tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 7hChecks, Lies, and Desperation open.substack.com/pub/marytrum...open.substack.comChecks, Lies, and DesperationThe check is definitely not in the mail 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 7hYour Daily Four Star voteveterans.substack.com/p/your-daily...voteveterans.substack.comYour Daily Four Star5 OCT 2026 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Trump High School Gym Rally Disaster Is A Sign Of Good Things To Come For America deanblundell.substack.com/p/trump-high...deanblundell.substack.comTrump High School Gym Rally Disaster Is A Sign Of Good Things To Come For AmericaTrump’s Ohio rally was a sign of whats to come. MAGA’s death is imminent. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hollywood’s New Dance open.substack.com/pub/theindus...open.substack.comHollywood’s New DanceGood morning: In today’s edition of The Industry, we look at: 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026SNL is back! politicalhumor.substack.com/p/snl-is-bac...politicalhumor.substack.comSNL is back!Just in time for the Midterms! 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Eric Schmitt Hospitalized After Walking Into Wall open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...open.substack.comEric Schmitt Hospitalized After Walking Into WallYet another setback for the embattled lawmaker. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026TRUMP FATIGUE SYNDROME: I'M FUCKING KNACKERED, HOW ABOUT YOU? ifloz.substack.com/p/trump-fati...ifloz.substack.comTRUMP FATIGUE SYNDROME: I'M FUCKING KNACKERED, HOW ABOUT YOU?Four weeks out from the midterms, a bloke at the arse end of the world admits he's had a gutful, and reckons you might have too. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026JAMM: Trump Cracks Under Midterm Madness Edition open.substack.com/pub/jimacost...open.substack.comJAMM: Trump Cracks Under Midterm Madness EditionBad News And Ugly Attacks 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Bless Jack Smith For Breaking MAGA With A T-Shirt open.substack.com/pub/thegodpo...open.substack.comBless Jack Smith For Breaking MAGA With A T-ShirtSuck it, losers. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026THE DAILY · MON OCTOBER 5, 2026 · 3 ITEMS open.substack.com/pub/redkrel/...open.substack.comTHE DAILY · MON OCTOBER 5, 2026 · 3 ITEMSPower, drawn to scale. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Steven Croman’s Seven-Year Epstein Connection lastpagefirst.substack.com/p/the-seven-...lastpagefirst.substack.comSteven Croman’s Seven-Year Epstein ConnectionSteven Croman was known as Jeffrey Epstein’s neighbor. The records show years of meetings, continued contact and David Mitchell repeatedly connecting them. 010
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026SATURDAY SCOREBOARD, EPISODE SIX: Carney’s A Nobel Favourite. Trump Can’t Stay Awake. Jack Smith Massacred MAGA. Reality 10, Trump 0. deanblundell.substack.com/p/saturday-s...deanblundell.substack.comSATURDAY SCOREBOARD, EPISODE SIX: Carney’s A Nobel Favourite. Trump Can’t Stay Awake. Jack Smith Massacred MAGA. Reality 10, Trump 0.He dozed off insulting Canada, botched basic math to TIME, and watched his own FBI brass bolt. Ten stories, ten Ls, 31 days left. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026JUST OUT: Epstein Didn't Kill Himself, New Report Likely to Find open.substack.com/pub/rawstory...open.substack.comJUST OUT: Epstein Didn't Kill Himself, New Report Likely to FindDemocrats take the lead in Texas and Alaska Senate races, Trump can't fill half an arena in Alabama, and Alito admits he's eyeing the exit 010
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026AMERICA WILL NEVER BE SOCIALIST, SAYS THE DUMB FUCK WHO JUST BOUGHT A TENTH OF INTEL ifloz.substack.com/p/america-wi...ifloz.substack.comAMERICA WILL NEVER BE SOCIALIST, SAYS THE DUMB FUCK WHO JUST BOUGHT A TENTH OF INTELA remedial economics lesson for the Commissar of Mar-a-Lardo, with the 2008 receipts stapled to his thick-as-a-brick noggin. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Jared Kushner's Denial Explained: What He Said, What He Left Out, and Why He's Terrified deanblundell.substack.com/p/jared-kush...deanblundell.substack.comJared Kushner's Denial Explained: What He Said, What He Left Out, and Why He's TerrifiedHis fund owns the biggest stake in an Israeli giant tied to the arms industry. He calls it Vanguard. Here's the truth. Jared Kushner is an arms dealing, insider trading, future defendant of Nuremberg. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026TRUMP IS TRYING TO BUY THE MIDTERMS WITH OUR OWN MONEY mjfree.substack.com/p/trump-is-t...mjfree.substack.comTRUMP IS TRYING TO BUY THE MIDTERMS WITH OUR OWN MONEYTrump promises $5,000 to every adult citizen if Republicans keep Congress. Our money. His political payoff. But it’s just another LIE. 100
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Seven Days of Chaos: Inside Trump's Worst Week Yet reallyamerican.substack.com/p/seven-days...reallyamerican.substack.comSeven Days of Chaos: Inside Trump's Worst Week YetGood morning, and welcome to Sunday Reflections. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Thou Shalt Not Believe Trump’s Lies open.substack.com/pub/thegodpo...open.substack.comThou Shalt Not Believe Trump’s LiesYour check is not in the mail. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026NOT ALL FUCKING HEROS WEAR CAPES. SOMETIMES THEY WEAR SWEATERS ifloz.substack.com/p/not-all-fu...ifloz.substack.com 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Anne Hathaway’s Win, Tom Cruise’s Loss open.substack.com/pub/theindus...open.substack.comAnne Hathaway’s Win, Tom Cruise’s LossBox Office Trends 10/2 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Daily Dean Newsletter: Thursday, October 1, 2026 deanblundell.substack.com/p/the-daily-...deanblundell.substack.comThe Daily Dean Newsletter: Thursday, October 1, 2026Blame Canada season begins · Jack Smith’s MAGA massacre · Trump’s SI domain grift · Grok now gets your passport · The US Banned imaginary Canadian tequila 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thou Shalt Put Hegseth In Prison For His War Crimes open.substack.com/pub/thegodpo...open.substack.comThou Shalt Put Hegseth In Prison For His War CrimesDear Humans, 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Trump Would Pardon Aides But Doesn’t Specify Crimes open.substack.com/pub/narativ/...open.substack.comTrump Would Pardon Aides But Doesn’t Specify CrimesThe Narativ | Know Sooner — 🕊️ Pardon Plan · 🪖 Musk Taskforce · 📉 Red-State Panic · 🤖 Pledge Rules · 🏦 Banker Interview · 💉 Pike Survives 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026THE DAILY · THU OCTOBER 1, 2026 · 4 ITEMS open.substack.com/pub/redkrel/...open.substack.comTHE DAILY · THU OCTOBER 1, 2026 · 4 ITEMSPower, drawn to scale. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The War on Competence open.substack.com/pub/marytrum...open.substack.comThe War on CompetencePutting the worst in charge 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Dance With The One Who Brung Ya” steady.substack.com/p/dance-with...steady.substack.com“Dance With The One Who Brung Ya”Republican candidates may be stuck with the wrong partner 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Your Daily Four Star voteveterans.substack.com/p/your-daily...voteveterans.substack.comYour Daily Four Star1 OCT 2026 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hegseth’s Holy War open.substack.com/pub/marytrum...open.substack.comHegseth’s Holy WarExtremely Dangerous Times 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tom Cruise’s Gold, Nicolas Cage’s Pancakes open.substack.com/pub/theindus...open.substack.comTom Cruise’s Gold, Nicolas Cage’s PancakesGood morning: In today’s edition of The Industry, we look at: 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026TBR Cartoon of the Week open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...open.substack.comTBR Cartoon of the WeekNew depths. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/20267 things you need to know before you start your day thedonlemonshow.substack.com/p/7-things-y...thedonlemonshow.substack.com7 things you need to know before you start your day10/2 | The seven stories worth your time. Minus the noise. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hegseth Just Built Hitler's Ministry for Church Affairs, and He Did It Faster deanblundell.substack.com/p/hegseth-ju...deanblundell.substack.comHegseth Just Built Hitler's Ministry for Church Affairs, and He Did It Faster1. He now controls who becomes a chaplain, who gets funded, and who counts as religious. Germany built this exact office in 1935. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'VE HAD IT ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE AS TRUMP THREATENS NUCLEAR WARNING bluepowerdemgirl.substack.com/p/ive-had-it...bluepowerdemgirl.substack.comI'VE HAD IT ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE AS TRUMP THREATENS NUCLEAR WARNINGGet AUTHOR KRISTEN STAFFORD -HOWE in your inbox 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026America Needs A New Political Party socialcontractwithjoewalsh.substack.com/p/america-ne...socialcontractwithjoewalsh.substack.comAmerica Needs A New Political PartyAFTER The Midterms 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Trump’s last close-up steveschmidt.substack.com/p/trumps-las...steveschmidt.substack.comTrump’s last close-upThe gold, the mirror and the men who mistake a stage set for power 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026CARNEY TOTALLY SMOKES TRUMP: NO WONDER HE'S FUCKING LAUGHING ifloz.substack.com/p/carney-tot...ifloz.substack.comCARNEY TOTALLY SMOKES TRUMP: NO WONDER HE'S FUCKING LAUGHINGTrump has booked himself a grovelling Canadian apology with a deadline on it. The bloke he's waiting on is busy selling record amounts of oil to China. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Senator’s Blunt Text Messages to Trump Leak As Approvals Plummet and Job Creation Freezes open.substack.com/pub/narativ/...open.substack.comSenator’s Blunt Text Messages to Trump Leak As Approvals Plummet and Job Creation FreezesThe Narativ | Know Sooner — 💬 Tillis Texts · 🇬🇧 Fairford Arrest · ⚖️ Cornell Case · 🪖 Iran Troops · 🏛️ Oval Palace 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026THE DAILY · FRI OCTOBER 2, 2026 · 5 ITEMS open.substack.com/pub/redkrel/...open.substack.comTHE DAILY · FRI OCTOBER 2, 2026 · 5 ITEMSPower, drawn to scale. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026No Shame. No Facts. No Problem. open.substack.com/pub/marytrum...open.substack.comNo Shame. No Facts. No Problem.Welcome to Republican oversight 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Traitor Trump wants to sell weapons to China politicalhumor.substack.com/p/traitor-tr...politicalhumor.substack.comTraitor Trump wants to sell weapons to ChinaWhat else needs to happen until MAGA dumbfucks realize that Trump is committing treason in broad daylight? 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Jennifer Lawrence’s Odyssey, David Fincher’s Exodus open.substack.com/pub/theindus...open.substack.comJennifer Lawrence’s Odyssey, David Fincher’s ExodusGood morning: In today’s edition of The Industry, we look at: 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Beautiful Girls open.substack.com/pub/marytrum...open.substack.comBeautiful GirlsDonald, young women, and a familiar pattern 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Restoring the status quo in Hormuz is not a victory mrandrewfox.substack.com/p/restoring-...mrandrewfox.substack.comRestoring the status quo in Hormuz is not a victoryHormuz was open before the first missile was fired. Seven months later, Tehran’s rulers remain in power, and Washington has fired missiles it may need against China. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Jack Smith’s Senate Hearing Cemented The Death Of MAGA deanblundell.substack.com/p/jack-smith...deanblundell.substack.comJack Smith’s Senate Hearing Just Cemented The Death Of MAGAKennedy brought up the tooth fairy. Schmitt crashed and burned. Hawley lewft after embarassing himself, and Jack Smith holds the keys to locking MAGA in a closet forever. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ranchers Are Mailing "Fresh Cow Pies" To Republicans In Congress thehalfwaycafe.substack.com/p/ranchers-a...thehalfwaycafe.substack.com 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026BREAKING: Trump's Own Candidate Calls Him a 'Drag' as His Brutal Wednesday Gets Worse reallyamerican.substack.com/p/breaking-t...reallyamerican.substack.comBREAKING: Trump's Own Candidate Calls Him a 'Drag' as His Brutal Wednesday Gets WorseGood morning, and welcome back to Really American. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Iraq War Is Over. Iran Won It. voteveterans.substack.com/p/the-iraq-w...voteveterans.substack.comThe Iraq War Is Over. Iran Won It.Thoughts from a former commander in the Iraq War as the last Americans leave today. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Last Supper But Make It Pedo open.substack.com/pub/thegodpo...open.substack.comThe Last Supper But Make It PedoNightmare blunt rotation. 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Trump Plans On Blaming Canada For “Election Meddling” In His Upcoming Midterm Wipeout deanblundell.substack.com/p/trump-plan...deanblundell.substack.comTrump Plans On Blaming Canada For “Election Meddling” In His Upcoming Midterm WipeoutSeptember 30, 2026 000
tomcapizzi.bsky.social @tomcapizzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026THE DAILY · WED SEPTEMBER 30, 2026 · 4 ITEMS open.substack.com/pub/redkrel/...open.substack.comTHE DAILY · WED SEPTEMBER 30, 2026 · 4 ITEMSPower, drawn to scale. 000