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When I finally get pushed to the stabbing part, I rather appreciate the ragged cuts that come from a dull knife. Oh. Wait. Are you talking about preparing food and such? Then, yes, absolutely, a sharp knife is better. No question.

Beer That Tastes Like Beer

Let cheese be cheese & bread be bread Don't serve us soap or sponge instead While sausages may cause some fear For goodness sake let beer be beer! youtu.be/Mz-X_F1nXTI?...

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YouTube video by Pirates for Sail - Topic

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Self sufficient? Dude, you cannot even wipe your own butt.

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My father had a major stroke that left him severely mentally impaired. He would concoct all manner of intricate, fascinating scenarios, all of which were pure delusion. We would engage him with "wow!"s and "that's amazing!"s, but we never felt like we had to live those delusions.

Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That hair ain't gonna wash itself now, is it?

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Was in a community space to hear a friend play guitar & they had cappuccinos on offer, so I bought one. It was a Folgers brewed in a Mr Coffee with a squirt of ReadyWhip on top. I'm told he made a shamrock in the whipped cream with a toothpick, but I was laughing so hard I couldn't see straight.

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Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Unless those people ARE preparing & distributing vegan meals for unhoused folks, they really do not have any relevant contribution to the discussion.

Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Which city? Would definitely stop by for an eclair & a cappuccino.

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Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If this was remotely true, the Regime would have a full court press on to arrest and jail her.

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Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Does the "Speech and Debate" clause of The Constitution apply to staff or only to the MoC who makes the knowingly false and defamatory statement?

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Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When I 1st read it to my eldest daughter, We read the page where Grover says, "If you do not turn any pages, we will never get to the end of this book. And that is good, because there is a MONSTER at the end of this book. So please don't turn the page." She said, "OK" & and firmly closed the book.

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Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you look closely, you’ll see six fingers in his left hand. He’s AI. Certainly explains the whole ‘Super Intelligence’ BS he’s pushing…

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Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Not seeing that this happened. what’s the source?

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Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Percival Everett's "The Appropriation of Cultures" is the most hopeful possibility. youtu.be/tdSy7LOwzHQ?...

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The Appropriation of Cultures ~ Percival Everett

YouTube video by Neil Cronk

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Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Garlic intensity is how one knows WHO to kiss.

Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If you have a state safety inspection, they collect mileage data. Heck, Jiffy Lube has that info. Paying for roads by mile driven and vehicle weight makes perfect sense. You know who WON’T like it? Amazon, who drives millions of miles in heavy electric trucks.

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Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I eat M&Ms alphabetically by color. There used to be a light brown M&M instead of a blue one. I wanted to eat those last so I decided light brown is called “xyzz” so I could legitimately eat them after the yellows. For years I refused to eat blue because they displaced my special zyzz ones.

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Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He also avoids mirrors to preserve his image of the way he looks.

Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It is well known that horses sleep standing up, so, of course, horses’ asses do, too.

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Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Kinda sad, really. By the time the rest of us are ready for the "festivities", they will be all soft and mushy.

Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Imagine a fruit punch made with 100% fresh, organic fruit. Now imagine a single turd floating around in it. Even if you didn't ladle the turd into your glass, would you drink the punch?

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Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When I heard Kash Patel mounted birds, I assumed he was a taxidermist.

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Boy, the way Glen Miller played Songs that made the Hit Parade Guys like us, we had it made Those were the days... Didn't need no welfare state Everybody pulled his weight Gee, our old La Salle ran great Those were the days!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb’s gotta want to change.

Maybe the tech bros have “perfected” a method to upload consciousness. Maybe DJT, Mitch & the other ancients are preparing to get uploaded. Maybe Bannon is coming out against it all because they excluded him. Maybe this is behind the whole push for data centers and for AI. 🤷

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I expect “they” are well aware of this, which is why you can expect them to apply the same ruthlessness and brazenness to nullify the elections. I fear the coming conflict is well at hand. The rough stuff is less than 2 mos away…

Rasta @rastasack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

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"Voting isn't marriage. It's public transport. You're not waiting for "the one". You're getting on the bus. And if there isn't one going exactly to your destination, you don't stay home and sulk. You take the one that's going closest to where you want to be." #Vote for the Non-Felon #Voting #USPoli

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Is there that much snow on the ground in Russia in mid-September?

Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

They’re consenting adults. What they do with football bi week is none of your goddam business.

Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“Maybe you should of let Eye-ran have a nuke cause they just would have killed millions in New York, but diesel would be back around $3 but a gallon so me & my 2 kids could still make some coin hauling debris for a grand a day.“ True patriot right there, amirite?

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Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Chalk. The Halloween Sunny D flavor is chalk. Wits a white vinegar aftertaste, of course, which is, after all, their signature.

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Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

”If you keep us in power you can share in some of that wealth” This choad works temporarily for US. Whatever “wealth” tariffs or anything else “generates” ALREADY belongs to US.

Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Regulation? The answer is REGULATION??!? So, we don’t beat the snake oil salesmen with tar and feathers? Oh kaaay, so what, exactly should I do now with all these bags of feathers and pots of tar? Kinda had my heart set on a particular series of events here. Gonna need a minute. 😢

Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

So why did the UAE wait for 2 years to pass, 75,000 Palestinians to be murdered and the entire Gaza Strip to be laid ruin before saying something? Seems a bit collusive to me.

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Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Never understood why the sender’s email should be scratched out. If their anonymity were to vanish, so might they…

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Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

she conceded without checking for fraud. She didn’t dispute the initial tallies. Nobody else was in the position to demand recounts and closer scrutiny to see if the man who constantly cries “stollen election” was, yet again, projecting on others what he, himself, was doing.