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Tom Meyer

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honestly opinions expressed here are BARELY my own, so they’re definitely not my employer’s

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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Literally just realized the credited artist on the encore tracks is the same as the name of her debut album Her minddddd, I’m gonna be sick
Track listing for the new Taylor Swift songsTaylor Swift’s debut album
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Genuinely up there with “police officers weapon was discharged in the direction of an individual”-style reporting. Just testing the bounds of passive voice within the English language.
A Wedding Turned Tragedy
A bomb that struck a wedding in Iran was released by U.S. forces, according to a weapons expert and an analysis by The Times.
6m ago
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
🗣️🗣️ FREE DC FOREVER @freedcproject.bsky.social #FreeDC #DeleteDoordash
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
notable that unlimited billionaire money in elections is only a win for the republicans
Breaking News
The Supreme Court lifted limits on how much political parties can spend in coordination with candidates, a win for the G.O.P.
now
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
at a certain point you have to ask: are colonizers bad at soccer?
The day’s soccer scores, showing Japan, Germany and Netherlands all losing.
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Thinking about how this is tucked into the 46th paragraph (I counted) of an NYT article about whether the administration is following constitutional law. Our media is just so clearly not up to this moment.
Screenshot of article, including the phrase "Many federal judges ruled against the new interpretation, but the administration frequently ignored them."
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
An AI image of police tape is a pretty good summary of Kenyan McDuffie tbh
A Kenyan McDuffie ad.
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
what, like it’s hard?
The 82-0 game showing a team that would go 82-0.
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
so right for this
Solo quiero quedarme en la
cama y pensar en las injusticias
de la vida.
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The American Century of Humiliation™️
NYT notification: Waffle House Mystery
A FEMA official said God teleported him to a 24-hour breakfast spot. Our reporter investigated.
2h ago
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Final pre-Oscars rankings 👀 (didn’t get a chance to see Sirat or No Other Choice)
2025 Movies of the Year

1. Sorry Baby

2. One Battle After Another

3. It Was Just An Accident

4. A House of Dynamite

5. Bugonia

6. Sinners

7. Friendship

8. Hedda

9. If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

10. One Of Them Days

11. The Secret Agent

12. Black Bag

13. Die My Love

14. Blue Moon

15. Weapons

16. Marty Supreme

17. Hamnet

18. The Phoenician Scheme

19. 28 Years Later

20. Wake Up Dead Man

21. Sentimental Value
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Insane how you can just straight up see the date the tariffs kicked in. No one, and I mean NO ONE, voted for the tariff guy cause they thought he was gonna be good for the economy (???). They voted for concentration camps, and higher unemployment was a tradeoff they were willing to make.
Chart of U.S. monthly jobs gain, seasonally adjusted three month average.
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
hard to adequately convey how badly are media is failing us (this article does not mention that there’s snow basis in US law for the strikes on Iran) but MY WORD this is a banger of an opener
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel walked into the Oval Office on the morning of Feb. 11, determined to keep the American president on the path to war.
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
he’s dead because cops coordinated with ICE, by the way
Holding Center after posting bail. In response to an immigration detainer that had been placed on him, the Erie County Sheriff's Office contacted U.S. Border Patrol prior to his release, according to spokesperson Christopher Horvatits.
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The Free Press headline: “Why Is No One Having
Sex?”A meme of a young man asking “wait, you guys aren’t having sex?”
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
hard to describe how thoroughly incapable of meeting this moment our media is
New York Times headline reading:
The G.O.P. Senator Who Can't Stop Thinking About the Boy ICE Detained
Subhead reads:
Britt, a mom and a Christian who cares deeply about the well-being of children, stands firmly behind President Trump. It was fascinating to watch her reckon with this moment of unprecedented ICE activity.
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
really important to note how necessary this attitude is for fascism he has consent from a large swath of the population to kill anyone he deems undesirable
"If you're caught up in something that's very detrimental to society, I think that you should die." - Naomi Villalba, 75, Dallas. 
Villalba, a substitute teacher, justified the strikes by saying they could save Americans struggling with drug problems.
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
under every single democratic president of my lifetime this type of monthly jobs gain would have been a low water mark the american century of humiliation continues unabated
Breaking News
Employers added 119,000 jobs in September, according to a better-than-expected report that was delayed by the government shutdown.
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
With all the news about Epstein being in the Trump files, probably worth remembering that Trump’s pedophilia has been a core part of his brand and public identity for more than a decade. People voted for him *because* he sexually abused little girls, not in spite of it. people.com/politics/don...
People:
Teen Beauty Queens Say Donald Trump Walked in on Them Changing When They Were as Young as 15
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Spanberger putting up the best numbers of the night like
A Spotify playlist titled “gen z’s political revolution” with the first song You Need To Calm Down by Taylor Swift
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Oh... my god. The survival of American democratic project depended on prosecutors who believed they could win a cultist over with "facts" and "evidence." Mind boggling. wapo.st/3J7wJmO
"But the early calculation of the odds that Cannon would get the case — and Smith’s faith that the evidence could win her over even after she did — turned out to be wrong."
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
so I say hey thank you for the lovely bouquet
Taylor swift in front of a large bunch of flowers
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Are you sure, @washingtonpost.com? Are you suuuuuuure that the West Bank and Gaza don't recognize Palestine?
A table of countries that recognize a Palestinian state. The West Bank and Gaza are listed as "does not recognize."
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Chicago fucking forever. (📸: @staceywescott.bsky.social)
A protester carries an American flag amid tear gas.
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
???????
Headline reading “Taylor Swift will never plant Easter eggs about personal life in music” with a photo of Taylor Swift and Travis KelceSong lyrics:

We were a fresh page on the desk
Filling in the blanks as we go
As if the street lights pointed in an arrow head
Leading us homeArrowhead Stadium in Kansas City.
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
obsessed with the fact that Barbie literally gave us a (oversimplified, not 100% correct) definition of fascism that includes state control of commerce, and legacy media is still contorting itself into pretzels to call it “state capitalism” instead of just naming it as the fascism that it is
Still from Barbie. Subtitle reads: I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce!Corporate America's Newest Activist Investor: Donald Trump
The president is demanding government stakes in U.S. companies and cuts of their revenue. Experts see some similarities to state-managed capitalism in other parts of the world.
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
it feels sooooooo good to try to start shit with a friend who happens to not love Taylor 100%
iMessage reading: You're welcome to come too, but it's a Taylor swift themed thing and I know how you are about female artists
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
🗣️🗣️ no one voted for the tariff guy cause they thought he was going to lower prices they voted for him cause they thought (correctly) that he would open concentration camps
5 Beef prices are skyrocketing in the United States.
• How much? Prices surged 11.3% in July over the year as drought ravaged U.S. cattle and Trump's tariffs hit major suppliers. Prices are also set to rise for clothes, coffee and more.
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
every summer, rest of life, etc
The Weather Channel app screenshot reading:
Western Springs
68°
Feels like 68° • Day 78° • Night 65°
Smoke
BEACH HAZARD STATEMENT
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
neeeeeed someone who texts me like this
A Duolingo lesson that reads “Eres negativo pero
guapo.”
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
no one voted for the tariff guy cause they thought he was going to lower prices they voted for him cause they thought (correctly) that he would open concentration camps
New York Times Breaking News Alert
Consumer prices accelerated in June, rising 2.7 percent from a year earlier, as tariffs started to leave a bigger imprint on the U.S. economy.
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Just a couple thousand people for #NoKings in Baltimore 😌😌 #ICEout #CloseTheCamps
A crowd on a hill protesting. One sign says “not even a clown king”A crowd on a hill holding protest signsA person at a protest holding a sign that says “No concentration camps”
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
quick reminder while that wannabe dictator parades the troops around for his entertainment
a person holding a sign at a protest that reads “Trump hates vets”
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
lmaooooo bro relax, we know what your weakness is
A tinder profile reading:

My weakness is... I don't have weaknesses in the way normal people do

COVID Vaccine: Prefer not to say
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
fyi doing this in the US gets you sent to the camps
3 Allies Denounce Israel

Britain, France and Canada demanded that Israel cease its renewed offensive in Gaza. Britain also suspended trade talks with Israel.
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
lowballing depop teens for my cowboy carter fit, just to feel alive
Hey! I'm interested in both this vest and the cowboy hat. What do you think about bundling for $8.50?
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
¿piensan que bad bunny y maluma, uhhh como se dice “explored each other’s bodies” en hawaii?
Hawaii by maluma on SpotifyLo que pasó a hawaii by bad bunny on Spotify
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
good vibes on the national mall today #handsoff #peoplesveto
holding a sign that says actually,
BANNING DIVERSITY
IS BAD.
(you absolute ghouls)people marching with signs
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
these vibes from Republican senators going on Fox Business to tell their donors they’re superrrrrr against this!!!!!
I can excuse authoritarianism, concentration camps, sexual assault, abuse of power, white supremacy, attempted coups, class warfare, corruption but l draw the line at shareholder value
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I know we’re all dealing with a lot, but at some point we’re going to have to discuss this
Spotify screenshot showing: 

PERRO NEGRO
Bad bunny, FeidSpotify screenshot showing:
The Black Dog
Taylor SwiftSpotify screenshot:
Agosto
Bad BunnySpotify screenshot:
August
Taylor Swift
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Elon Musk just murdered 600,000 (mostly Black) people in South Africa. www.science.org/content/arti...
Science Magazine:
Bekker, who runs many South African programs to treat people living with the virus and to prevent its spread, was equally pessimistic at the press briefing "I predict a huge disaster," she said. If PEPFAR's funding is not replaced, South Africa could have 565,000 additional new HIV infections and 601,000 more deaths from the virus by 2034, Bekker and colleagues reported in the Annals of Internal Medicine on 11 February.
The extra health care required would cost $1.7 billion. "I look to our own South African government urgently to say: How do we ensure that we fill the gaps so that lives are not lost and infections are not incurred?" Bekker said yesterday.
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
you may have spouses and children and fulfilling internal lives, but *I* have men in my telephone wishing me a productive day 😌😌
Hinge notification reading:
46m ago
Nice man hope you have a productive day today.
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
hey! so this is insane!
Facebook notification reading:
New friend suggestion
Luigi Mangione
4:14 AM
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Final pre-Oscars rankings!
2024 Movies of the Year:
1. Thelma
2. Didi
3. Anora
4. Challengers
5. The Brutalist
6. Nosferatu
7. Conclave
8. Kneecap
9. Inside Out 2
10. Twisters
11. Heretic
12. Longlegs
13. My Old Ass
14. Wicked
15. I Saw The TV Glow
16. Love Lies Bleeding
17. Woman Of The Hour
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
@lindamcmahon I saw an Italian at my school DO SOMETHING
U.S. Department of Education
HOME / ABOUTUS / NEWSROOM / PRESS
RELEASES
PRESS RELEASE
U.S. Department of Education Launches "End
DEI" Portal
U.S. Department of Education Launches "End DEl" Portal
FEBRUARY 27, 2025
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
me and whooooooo
two people standing together with the text “he’s 34 and I’m 32 and we are not ashamed to admit that”
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
BING BOP BOOM BOOM BOOM BOP BAM
Taylor Swift toasting Kendrick LamarSerena Williams dancing
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
C'mon Bend toward justice
moral arc of the universe
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
it is exactly what it looks like
Elon musk gives a nazi saluteNBC News headline reading Elon Musk backs Germany's far-right party ahead of electionPolitico EU headline reading German far-right leader fined - again - for using Nazi slogan - POLITICO.eu

BBC headline reading German far-right politician Björn Höcke guilty of using Nazi slogan
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Tom Meyer @tommeyer.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
pronouns?? in my good christian duo lingo???
SECTION 4, UNIT 25
Talk about hobbies, use object pronouns
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