlighting “that’s not girl drink drunk or the daves i know”
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 03/10/2026
yesterday i told my partner if olive passes (unlikely) id like to get the quoted brussels griffon and he went full race scientist. “i just think pimento should be with her own kind.” pugs make you into high key eugenicists.
my beautiful dogs sleeping in on my messy bed in my messy room.
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 01/10/2026
does anyone have any idea what i can do with like 5000 of the metal pieces inside hanging folders? someone took some to make a lamp shade.
a box of metal sticks and me pointing to the metal stick in its natural habitat in the hopes it makes more sense
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 30/09/2026
what a good report! i love this!
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 27/09/2026
4c is the joker of the grocery store
4c brand spicy panko breadcrumbs
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 27/09/2026
IDEA: make the tetris screen one block narrower.
wikipedia image for tetris showing a big bunch of blocks piled up waiting for one long block. inefficient.
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 24/09/2026
two separate establishment next door!!!! what is it!!!!!!
same font!SAME FONT!!!!
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 24/09/2026
tell me what font this is!!!! tell me what font this is or i’ll fucking kill you!!!!!!
a sign saying auto glass in a whimsical font popular everywhere in astoria
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 24/09/2026
almost died taking this pic 🥰
photo of me in rear view mirror actively driving LOL
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 22/09/2026
there are so many people like this it’s awe inspiring lol
zoom in screen cap of the quoted posts second image showing a camera roll entirely of screen shot memes.
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 22/09/2026
another casualty of ai is the lack of enjoyment of confusing “engrish” translations. like is this clunky or is this nefarious. no one knows.
honestly not quite sure what this $6 tiktok shop
product is supposed to be, probably ai, but it’s embossed with the phrase “head to the windy place”.  so similar to so many trinkets ive bought at deadstock dollar stores over the years. but now seems sinister.
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 22/09/2026
we're going to be sick and tired of how much winning we're doing
text message saying:
[random number]
John Fetterman here: This is what happens when you put common sense...
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 21/09/2026
best view in all of new york city
pov im laying on my couch and my handsome husband is holding my ancient fawn-standard pug dog olive who is looking down at young pimento, my youthful 5 year old black pug dog. its just so cute and i love them.
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 20/09/2026
it’s modular so if i don’t write anything in it for like two months due to depression i can just remove the depression months and its not a testament to my failure anymore 🥲
my $120 planner on the floor next to all this archival shit im such a disorganized mess lol
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 15/09/2026
what about my
my car with license plate SAD PONY
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 14/09/2026
this is her qualifications i'm howling
experience: 
uses ai

education:
i didn't go to harvard but i consider myself operating at a harvard level

licences:
some ai scams
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 14/09/2026
i can't stress enough she's been doing this for less than 7 days and had an irl meeting with this guy where he offered her a job, and she recorded said meeting with a handheld camcorder.
linkedin repost of my friend (the artist) from a real guy who she met in real life and he really offered her a job
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 12/09/2026
reunited with my beloved
me and my partner's wedding photo but i put my macbook over his head.
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 09/09/2026
fully zero percent of people in my life are the correct level of excited that the full-size bottle of the nosferatu movie promotional tie in perfume has arrived!!!!! you all should be on your way over to get a sniff!!!!
the perfume the box and the liner notes? for the scent. also my busted ass 2014 laptop charger that’s holding on for dear life.
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 09/09/2026
saw this and thought of this thread lol
kirkiversary tiktokim not putting all the alt text in for this im sorry but its just more kirkiversary stuff
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 08/09/2026
i bought a $120 planner to fix my life and the same day it arrived my laptop broke. im happy to report that it DID fix my life and my 2014 macbook actually works surprisingly well.
said $120 planner and fancy kaweco pen and 2014 macbook. peak girlboss imo
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 08/09/2026
what are they building in there
screenshot of email from Citizen (which i have unsubscribed from) proclaiming 
"Police Gathering Bags at Store for Unknown Reason"
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 08/09/2026
bc im a sad nerd, i often get this thumbnail in my recommended videos, and every single time even though i've already watched the video, i assume it's a history of the concept of world records, which would be so good.
ss of the thumbnail for summoning salt's "the history of super mario bros 3 100% world records" but the thumbnail just literally says "the history of world records" and youre supposed to see the game image and assume its the history of that specific game's world records.
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 30/08/2026
why is this on the wikipedia page for “thai cuisine” with zero caveats or alternate sources lol
According to the Thai monk Venerable Buddhadasa Bhikku's writing, ‘India's Benevolence to Thailand’, Thai cuisine was influenced by Indian cuisine. He wrote that Thai people learned how to use spices in their food in various ways from Indians.
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 30/08/2026
the hamptons
guy in front of a 711 in the hamptons with a shirt that says border patrol waving a flag that says don’t blame me i voted for trump
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 29/08/2026
extremely funny that google workspace admin lets you decide whether your employees can edit their gender and pronouns, and then goes so far as to preemptively "well actually" you about it. anyway i am starting an enby-mandatory workplace.
Gender
Allow users to edit their gender
Pronouns
Allow users to set their pronouns and choose who can see them at aboutme.google.com.
When enabling this setting, keep in mind that some people in your organization may travel or work in countries that have laws related to gender expression. Q
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 28/08/2026
not to sound racist, but the only reason they keep hiring these blue people is because they're almost never in SAG.
job application personality quiz featuring a blue person
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 28/08/2026
this was maybe the most fun i've had on the internet in a while
op quote tweeting me saying "nobody dunk on this person" lolop trying to draw a rowboat to demonstrate that someone who knows what a rowboat looks like would draw a rowboat differently than the drawing in questionop telling me to check out reddit to get tips on how to identify ai, to which i respond immediately showing her i had already posted the image on reddit lolthe comments on the reddit post indicating overwhelmingly that it was not ai
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 27/08/2026
it's kind of a beautiful intergenerational exchange tho cause he's been sending me this sticker every now and then today
tom holland caked up spiderman sticker
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 26/08/2026
HAH. barely remembered party small talk VINDICATED! totally exonerated! no wrongdoing!
google search for “dolly parton real estate displacement” yielding one article on npr from five years ago which i did not click and won’t ever click thus perpetuating the cycle of outrage culture
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 24/08/2026
seems like we might have to engage in
SAVING THE PHENOMENA 

jstor screencap of first paragraph.
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 23/08/2026
while i do understand the impulse to old yeller him, i MUST remind you some old dogs are wildly charming and would make excellent congressional representatives.
the oldest and prettiest pup ever to exist. she's really good on infrastructure.
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 23/08/2026
documentation of daniel bozhkov's piece "learning to fly over a very large larry" which i guess now that i think about it is the proto-"nathan fielder learning to fly a plane for performance art"
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 22/08/2026
actually cannot believe i both remembered that this exists and that new york magazine still does it, and also that new york magazine still exists.
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 22/08/2026
this changed my whole 2025 outlook tbh
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 22/08/2026
i had no idea anything about this game and i am frankly delighted
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 19/08/2026
corn peach tomato jalapeno salad with the fake basil. best salad i've ever made and it's not close.
picture of a big bowl with not enough of the aforementioned salad. i wish i made like ten times as much. it's so fucking good dude. i'm just walking around my house eating this nice ass salad.
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 19/08/2026
picky tea for dinner, luv
prosciutto and melon, and mozzarella and tomatoes and basil all from the garden. cantaloupe and prosciutto and mozzarella obviously not from the garden.
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 16/08/2026
i'm crying, the lego botanical collection knows exactly who its target demographic is.
the promo image for lego's "dark flower arrangement" featuring a woman, alone, in her 30s or 40s looking positively librarian, experiencing mild enjoyment assembling her lego flowers.
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 15/08/2026
OMG LOOK AT MY MAN AND HIS ART
my lovely husband and his art. it’s a big blimp attached to an rc car. the blimp says nuestroworld. he looks exhausted lol.
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 14/08/2026
“why are you watching them abuse me”
my dog getting her nails trimmed with the most pathetic face on
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 10/08/2026
she’s dead wrapped in plastic
my cat playing with a plastic sheet i forgot to clean up. also ignore the hair tumbleweeds lol
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 10/08/2026
it was so fun im crying
my dumb ass saying just whatever the fuck into the micthe real professional dancer doing real professional dance moves on the splinteriest floor ive ever seen it was so stressful buncha white people LOL but this was like ten minutes after the event started so i was really surprised at the turnout"not even god" which dave mckenzie MADE FOR THIS EVENT it was so cool. and again my dumb ass.
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 05/08/2026
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 04/08/2026
be careful what you wish for
a link to a photo of me in a text message with the following conversation:
paige laino:
	i feel like i dont look like that lol do i look like that

jesus benavente:
	They got you in the perfect cutie bae light

paige laino:
	i look like a gremlin or a witch

jesus benavente:
	Bae got them furby eyes 

paige laino:
	i look like white cynthia erivo
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 04/08/2026
ok wow. so none of the above.
me sending that picture of it to the curator here. “noah what is this” 
and he says
“found object”
“collection”
and i of course say
“can i have it im obsessed with it”
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 04/08/2026
based on context clues i think they’re getting ready for an exhibition. could be coffee shop decor themed though.
archive space with all the surfaces covered in miscellaneous art objects.
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 04/08/2026
folks what do we think is going on here
a vintage newspaper ad(?) for java! which isn’t the weird part. the weird part is that it’s very nicely framed. this just appeared near my desk today. no idea where it’s from.
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 01/08/2026
first harvest!!!!
huge leaves and a tiny cucumber. the cucumber is a weird color. brownish. the cucumber is bigger than it looks in the first picture! it’s very “meaty” i guess. imo it has a great seed to meat ratio. it’s pretty mild in terms of cucumber flavor and i wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a way to give this the portobello burger treatment.
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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 01/08/2026
can someone help me ascertain this
tiktok ad (still image) of a device? contraption? it looks like the pokémon binacle i guess. where the heads are (?), one labeled “MOUTH” and the other labeled “FRIEND MOUTH” and it says burger on the front. the caption is “Marathon Inspired Drinkable Cheeseburger P…”
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