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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 7h
Checks, Lies, and Desperation open.substack.com/pub/marytrum...
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Checks, Lies, and Desperation
The check is definitely not in the mail
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 7h
Your Daily Four Star voteveterans.substack.com/p/your-daily...
voteveterans.substack.com
Your Daily Four Star
5 OCT 2026
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trump High School Gym Rally Disaster Is A Sign Of Good Things To Come For America deanblundell.substack.com/p/trump-high...
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Trump High School Gym Rally Disaster Is A Sign Of Good Things To Come For America
Trump’s Ohio rally was a sign of whats to come. MAGA’s death is imminent.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hollywood’s New Dance open.substack.com/pub/theindus...
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Hollywood’s New Dance
Good morning: In today’s edition of The Industry, we look at:
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SNL is back! politicalhumor.substack.com/p/snl-is-bac...
politicalhumor.substack.com
SNL is back!
Just in time for the Midterms!
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eric Schmitt Hospitalized After Walking Into Wall open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
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Eric Schmitt Hospitalized After Walking Into Wall
Yet another setback for the embattled lawmaker.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TRUMP FATIGUE SYNDROME: I'M FUCKING KNACKERED, HOW ABOUT YOU? ifloz.substack.com/p/trump-fati...
ifloz.substack.com
TRUMP FATIGUE SYNDROME: I'M FUCKING KNACKERED, HOW ABOUT YOU?
Four weeks out from the midterms, a bloke at the arse end of the world admits he's had a gutful, and reckons you might have too.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
JAMM: Trump Cracks Under Midterm Madness Edition open.substack.com/pub/jimacost...
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JAMM: Trump Cracks Under Midterm Madness Edition
Bad News And Ugly Attacks
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bless Jack Smith For Breaking MAGA With A T-Shirt open.substack.com/pub/thegodpo...
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Bless Jack Smith For Breaking MAGA With A T-Shirt
Suck it, losers.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THE DAILY · MON OCTOBER 5, 2026 · 3 ITEMS open.substack.com/pub/redkrel/...
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THE DAILY · MON OCTOBER 5, 2026 · 3 ITEMS
Power, drawn to scale.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Steven Croman’s Seven-Year Epstein Connection lastpagefirst.substack.com/p/the-seven-...
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Steven Croman’s Seven-Year Epstein Connection
Steven Croman was known as Jeffrey Epstein’s neighbor. The records show years of meetings, continued contact and David Mitchell repeatedly connecting them.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SATURDAY SCOREBOARD, EPISODE SIX: Carney’s A Nobel Favourite. Trump Can’t Stay Awake. Jack Smith Massacred MAGA. Reality 10, Trump 0. deanblundell.substack.com/p/saturday-s...
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SATURDAY SCOREBOARD, EPISODE SIX: Carney’s A Nobel Favourite. Trump Can’t Stay Awake. Jack Smith Massacred MAGA. Reality 10, Trump 0.
He dozed off insulting Canada, botched basic math to TIME, and watched his own FBI brass bolt. Ten stories, ten Ls, 31 days left.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
JUST OUT: Epstein Didn't Kill Himself, New Report Likely to Find open.substack.com/pub/rawstory...
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JUST OUT: Epstein Didn't Kill Himself, New Report Likely to Find
Democrats take the lead in Texas and Alaska Senate races, Trump can't fill half an arena in Alabama, and Alito admits he's eyeing the exit
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AMERICA WILL NEVER BE SOCIALIST, SAYS THE DUMB FUCK WHO JUST BOUGHT A TENTH OF INTEL ifloz.substack.com/p/america-wi...
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AMERICA WILL NEVER BE SOCIALIST, SAYS THE DUMB FUCK WHO JUST BOUGHT A TENTH OF INTEL
A remedial economics lesson for the Commissar of Mar-a-Lardo, with the 2008 receipts stapled to his thick-as-a-brick noggin.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jared Kushner's Denial Explained: What He Said, What He Left Out, and Why He's Terrified deanblundell.substack.com/p/jared-kush...
deanblundell.substack.com
Jared Kushner's Denial Explained: What He Said, What He Left Out, and Why He's Terrified
His fund owns the biggest stake in an Israeli giant tied to the arms industry. He calls it Vanguard. Here's the truth. Jared Kushner is an arms dealing, insider trading, future defendant of Nuremberg.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TRUMP IS TRYING TO BUY THE MIDTERMS WITH OUR OWN MONEY mjfree.substack.com/p/trump-is-t...
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TRUMP IS TRYING TO BUY THE MIDTERMS WITH OUR OWN MONEY
Trump promises $5,000 to every adult citizen if Republicans keep Congress. Our money. His political payoff. But it’s just another LIE.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seven Days of Chaos: Inside Trump's Worst Week Yet reallyamerican.substack.com/p/seven-days...
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Seven Days of Chaos: Inside Trump's Worst Week Yet
Good morning, and welcome to Sunday Reflections.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thou Shalt Not Believe Trump’s Lies open.substack.com/pub/thegodpo...
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Thou Shalt Not Believe Trump’s Lies
Your check is not in the mail.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NOT ALL FUCKING HEROS WEAR CAPES. SOMETIMES THEY WEAR SWEATERS ifloz.substack.com/p/not-all-fu...
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anne Hathaway’s Win, Tom Cruise’s Loss open.substack.com/pub/theindus...
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Anne Hathaway’s Win, Tom Cruise’s Loss
Box Office Trends 10/2
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Daily Dean Newsletter: Thursday, October 1, 2026 deanblundell.substack.com/p/the-daily-...
deanblundell.substack.com
The Daily Dean Newsletter: Thursday, October 1, 2026
Blame Canada season begins · Jack Smith’s MAGA massacre · Trump’s SI domain grift · Grok now gets your passport · The US Banned imaginary Canadian tequila
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thou Shalt Put Hegseth In Prison For His War Crimes open.substack.com/pub/thegodpo...
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Thou Shalt Put Hegseth In Prison For His War Crimes
Dear Humans,
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump Would Pardon Aides But Doesn’t Specify Crimes open.substack.com/pub/narativ/...
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Trump Would Pardon Aides But Doesn’t Specify Crimes
The Narativ | Know Sooner — 🕊️ Pardon Plan · 🪖 Musk Taskforce · 📉 Red-State Panic · 🤖 Pledge Rules · 🏦 Banker Interview · 💉 Pike Survives
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THE DAILY · THU OCTOBER 1, 2026 · 4 ITEMS open.substack.com/pub/redkrel/...
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THE DAILY · THU OCTOBER 1, 2026 · 4 ITEMS
Power, drawn to scale.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The War on Competence open.substack.com/pub/marytrum...
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The War on Competence
Putting the worst in charge
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Dance With The One Who Brung Ya” steady.substack.com/p/dance-with...
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“Dance With The One Who Brung Ya”
Republican candidates may be stuck with the wrong partner
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your Daily Four Star voteveterans.substack.com/p/your-daily...
voteveterans.substack.com
Your Daily Four Star
1 OCT 2026
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hegseth’s Holy War open.substack.com/pub/marytrum...
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Hegseth’s Holy War
Extremely Dangerous Times
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tom Cruise’s Gold, Nicolas Cage’s Pancakes open.substack.com/pub/theindus...
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Tom Cruise’s Gold, Nicolas Cage’s Pancakes
Good morning: In today’s edition of The Industry, we look at:
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TBR Cartoon of the Week open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
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TBR Cartoon of the Week
New depths.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
7 things you need to know before you start your day thedonlemonshow.substack.com/p/7-things-y...
thedonlemonshow.substack.com
7 things you need to know before you start your day
10/2 | The seven stories worth your time. Minus the noise.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hegseth Just Built Hitler's Ministry for Church Affairs, and He Did It Faster deanblundell.substack.com/p/hegseth-ju...
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Hegseth Just Built Hitler's Ministry for Church Affairs, and He Did It Faster
1. He now controls who becomes a chaplain, who gets funded, and who counts as religious. Germany built this exact office in 1935.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'VE HAD IT ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE AS TRUMP THREATENS NUCLEAR WARNING bluepowerdemgirl.substack.com/p/ive-had-it...
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I'VE HAD IT ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE AS TRUMP THREATENS NUCLEAR WARNING
Get AUTHOR KRISTEN STAFFORD -HOWE in your inbox
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
America Needs A New Political Party socialcontractwithjoewalsh.substack.com/p/america-ne...
socialcontractwithjoewalsh.substack.com
America Needs A New Political Party
AFTER The Midterms
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump’s last close-up steveschmidt.substack.com/p/trumps-las...
steveschmidt.substack.com
Trump’s last close-up
The gold, the mirror and the men who mistake a stage set for power
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CARNEY TOTALLY SMOKES TRUMP: NO WONDER HE'S FUCKING LAUGHING ifloz.substack.com/p/carney-tot...
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CARNEY TOTALLY SMOKES TRUMP: NO WONDER HE'S FUCKING LAUGHING
Trump has booked himself a grovelling Canadian apology with a deadline on it. The bloke he's waiting on is busy selling record amounts of oil to China.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Senator’s Blunt Text Messages to Trump Leak As Approvals Plummet and Job Creation Freezes open.substack.com/pub/narativ/...
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Senator’s Blunt Text Messages to Trump Leak As Approvals Plummet and Job Creation Freezes
The Narativ | Know Sooner — 💬 Tillis Texts · 🇬🇧 Fairford Arrest · ⚖️ Cornell Case · 🪖 Iran Troops · 🏛️ Oval Palace
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THE DAILY · FRI OCTOBER 2, 2026 · 5 ITEMS open.substack.com/pub/redkrel/...
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THE DAILY · FRI OCTOBER 2, 2026 · 5 ITEMS
Power, drawn to scale.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No Shame. No Facts. No Problem. open.substack.com/pub/marytrum...
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No Shame. No Facts. No Problem.
Welcome to Republican oversight
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Traitor Trump wants to sell weapons to China politicalhumor.substack.com/p/traitor-tr...
politicalhumor.substack.com
Traitor Trump wants to sell weapons to China
What else needs to happen until MAGA dumbfucks realize that Trump is committing treason in broad daylight?
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jennifer Lawrence’s Odyssey, David Fincher’s Exodus open.substack.com/pub/theindus...
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Jennifer Lawrence’s Odyssey, David Fincher’s Exodus
Good morning: In today’s edition of The Industry, we look at:
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Beautiful Girls open.substack.com/pub/marytrum...
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Beautiful Girls
Donald, young women, and a familiar pattern
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Restoring the status quo in Hormuz is not a victory mrandrewfox.substack.com/p/restoring-...
mrandrewfox.substack.com
Restoring the status quo in Hormuz is not a victory
Hormuz was open before the first missile was fired. Seven months later, Tehran’s rulers remain in power, and Washington has fired missiles it may need against China.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jack Smith’s Senate Hearing Cemented The Death Of MAGA deanblundell.substack.com/p/jack-smith...
deanblundell.substack.com
Jack Smith’s Senate Hearing Just Cemented The Death Of MAGA
Kennedy brought up the tooth fairy. Schmitt crashed and burned. Hawley lewft after embarassing himself, and Jack Smith holds the keys to locking MAGA in a closet forever.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ranchers Are Mailing "Fresh Cow Pies" To Republicans In Congress thehalfwaycafe.substack.com/p/ranchers-a...
thehalfwaycafe.substack.com
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BREAKING: Trump's Own Candidate Calls Him a 'Drag' as His Brutal Wednesday Gets Worse reallyamerican.substack.com/p/breaking-t...
reallyamerican.substack.com
BREAKING: Trump's Own Candidate Calls Him a 'Drag' as His Brutal Wednesday Gets Worse
Good morning, and welcome back to Really American.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Iraq War Is Over. Iran Won It. voteveterans.substack.com/p/the-iraq-w...
voteveterans.substack.com
The Iraq War Is Over. Iran Won It.
Thoughts from a former commander in the Iraq War as the last Americans leave today.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Last Supper But Make It Pedo open.substack.com/pub/thegodpo...
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The Last Supper But Make It Pedo
Nightmare blunt rotation.
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump Plans On Blaming Canada For “Election Meddling” In His Upcoming Midterm Wipeout deanblundell.substack.com/p/trump-plan...
deanblundell.substack.com
Trump Plans On Blaming Canada For “Election Meddling” In His Upcoming Midterm Wipeout
September 30, 2026
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tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THE DAILY · WED SEPTEMBER 30, 2026 · 4 ITEMS open.substack.com/pub/redkrel/...
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THE DAILY · WED SEPTEMBER 30, 2026 · 4 ITEMS
Power, drawn to scale.
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