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Tom

@tomlro.bsky.social
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Where is Eywa when you need her
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
But if the rest of you could please keep laboriously filing your tax returns and benefit forms so we can afford to keep losing money.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Or maybe 🤭
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
(?) = 😉
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
First gloves, then vests, then the floor
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
They've been telling us the whole time that AI is to help plan our child's party so we can spend more time at work working
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
All that effort for avocado-raised bear only for it to end up tasting like beef anyway.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Thank goodness the rich will be safe. Won't need to spend so many taxes now
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Where you are watching from the gallery in a case you aren't prepared for, and then suddenly the judge calls you down to answer for your behaviour
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Tomorrow
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Those lines weights will never work at smaller sizes!
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So he can still vote! Get him back in that senate seat.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
John Steinbeck, 1958
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Now for many years we have suckled on fear and fear alone, and there is no good product of fear. Its children are cruelty and deceit and suspicion germinating in our darkness. Just as surely as we are poisoning the air [...] so are we poisoned in our souls by fear, faceless, stupid, sarcomic terror.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Found out you were on bluesky between porn and Ghostbusters
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Lena Dunham didn't get the memo we are doing first and last names start with the same letters.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
$5.5m? This isn't Gibbons Vs Ogden. Just Marbury
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Wait, it's six FEET down? Not six MILES? Oh man, I have wasted a lot of money renting that industrial boring machine
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Now, wouldn't it be even better if you were replaced with Claude and your child was replaced with ChatGPT? Oh what fun! Think of the memories!
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
We call this Barn Raised. And if they are lucky they have access to the outside and enrichment activities.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
So do I start subscribing to Infowars now or...? The crossover period with half old fans and half new fans should be a wild time.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
When your opponent has five Amped Raptors, because then you win immediately via DQ.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The history and tradition of ball going back to the British common law where scholars from Oxford in 1096 had no colleges to transfer to. The NYT writes an article about their mascot the Oxford Comma.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Maybe if there was a chance he would fall off it
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Hopefully the West Wing Bar and Grill will be open by then.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Really looking forward to attending SAPs Sapphire 2028 in the new White House conference center, headlined by Imagine Dragons. I bet the ice cold bite sized red velvet cake canapes will be very passable.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
And the corollary mum phrase "It's your money"
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
And also answering it
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
But also cities are built in such a way that public transport is really inefficient. Need more density, more walkability and more central districts and less drive throughs and strip malls. When every store has its own wrap around car park the distance between businesses is so extreme.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Okay but how about "Punk Rock Demon Hunters"?
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
How about "Secretary of War Reacts to TikTok trends"?
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Let's accept for a second that Iran is closing the straight because they are "desperate" as Hegseth claims: Now what? This isn't bullying a kid in the playground so everybody laughs at them, we have to actually resolve the problem.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
If America threw a party and invited all their friends, the only people who showed up would be there to not make Trump mad.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Yes and, as an EV and heat pump owner, the cost of electricity is also gonna go way up.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Good news, the war is under budget and we were able to add the fancy tiles in the bathroom you wanted.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep bear sized killer AI robots, shall not be infringed.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Guy on the left has 15 monitors but only seven of them are showing something unique. The rest are duplicates. Also his shirt says "of course I cum fast"
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Have any members of the IRG perhaps been nominated for the FIFA Peace Prize? We could talk to them.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Without the contract that's impossible to say. Altmann can say the redlines are the same, but his contract was acceptable and anthropics wasn't. That could be pure politics, or it could be the implementation wasn't as onerous in writing and the DoD sees wiggle room. Can't say without contract.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
A lot of people are asking me when I'm releasing my reaction video.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
He should take it to the Court Supreme. Or maybe the Court Royale. Is there Courter-Pounder?
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The upper bounds is everything you got, and not just your LLC if you're a billionaire and have a lot of LLCs
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
And yet the President has ordered the Gov to stop using Anthropic whereas OpenAI have come to an agreement. If they are making the same demands that wouldn't have happened.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I made an effort to watch the interview for the same reasons as everybody else, but it's not sustainable to say "here's another interview they don't want to let us book" over and over, is it?
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
But what about the next time? And the next? What about the representative they never book because they know they can't put them on the TV?
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
At least they didn't subpoena their phone records. Right? Right?
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Maybe the best use of AI is to not have to actually ever hear Andrew Tate
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Whilst the guys seems like an ass, his argument being "You would be really freaking dumb to announce you're closing an airport for 10 days over some minor issues" isn't wrong... It's just they are.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
You were the third newsroom all along.
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Tom @tomlro.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
When your boss asks you how long something will take, and you say ten days, but it turns out you're done an hour later.
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