Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The fuck ever happened to that hospital ship, anyway? 000
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Well, that'll be talked about for eternity 000
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The FDA is all in on raw foods, here is their take on ground beef krispie treats 000
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026TBH, I though Dolly Parton would live forever. 000
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 17/06/2026HARRY KANE. HARRY KANE? HARRY. KANE. (Haley Joel Osment?) 010
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 11/06/2026So Counsell has to be fired now, right? 010
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I hope Mike Brown gets incensed over a call and punches Lutnick in the face "by accident" 000
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 06/06/2026SO YOU BETTER GET THIS PARTY STARTED 010
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 25/05/2026On this day, let's remember the brave men and women who left their homes and families, who sacrificed everything to sit through meandering fart sessions and stupidities in ill-fitting shoes and dumb red hats, all in service to a mentally and physically deteriorating racist piss-baby 010
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Cancer of the ballsack posed for a photo with cancer of the taint 110
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 22/05/2026It's good teamwork for every hitter to decide to suck ass with the bases loaded and nobody out. #teamwork #FuckingCubsWhatTheFuck 010
Reposted by Elon's Sainted Fuckin' AuntGracie12 📎 @gracienlucy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026"We should not have to march in 2026 to protect voting rights for all Americans. We are at a moral low as a nation when people are stripped of their right to vote because of the color of their skin. But if we have to fight that same fight again, we will. And no one will turn us around." .open.substack.comSelma Rejects Jim Crow 2.0Half of the population in Dallas County, Alabama, where Selma is located, was African American in 1965. 26943251
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Since the Celtics missed two consecutive free throws at home, does that mean that everybody in attendance gets to burn down a Chick-Fil-A? 000
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Did Jesse Watters stop wearing spread collars because a woman at FOX News told him he looked like Patrick Bateman, "only without the good looks?" People are saying it! 000
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Enjoying, a little bit, all the libs who had no idea Money for Nothing had a slur that Mark Knopfler said he took verbatim from the guy who was commenting on the MTV stuff as if no one ever heard it before and we just took a giant step backwards as a civilization 000
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I think he was watching RFK but somebody behind him said "Jessica Tarlov" so he typed that instead 000
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 28/03/2026It's a jibarito, but I think it looks like a turtle 000
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 25/03/2026AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA www.nytimes.com/2026/03/24/u...nytimes.comFlorida Democrats Win Special Election in Mar-a-Lago’s District 000
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Seven brain cells and twelve IQ points between them and they "solved" it. 000
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 11/03/2026"Now catching for the USA... Don Keekong." 000
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Apparently someone was shot and killed at Mar-a-Lago after breaching the secure perimeter. Better turn that hospital ship around. 000
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Jesus how did I wade into this Wuthering Heights bullshit get me out of here 000
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Hope everyone tuned to the TPUSA All-American Shit Show realizes they could have just seen the Super Bowl of Ass instead of looking at Kid Rock's Dessicated Husk 000
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I'm afraid I do NOT INDEED understand why companies market their products with a logo that looks like an asshole #LookingAtYouClaude 001
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Naaahh, Connections, you can fuck off 000
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Just want to say FUCK YOU to NBC for spoiling every fucking Olympic clip on YouTube. 000
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 19/01/2026"Didn't wanna listen?" These motherfuckers held the damn microphone up to the klaxon. 000
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 01/01/2026How does/did Stranger Things manage to do so well with its world-building, design, and casting, and yet suck SO HARD with its dialogue? 000
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 22/12/2025In honor of the solstice:youtube.comThe Shortest Day Of The YearYouTube video by Original Broadway Cast "Boys From Syracuse" - Topic 000
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Smiling in literally three seconds of footage 000
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 17/12/2025OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH an NBA athlete just made a SWEAAAAAAARRRRR #JalenBrunsonSaidShit 000
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 15/12/2025BREAKING: TAYLOR SWIFT ANNOUNCES ENGAGEMENT TO BO NIX 100
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 14/12/2025None of these three assholes ever looked movie-poster good in their lives 010
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 04/12/2025A. These aren't people, they're sentient bags of shit and racism B. Maybe this means they'll kill each other 011
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