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Tommy44Vercetti

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Musings from a mediocre simracer and obnoxious sports memelord

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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 18h
Sorry, Padres, but once again, you were foiled by the Brewers. Let's be real, you'd probably get teabagged by the Dodgers, anyway.
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 20h
I absolutely cannot wait until the Yankees FO do absolutely nothing about the pressing issues at hand, keep Boone and Cashman around, and the same shit happens next October. Or the October after that because potential lockout season.
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 22h
Drake "Drake 'Ryan Newman' Maye" Maye
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Anaheim Ducks’ incredible organist Lindsay Imber played a rendition of A Cruel Angel’s Thesis from Evangelion during the Ducks’ home opener vs. the Florida Panthers www.instagram.com/reel/DeH0AXO...
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...wait, nobody in Denny Hamlin's team was aware that Kyle Larson was a lap down at the end of stage one? God, it's like they WANT Hamlin's Legacy of Failure to be cemented.
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I'm Darby Allyn, this is the Japanese Table"
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...so the newly merged Skydance tabbed an exec that ran Mattel to the ground and an exec that let a frat party culture get cancerous in Activision-Blizzard. Truly being run by the best.
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So...remember when NFL fans feared that the Atlanta Falcons are gonna provide stinkers on national primetime television 3 weeks in a row? Oh, they're 2/3 for stinkers alright...just not from Atlanta.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/10/2026
"it takes all of us / go vote" without illustrating anything or any way a person should inform themselves about the vote first (or even instructing them how or what to vote on) is at best an entirely useless PSA and at worst actively hurtful
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Split-screen commercials make sense for auto racing mainly because the action is mostly non-stop. Golf might stretch this theory out a bit. Other sports...just no.
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The New York Yankees in that 5th inning...again...
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Alt: an imploding building
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Yankees errors will continue until morale improves. Or they finally do the thing they should've done years ago, but where's the comedy for the rest of the AL East in that?
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yankees and Rays casually giving Padres fans PTSD with another ball roof strike.
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And this shit is the main reason why I watch NFL RedZone on Sundays, even in its current state.
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
watching the Detroit Lions fumble a two-minute drill the Carolina Panthers casually gifted them thanks to questionable clock management
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Alt: Clip of someone telling his lackeys to take a prisoner to Detroit from Kentucky Fried Movie
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When the booty had you like, and also your guy is keeping an eye out for additional booty
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wonder how much those actors were paid to gaslight Californians into thinking that voter ID is good, actually...
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DOINK
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spank material for the rest of the NFC East
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If the Lions can't even stop a wild card Panthers offense...
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
QUASO (I agree tbh)
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WE'VE GONE FULL LARSON ...at least he and Reddick still finished in their respective positions
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jim Harbarough, your ass is literately on fire
Fuck you, Spanos
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The late window games are so bad that I honestly took the rolling blackouts in my area as a sign that I should watch something else lmao NFL truly sending their best.
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
send them back to San Diego by executive order.
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CONGLATURATION IGGLES TWO-POSSESSION LEAD ENTERING THE 4TH QUARTER SQUANDERED BY INEPTITUDE AT ALL LEVELS NICK SIRRIANI GOING TO BE SO HATED THAT NO PR CAMPAIGN WILL SAVE HIM RAMS SEASON MAY HAVE BEEN SAVED MORE QUESTIONS MOVING FORWARD THAN ANSWERS DIE EAGLES DIE
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Josh Allen playing hero ball when he doesn't need to ends in one of two ways: a big play setting up for a Josh Allen one-yard rushing TD or (as shown here) an arm punt
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rams and Eagles trying so hard to hand the other an undeserved victory and probably have their fanbase destroy things in their living rooms. Everyone else simply laughs at their plight.
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
...dream team, huh?
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THE JETS HAVE INTERCEPTED A PASS I REPEAT THE JETS HAVE INTERCEPTED A PASS PLAN THE FUCKING PARADE DOWN LOWER MANHATTAN
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Actual Richie Tenenbaum level disaster
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Commies, I think it's time to start your tanks.
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The irony of the NFL making Indy and Washington play in Tottenham Hotspur Stadium is that the play matches Tottenham's last couple of years: miserable
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PAC-12 After Dark: not the same as before, but the chaos never left
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Typical Padres luck...screwed by whoever designed Miller Park (I refuse to call it American Family Park or whatever insurance company it is) and its ground rules.
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Washington-USC: a game where nobody wins. Washington's playoff hopes might be on the brink and USC gets to deal with Lincoln Riley for another week.
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Another week of Colorado Buffaloes football ends in "why does Coach Prime still have a job?"
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
>>Larkin wants out >>Edvinson wanted to be in Detroit, but the vibes there are so bad that he has one foot out the door >>no full-time GM since Steve Yzerman stepped down welp, back to the dark ages with you
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nasr dude I like you, but that's on you
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The CrowdStrike car got CrowdStruck by another LMP2 like a system-wide update on a Friday.
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
GOALIE GOAL
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Acura's swan song (for now) in Road Atlanta not going according to plan, I see...
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Atlantic Coast Conference for football is just a shinier, fancier Sun Belt Conference/Middle American Conference.
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Of course NBC had to stop airing Petit Le Mans and move their broadcast to NBCSN when the race has entered the sicko stage. That stage being "it's raining and cars are struggling to stay on track on slicks".
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't know what's worse, the tootblan itself or the fact that CWS actually challenged the catch...
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this game wants back into my quadbox, I see... (sorry, but Petit Le Mans is the protected box for today)
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The whole power struggle within the New England Patriots at the decaying stage of the Robert Kraft-Bill Belichick dynasty relationship winds up with...nobody winning that feud except haters and shitposters.
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vegas Golden Knights really did think Carter Hart is their solution to their goaltending problems, huh...
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If it makes James Franklin feel any better, Penn State with a coach that wants to soft reboot Joe Paterno scored one touchdown against Northwestern and...not much else...while Northwestern is running laps around them in their new stadium.
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Tommy44Vercetti @tommy44vercetti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, I think I see the problem...the ball cleared the upright, making it a judgement call.
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