Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Appreciate this is very 'ugh, this by my mate is just, ugh, so good' meme, but the latest Rule the Roost with Jack and Dan Killypizzle discussing the City news and what it means for Spurs is absolutely fantastic. 010
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026www.fourfourtwo.com/quiz/442goals Been a good day of thisfourfourtwo.com442GOALSPlay the viral 442GOALS game and build an XI of Premier League legends! 011
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Well looking at the bit he's sharpening, no wonder we're in so much trouble 3172
Reposted by TomAbbie @abbierosemeow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Would ideally like to retire this some day you know 2416
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The numbers behind the 10 attacking players we have on the books this season were already alarming - we need at least 3 or 4 to have their best ever PL season for us to be even half decent - but add on the psychological weight of all this and we don't stand a chance. The worst it's been in 2 decades 040
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You put crumpets in for 3 minutes. Not enough. Another 1 minute. Perfect. Next batch go in. You set for 4 minutes. Burnt. What aren't they telling us 022
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It isn't possible to arrest a slide as bad as Tottenham's. Not a single person in the club has any idea what it takes to score a goal in the Premier League, let alone win a game. This is a death spiral and we won't recover from it. 000
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This speed at which a child can elope is scary. If you're behind by 10 feet you're already struggling. With typical children you have a chance of calling them back, hearing them shout if they're in trouble, teaching them safety. There was basically no saving Noah 10 seconds after he left. So, so sad 040
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I am utterly, utterly devastated by this Noah Woods story and the fucking cruel bastards attacking the family. It's unbelievably tragic and unless you regularly step outside the door with an autistic child and understand the vigilance it takes, you have absolutely no idea. 230
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Spurs have 10 attacking players in the first team this season. 898 Premier League appearances between them.... 163 goals. A goal every 5.5 games, on average. That's.....very low 000
Reposted by TomMatt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 09/09/2026I’m trying to imagine what the response would be if a car manufacturer said “within 10 years there’s a 10% chance that all of our cars will explode and kill everyone”. Might they be told not to build any more cars for a bit? 2118942
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It was funny how Americans are so braindead from litigation culture that they couldn't tell it was a joke. And then decided it wasn't funny because they couldn't understand why litigation culture was joke worthy. It's melted my brain a bit 030
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Yes. Apparently, it wasn't very obvious, and people got extremely weird about it. 100
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Well, safe to say going viral on Twitter in 2026 is about as unpleasant an experience as you could ever imagine. Thanks and bye 110
Reposted by TomJack (tehTrunk) @tehtrunk.bsky.social · 31/12/2025The Rule the Roost Big Fat Quiz of the year has landed! Quizmaster @tomfoins.bsky.social baffles our brains with his fiendish trivia to see out 2025. Journalists @dankp.bsky.social and @seandzwalsh.bsky.social face off with Rosa and Billie from Hometown Glory and me. Play along: pod.fo/e/370458 034
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Annual RTR quiz - it's a shorter one but very tough imo. The Dennis Wise of Spurs Quizzes 030
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Edwards should have been forced to resign the second he chose not to take action on the MoD data breach which put people at direct risk of harm, and literally death. This is welcome and shouldn't even be in question. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...theguardian.comCivil liberties groups call for inquiry into UK data protection watchdogCampaigners including Good Law Project describe ICO ‘collapse in enforcement activity’ after Afghan data breach 020
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Very kind 💙 though let's wait for the inevitable 'erm ACKCHUALLYYYYY' responses first before committing 020
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I make you right, although I think a lot of clubs have the same issue. There was low hanging fruit though, in not signing Tel and ring fencing minutes for Moore, or getting rid of 'Wilson Odobert' 100
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Haha, I can't guarantee. I don't think my Spurs takes belong on this platform 010
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Lange's days at Spurs are numbered anyway, but the CL squad list probably should be the final nail for him. I get one or two tough decisions, but building a squad over 4 windows that creates *this* much of a registration mess is pretty unforgivable 230
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 22/07/2025She's absolutely box office stuff. I love the personalities in the women's game, because the men have had it coached out of them for a nearly 2 decades 020
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 12/03/2025We've got leaks coming from inside the dressing room about injuries, a club at war with it's medical team, Munn on a warpath to cut costs, and a manager on his way out. Aside from a younger squad profile, are things significantly better 2 years on from Conte? 010
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 26/01/2025And all the attention and focus doesn't make any difference, it only used to because the finances of finishing outside of European places was so great. Now, even relegation wouldn't touch the sides of what we earn outside of football. We're in so much trouble 100
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Yep, just responding to the normal situation part. It very much is/will be. They don't even have the energy to be cowards 100
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 26/01/2025But could very well become one. We are not above the likes of Southampton, Swansea, Everton, Stoke, who went into death spirals and went down or nearly down after year upon year of decline and failing to replace talent. It's over, just depends how bad it might get 100
Reposted by TomDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike 87155194584
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Most likely the former, as they can't be under any illusions by now 100
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 22/01/2025It's one thing to question what message this sends to Ange, but what must the players be thinking? Not just those who have been more outspoken, but the youngsters who signed in the summer, and who are being pushed to their absolute limit? To Porro and Kulu as they worry for their muscles every game? 130
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Love these because they combine 3 of my favourite things: RTR, trivia, and being a fucking loser 100
Reposted by TomJack (tehTrunk) @tehtrunk.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Friends fear he's Sporcle-ing again. youtu.be/3cLr6hqlbeo?...youtu.beCan You Name Every Premier League Club in History? (Sporcle Quiz Challenge)YouTube video by tehTrunkTV 251
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 19/01/2025The club will be absolutely delighted with that. As long as the losses are by 1 goal, they get to blame it on fine margins 061
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 19/01/2025You can't argue that home games with Oxford, Blackburn, and Middlesbrough aren't a change of games 110
Tom @tomfoins.bsky.social · 19/01/2025All that's missing from this is the 3 or 4 pressers where the manager hints at needing support, including specifically for Solanke 3 days ago 121
