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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
An actual refuse bin. Sorry.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lolwhat. I used to go clubbing there in the 90s and we would assemble outside the station and go down in a large huddle like penguins on an arctic shelf hoping not to get picked off one by one. It's absurdly boujie now.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There used to be a Spanish restaurant a bit further down that was open till very late - you could go in after the pubs closed get a beer, a slice of tortilla and watch a slightly older lady and a very camp young man do a flamenco dance together around the tables.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watching local greens fight against solar panels and the critical infrastructure we need to make renewables work really killed it for me.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Haha "Totally above board and absolutely nothing to worry about ltd"
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Sparkleglow Holdings" sounds like a My Little Pony.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A third season of What If came out as well - which I was completely oblivious to until I started seeing clips on Youtube. There's just too much stuff now. Finding it hard to get excited about any of it.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did a child do this?
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is that a Rothko?
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean, just give them the cash they need.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you want to live in social democracy (and I do want to live in a social democracy) people are going to need to pay tax. We have one of the highest personal tax allowances in the OECD and it benefits upper middle class tax payers the most. There are better ways of helping low income workers out.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Were they just really really really in to plane spotting?
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Hi Hailey, I'm going to need a down payment of three hundred thousand dollars before I make this cake..."
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Soooo... Sell in December and put everything in gold and funeral parlours?
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The children yearn for the war crimes.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Congrats on finding a new way not to say "fascist scumbag".
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This used to be real estate Now it's only fields and trees Where? Where is the town? Now it's nothing but flowers...
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lol. Would love a live feed from the CANZUK campaign HQ this week. "Canada and Australia should get closer to their historic European allies... No not those ones!"
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bob's Lament 2: Rods from Bob.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Something about lime bikes seems to encourage people to drive all over the sodding pavement. Have had a lot of near misses lately - it's infuritating. As well as seeing a lot of cyclists head down on their phones in the middle of the road.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why do I have the feeling that Andrew Neil spent much of the past 25 years shitting on anyone who questioned whether the war on terror was a good idea...
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gongooz... A what now.
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Gongoozler - Wikipedia
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ok but their age of bronze was ending how did you expect them to act.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They will 100% do this.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I know couples thats do this. I find it very odd.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Would love to see him explain to a few trillion Andromedans that he owns all their stuff just because he and a friend agreed and wrote it down in an email.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When I went to see Jerry Springer the Opera there was an old posh couple in front of me dressed in a tuxedo and ball gown who were very not amused and stormed out at the half.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Skulloo Dream Skullomania
ALT: Skulloo Dream Skullomania
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The only problem (well... not the only problem) with going to Venus is the whole planet will continually smell like old wet farts.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Has there ever been a man more wrong about anything than Daniel Hannan?
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
One day I hope be challenged at the thing I'm most good at. Whatever that is. "Oh you want photographic evidence of me violently crapping myself? How about a best-selling VR experience"
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I do wonder where they think the audience for this is. It feels thirty years too late.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I will only go and see these films if they make them like Rashomon. Each one experiencing say Yoko Ono in four different ways.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yeah those poor sweet news rooms that had absolutely no say in the matter. Fucking unreal take.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My favourite anecdote about Isaac Newton is he did an experiment to see what happens when you bend lenses by sticking a bodkin in his eye and bending his own eyeball. I'm sure he would fit right in.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
2000: 3 hours of HAL 9000 learning how to sing 'Daisy Daisy' with Dr Chandra.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I really really wish our journalist class would read a bit of science fiction so they were less prone to being taken in by these tech shysters.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Should have given him prosopagnosia with industrial strength face blindness. "And who are you?" "For the last fucking time... it's Bond, James Bond!"
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Liddle's work"? As if he'd written 'A la recherche du temps perdu' rather than a selection of bigoted middle aged rants.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yeah but Tom Holland does put the costume from Ulysses 31 on at the end, complete with the head band, which I thought was a nice reference.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
No Sinnerman, no cinema :/
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I can fix him.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
At this point can we just confiscate his bookshelf. He's clearly not understanding what he's reading. It feels like it would save a lot of lives.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The people who have lived there for two hundred years.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's not going back to Argentina so... I guess they can stay where they are.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I cannot imagine being alive the past ten/fifteen years and thinking "what we need is another referendum".
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Gutted. Let's just sit back and let messi and co shoot at us for forty mins. Sure that'll work out. Wtf.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
He's quite literally the 'Secretary of State for Energy Security and Net Zero' and they're mad at him because he's actually doing his bloody job.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
That's Admiral Birdseye to you.
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Tom Hall @tomjhall.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Man Reacts to Intense Rain and Storm
ALT: Man Reacts to Intense Rain and Storm
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