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Tom Gauld

@tomgauld.bsky.social
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Cartoonist and Illustrator. My book of science cartoons, PHYSICS FOR CATS, is available now! www.tomgauld.com

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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Just announced! Three new Gruffalo books commissioned from bestselling authors!

Lee Chilld:
The Gruffalo just wants a quiet life, but when a crime syndicate moves into the deep dark wood, he must use his terrible claws and the terrible teeth in his terrible jaws to protect the fellow.

Sally Rooney:
The Gruffalo moves to contemporary Dublin. He  
ill ever see past his orange eyes, purple prickles and poisonous wart.

Kazuo Ishiguro:
After a long absence, the gruffalo returns to the forest and attempts to make sense of his past. Encounters with a mouse, a fox, an owl and a snake uncover long-buried memories, regrets and revelations.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm down to the last nine copies of this ISS Cat print, so if you want one, please order soon. It's in my shop along with other prints, badges and a zine: www.tomgauld.com/
A view of the International Space Station floating in the stars above the earth. A cat in a space suit floats outside. An astronaut within the station looks out of a window and says "In? But I just let you out."
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Haha! That made my day 😁
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
A figure stands in a barren landscape; reaches for the lever on a large, eccentric contraption covered in wires, pipes, dials and buttons; looks over towards two figures inside a bunker and says:

"'Trust me, it's safe' would sound a lot more reassuring if you weren't saying it from inside a concrete bunker."
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Author Simulator. My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Author Simulator 

Level 1: Get to desk and begin! (Platform video game-style image of an author jumping from a block onto  a cloud with desk and computer) Result: success!

Level 2: Press on despite distractions! (Author typing as the desk/clod moves past a ghost and a spider) ) Result: success!

Level 3: Deliver manuscript to editor! (Author jumping over fire pit onto platform where editor waits) Result: success!

Level 4: Accept minor criticism! (Author lying ded in fronto of editors desk) Result: better luck next time!

Along the bottom are controls for:
 Left right jump crouch read write nap coffee
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/
Image: A graph with lots of red dots clustered together in a curve. The are all looking upwards at a single red dot wearing sunglasses. 

Caption: Mike was an outlier and would probably be excluded from the study, but all the other data points secretly thought he was really cool.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Gentlemen! Are you in want of a wife? Allow our algorithm to assist!

Image: a series of yes/no questions for that lead to different outcomes. 

Questions include “are you rich?”, “are you dashing?”, “are you a rake” and “are you a vicar?”

Outcomes include “You win the most beautiful daughter of the richest man in the county!”, “You remain a bachelor”, “You marry a dowdy cousin” and “You rescue a 23-year-old from Spinsterhood”.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon
Course: Introduction to Basic Philosophical Astronomy 
Type: Six-week evening class 
Location: Physics Building Roof 

Modules: 
Week One - Whoa, look at all those stars 
Week Two - Dude, there are, like, bajillions 
Week Three - let me blow your mind with some big bang facts 
week Four - d'you think aliens are doing this on their planet?
Week Five - Let's just chill out and take it all in for a while 
Week Six - Seriously, it's crazy how many stars are up there 

Image: figures sprawl on the roof of a building, gazing at a sky filled with stars.
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Manderley Press @manderleypress.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
From our bookshelf to your wall - we love our book covers so much we turn the most iconic designs into limited edition art prints. This is our rediscovered dystopian novel Woman Alive by Susan Ertz, transformed into wall art by one of our favourite illustrators of all time @tomgauld.bsky.social 📚🖼️✨
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 13/09/2026
Tom Gauld on a new case for Hercule Poirot – cartoon
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Tom Gauld on a new case for Hercule Poirot – cartoon
To do is to be …
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thanks! Somebody already reserved the drawing but if you email me I can let you know if that doesn’t work out, and other options. www.tomgauld.com/contact
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Hercule Poirot dressed all in black speaks to Captain Hastings in a grand hallway “Please ask the suspects to gather in the library, Hastings: I wish to reveal that our births are random, our lives meaningless, and our deaths absurd.”

Caption “Having investigated so many awful murders over the years, it was perhaps unsurprising that Hercule Poirot turned to Existentialism”


p.s. Poirot had presumably been reading a lot of Sartre recently…

 "It is meaningless that we live and it is meaningless that we die," Jean-Paul Sartre, Being and Nothingness (L'Être et le Néant)

“Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance.” Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea (La Nausée)
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Notebook doodle and original art for the cartoon quoted below: www.tomgauld.com/art-for-sale
A small scatchy ink drawing.
A reader walks past bookcases, ghosts and clouds of ectoplasm.
Title: Haunted library is cool.Ink drawing

Title:
Who is Haunting The Library of Forbidden Tomes? 

Image: five panels showing characters in a gothic library 

22% - tormented souls, frozen between life and death (a ghost reading a book)
4% - dank, fetid horrors from the icy depths below (a black slug like creature with a single eyestalk reading a book)
15% - cold, lifeless bones possessed by a corrupt sorcery (a skeleton reading a book)
11% - frigid and malevolent ectoplasmic vapours (a shapeless apparition reading a book)
48% - regular readers happy to away from the heatwave
(A mother, small child and toddler in buggy, all reading books)
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My latest for @newscientist.com
Two scientists walk past numerous enormous shelves, each divided into sections containing a huge array of weird items. One says:
“We still don't know what any of this is, where it came from, or what it does, but you have to admit we've shelved it all beautifully.”
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There's something quite Dan Clowes / Death Ray about this
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/books/pictur...
Title: Methods for Encouraging a Reluctant Young Reader 
 

Panel 1
Caption: Read Together 
Image: A small child sits on a sofa, face buried in a book, between two adults doing the same.

Panel 2
Caption: Bribery
Image: The small child sits on a treasure chest wearing a crown, face buried in a book, in a room full of coins, jewels and precious items.

Panel 3
Caption: Element of danger
Image: The small child sits, face buried in a book, precariously balanced on a thin branch in a tall tree.

Panel 4
Caption: Reverse Psychology
Image: The small child sits, face buried in a book, beside a huge bookshelf and a sign that reads “Adults Only”

Panel 5
Caption: Pulleys and Pistons
Image: The small child sits, face buried in a book, amidst a complicated mechanism that provides endless new books.

Panel 6
Caption: Rituals and Incantations
Image: The small child sits, face buried in a book, in a circle of candles amidst clouds of smoke and mysterious phrases.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon
Title: Need staff for your lab? Close your eyes and stick a pin in the chart!

Image: The chart consists of 81 rectangles arranged in a 9 x 9 grid.

Down the side are these nine labels:
Brilliant
Eccentric
Indolent
Charming
Mysterious
Diligent
Scheming
Visionary
Clumsy

Across the bottom are these nine jobs:
Technician
Lab cat
Lead Scientist
Graduate student
Stranger
Robot
Child prodigy
Janitor
Emeritus professor
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Two books talking 
Younger book  "What's happening?"
Older book  "The wheel of life has turned, my child... Our time on the front table of the bookshop is over, and, like brave birds flying south for the winter, we summer books must journey back to the shelves."

Younger book "But I like it here!"
Older book "All things must pass. The beach reads table you knew is already gone. The time of autumn books is upon us." 

Younger book "Will we ever return?" 
Older book "The cycle is eternal: the Christmas bestsellers and prize nominees will come and go, but people will always want something nice to read on holiday."
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon
Image: lots of scientists milling round a very cold air conditioned room that also contains moss, stones and snow. One scientist makes notes on a clipboard.

Caption:
Every summer, professor Singh noted the correlation between rising temperatures in the rest of the institute and the increased number of colleagues visiting his "Moss growth in Arctic conditions" experiment.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: On holiday with the compulsive browsers 

Panel 1: Browsing in the airport bookstore despite already having bags filled with books 

Panel 2: Browsing in a charming local bookshop despite not speaking a word of the language 

Panel 3: Browsing in the Airbnb despite there being only four novels, the oven manual and a pizza menu
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’m still locked out. I’ve reported it but no reply from X yet.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Kind of difficult when I am locked out by the hackers
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It seems like my X/twitter account has been hacked. Please ignore any posts or messages from @tomgauld while I try to sort it out.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title:
Who is Haunting The Library of Forbidden Tomes? 

Image: five panels showing characters in a gothic library 

22% - tormented souls, frozen between life and death (a ghost reading a book)
4% - dank, fetid horrors from the icy depths below (a black slug like creature with a single eyestalk reading a book)
15% - cold, lifeless bones possessed by a corrupt sorcery (a skeleton reading a book)
11% - frigid and malevolent ectoplasmic vapours (a shapeless apparition reading a book)
48% - regular readers happy to away from the heatwave
(A mother, small child and toddler in buggy, all reading books)
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If it’s just for fun / completely non-commercial, then go ahead.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I thought jpeg was by far the best known file type. Though they should probably be pngs really.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Currently just in @newscientist.com but I will definitely put it in a book and possibly make a print or stickers sometime
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I considered this but ran out of time before my summer break. I may well do it at some point.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m not even sure what that is
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Clip Art > Science > Failure > Cute My latest @newscientist.com cartoon.
Title:
Clip art > science > failure > cute 

Image: 
A series of science-related items (glassware, robots, fires, scientists) with smiley faces labelled this:

fire_small.jpg
graph_error.jpg
cracked_glassware.jpg
sad_at_desk.jpg
fire_medium.jpg
broken_robot.jpg 
disproved_theory.jpg
fire_huge.jpg
sad_on_floor
toxic_cloud.jpg
rejected_paper.jpg
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
1. The entomology department notice board a sign reads “Employee of the moth: Claire”
(Claire is spelled with an i)

2. Clare and a colleague are scientists wearing lab coats, they look at the board. He says “Congrats, But I think they made a typo.”

“Damn, do they did.” Says Clare

3. Clare in the office, seen from outside “Sorry to bother you boss, but my name is spelled wrong on the poster”

4. Her boss is a human-sized moth in a lab coat sitting behind a desk “Apologies Clare, I’ll get that fixed.”
(Clare is spelled either no i)
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A summer holiday cartoon for @theguardian.com
Panel 1
Image: a man sits on a sunlonger reading a book
Caption: His body may be lounging contentedly by the pool of a Sicilian villa in the warmth of the afternoon sun...

Panel 2
Caption 1: But, as on every holiday, the military history dad's mind is far away...
Image: close up of the man who is reading Stalingrad by Anthony Beevor 
Caption:  On some blasted steppe, amongst brave, doomed comrades on yet another gruelling campaign. 

Panel 3
Caption: Awestruck by the dreadful power of mechanised warfare, he is lost to all but the most urgent missives. 
Image:The sun has sunk a little in the sky. "Would you like another Aperol, darling?" his wife calls from the villa. He replies "Yes please!"
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
She’s reading the Penguin Classics version which is six volumes
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
She’s reading the Penguin Classics edition which is in six volumes.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
She’s reading the Penguin Classics edition which is six volumes
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Image: In a childrens library, a small boy contentedly reads a small picture book, while an angry-looking small girl storms past, carrying a very heavy book.

Caption:
Unfortunately for Charlotte, the adjudication committee decides that, for the purposes of the under-nines summer reading challenge, the six volumes of proust's 'in search of lost time' is considered to be one single narrative, whereas each of Roger hargreaves' mister men' books is a distinct work, thereby awarding the library's 'top reader' sticker to her brother Toby.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
Panel one: a climber reaches the top of a towering cliff. There, among the clouds, a serene figure with a long beard, wearing a robe, sits crosslegged on the bare rock. He is "The Great Wise One of the Mountain"

Panels two, three and four: sitting serenely crosslegged on successively lower clifftops we see the Assistant Wise One of the Mountain, The Post-Doc Research Fellow of the Mountain and a group of  PhD Students of the Mountain
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
agreed
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I think that might be a cartoon by the excellent Stephen Collins?
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I will be closing my web-shop and art-for-sale for the summer on Monday. So, if you'd like anything in the next month or so (such as the print shown) please order soon. www.tomgauld.com/shop www.tomgauld.com/art-for-sale
Two stick figures walk beside a lake, one asks "Do you ever worry that we are living in the reflection rather than the reality?"

They are reflected, upside-down, in the lake. The reflection of the second figure replies with an upside-down speech bubble reading "Sometimes".
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A notebook doodle and original drawing for the cartoon quoted below. www.tomgauld.com/art-for-sale
A wobbly drawing in a notebook showing a building with commas, periods, asterisks etc blowing out of the window. "Window left open at punctuation factory" is written above.Panel 1
Caption: With the windows open in the summer heat, a breeze blows through the punctuation factory, scattering newly-minted marks across the countryside.

Image: a small factory with windows open and punctuation marks coming out 

Panel 2
Caption: Confused locals find their conversations peppered with unexpected pauses and unwanted emphasis.

Image: Two people talking as punctuation marks float around them One says

This, is “very odd”

The other replies 

…(Indeed)*


Panel 3
Caption: Naturalists note that the effect is not limited to human communication. 

Image: A duck on a pond surrounded by punctuation marks says
Qu’ack?

Panel 4
Caption: Fortunately, a cloud of exclamation points drift into a district council meeting which proceeds with unusual efficiency 

Image: Councillors talk in a cloud of exclamation points
Something must be done!!  !
Close the windows! !!
Install air conditioning! !!
Immediately!!! !
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Real images of a SpudCell
Six images making a sequence showing a single SpudCell dividing into two cells.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com. Inspired by recent news about the SpudCell. NS subscribers can read about it here: www.newscientist.com/article/2532...
Title: The artificial cell's diary 

Panel 1: An oval green cell with a face opens its eyes. 
Caption: Woke up to the scientists discussing whether I was alive or just exhibiting some of the symptoms.

Panel 2: The cell looks thoughtful
Caption: A bit heavy for first thing in the morning.

Panel 3: The cell eats some little dots in the liquid around it.
Caption: Had a swim, then ate some of the molecule soup that I live in. My day is pretty much all soup-based.

Panels 4: The cell looks uncomfortable
Caption: Then I began to feel rather odd.

Panel 5 and 6: the cell hseems to be splitting in two
Caption: But, I saved the big news for last: 

Panel 7: The cell smiles. A new, smaller cell smiles back.
Caption: I made a new friend!
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