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Tom Nob

@tomnob.bsky.social
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Read, write, think, re-write, repeat. Celebrate the wins, modestly; own the mistakes, publicly. It’s a dangerous and beautiful world, but none of us get out alive

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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think the French version is the better choice
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If dishonesty and disservice to nation were criminal, stupid mofo would be in prison for a billion years
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We need to get beyond the false narrative that these are somehow “good people who made a mistake,” and accept that these are just bad people who got caught
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Zero morals, zero intellect. So, win-win for this regime
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think it would be really funny to start a Fleetwood Mac cover band and only play music from albums like Kiln House and Bare Trees and nothing from the Nicks/Buckingham era
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The books are wonderful
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He’s only charismatic to truly stupid people
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I guess Naugahyde is the new black
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welcome to the golden age of stupid
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
C’mon son
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m convinced that two-word solutions to NYT Letterboxed are a secret conversation between combative partners. First there was “vexatious strumpet” followed by “problematic cock,” and now this
Exceptional Lover
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s hysterical that Netflix thinks the popularity of Heated Rivalry has to do with hockey
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Admittedly, they aren’t very bright, but that’s still kind of harsh
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It won’t be the last time
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He had a shitty father
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think the point is that this meeting could have been an email
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
C’mon, he’s not capable of thought
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Idk, it kind of fits. This regime is to democracy what the Ford Theater was to Lincoln, you know, the place you go to be murdered
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kind of fits: The current regime is to democracy what the Ford Theater was to Lincoln, you know, the place you go to be murdered
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BREAKING: FBI summer picnic now to include “heavy” petting zoo
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What was that about goat meat? asks the FBI director’s office
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GOP: The louder we’re yelling, the more we’re hiding
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
True, but also a false equivalence. MS Now and others are largely telling the truth, while Fox is almost nothing but lies and propaganda. Accepting them as equals is part of the problem
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fifty shades of neiggghhh! Sadly the fate of the wild horses before being sold to Magats as hamburger
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Make ‘Merica Goat Again! And what was that about being ON Fox?
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We clearly don’t need a Supreme Court; the Constitution can regulate itself
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
To Have and Have Not!
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You’re doing all the work; I’m just yucking it up it keep from losing heart
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That’s it, Ka$h is just a huge LA fan
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
But only on Halloween
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
More like leaders of the resistance; freedom fighters in the land of the ignoramus
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
But keeping within the moral boundaries of this regime, they mustn’t be fully grown; just lay down with lambs
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Also spokes on the axis of stupid
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And those endorsements are likely to influence exactly [checks notes] one voter
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You have a greater chance of finding a leprechaun than finding any sign of intelligence at the end of an Alito opinion
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He’s been dead inside his entire political career
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You don’t want to know about the tramp stamp
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s one reason why one of my favorite films is To Have and To Have Not, Hemingway novel, Faulkner screenplay, starring Bogart and Bacall, and featuring Hoagy Carmichael—pretty sweet
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wow. It’s almost like you can’t commit a whole bunch of crimes anymore without somebody trying to put you in prison
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
West With the Night is well worth reading
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Good idea, Jim
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is what the data centers are for
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’ll never understand why Xtians don’t treasure creation, why they interpret “dominion” as a license to destroy and not a responsibility to nurture
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He’s no leader; he’s a follower. Mostly of AIPAC
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wholly owned by AIPAC
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
All Them Dogs
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Putin’s Puppet
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
He’s appeasing Putin; the aim is to maximize N. Korean efforts against Ukraine
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We need pre-Reagan tax rates
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Tom Nob @tomnob.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Rereading The Odyssey after seeing the latest cinematic version, and it’s clear that Homer must have been paid by the word
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