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Tom Bridge

@tombridge.com
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Bluesky for Chaos. Current CTO, Former Non-Profit Founder. Music is rad, do lots of it. Go see the show.

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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 5h
I can recommend Shaboozey.
Shaboozey plays his guitar in front of a screen with the image of a cross grave marker with a hat on the top spar.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 30/09/2026
Cops. They're just like us.
An MPD Cruiser from the 3rd District sits at 15th and K St NW, the driver has an iPhone up and is using it while driving.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 29/09/2026
These dockless Amazon trucks...
An Amazon truck is parked facing the wrong way and in a no parking zone. Great.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 23/09/2026
Our old comforter has developed structural issues, so every day I get up and it looks like a small bird exploded near me in my sleep.
A floor with many small feathers on it.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 21/09/2026
Always go to the Show (Brandon Flowers Edition)
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 18/09/2026
Always go to the show. Rock on, Khn and Klek! ✋🔺🤚
Khn and Klek rockKlek and Khn rockA fan does the triangle gesture.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 18/09/2026
I was unsure what to expect from Aimee-Claude Deschênes opening for Angine de Poitrine. But it was exactly what I hoped for. Wild.
Two guests at a table, waited on by a waiter in a bow tie, all on stage. The audience stares raptlyThe waiter waits. Aimee-Claude Deschênes performing onstage.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 17/09/2026
Suicide Machines bringing their best game tonight at Nevermore.
A guitarist with epic long hair points at the drummer. His t-shirt reads "Christian nationalism is just white supremacy in drag"
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 16/09/2026
Great night of Nats Baseball and neighbors of Ward 5!
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 13/09/2026
The nice thing about riding 27mi in absolutely garbage weather this morning is the couch nap I just took.
A fitness app screenshot showing a 27.50 mile ride in 2hr16m burning nearly 2000 calories
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 12/09/2026
I saw one of the Cybercab prototypes this week on the streets of DC and wondered who on God's green earth who make something so ugly. www.theverge.com/transportati... Should've guessed.
A Tesla cyber cab in traffic. No back window, Florida plates.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 05/09/2026
Always go to the show! Social Distortion and The Descendants at The Anthem.
A rock band (Social Distortion) on the stage at The Anthem in Washington, DC
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 04/09/2026
Oooo we bout to get wrekt.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 02/09/2026
DC Dog friends: get them puppers out NOW.
A line of thunderstorms approaches DC, and is now 20miles away.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 29/08/2026
Just saw this and needed to share it...
An infographic of the midwest with an accurate map except that Lake Superior now says Lake Obama and it reads "Canada... Rename Lake Superior to Lake Obama. He won't make it through the night."
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 27/08/2026
@ngwatchdc.bsky.social 1st St SE and Quander St SE
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 27/08/2026
407 is dead too.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 27/08/2026
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 27/08/2026
Eventually found the only Ben's stand at the park. It was closed. Man, baseball tastes like half smokes to me. This is dumb.
A Ben's chili bowl stand at Nats Park, its door closed and a closed sign on it.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 25/08/2026
@ngwatchdc.bsky.social 8th St NE and H St NE
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 21/08/2026
Reminder to software devs: the words you choose in various places can have a physical response with your user base. Today's example:
Notifications screen for an HR app, 1 qualifying event approved, and then Termination of Employment Enrollment with 13 days left to complete
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 21/08/2026
Caught this over @930club.bsky.social just before the sky opened up tonight. @capitalweather.com
Storm clouds gather over the 9:30 Club in Shaw
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 16/08/2026
DC Folks: walk them doggos now.
Radar image of the DC area with two lines of storms coming.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 14/08/2026
Is there any better feeling than finding out that a band you're having a crush on is coming to your town? Anyway, psyched to see Michigander at @theatlantisdc.bsky.social in November.
A music player screenshot showing "Freaking Out" by Michigander
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 10/08/2026
DC Dog Friends: Now's the time for walkies.
A radar image with DC just off center, a wave of high precipitation storms off to the northwest, rapidly advancing on the city.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 09/08/2026
The bottle is bomb-shaped for extra warning.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 03/08/2026
Weird Al. Still amazing.
A stagehand holds Weird Al's harmonicaWeird Al on stage.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 29/07/2026
You can turn that whole feature off. Settings > Apps > AppStore
App Store settings with Offload Unused Apps
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 25/07/2026
There are few things better than executing a perfect surprise party. Hats off to my buddy Melissa for nailing a perfect surprise 50th for her wonderful partner Tony.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 23/07/2026
"So Mr. Bridge, you want to be a merit badge counselor for Competitive Gaming? What are your qualifications?" "Here is my 2008 custom 3D print of my undead warlock in Tier 5 Vanquished Hero gear." "Right. Approved."
A custom 3d printed figurine of an undead warlock in Tier 5 armor, approximately 6" in height under a glass dome.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 22/07/2026
Well, that was an easy decision.
A screenshot of a DoorDash account being deleted because their people fucking suck.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 06/07/2026
Alright. I've been on three separate flights today, and I'm waiting on the fourth. Last leg. Of course, Flighty currently says...
A dire forecast - currently ground stopped, High cancellation rate, and arrival delays.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 05/07/2026
The air inside my house, with a large air purifier running. #notgreatbob
An Air Score of 210 on a Molekule air filter
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 27/06/2026
Post your happy place. I'll go: Keoki's Paradise, Kōloa, HI
Five palms in the distance, tall and regal, provide ambience before a tropical lagoon and a restaurant.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 27/06/2026
Man, I know the Nats bullpen is bad, but a firing squad seems harsh.
A screenshot of a Popville post. It says "snipers at Nats Park - wait, what?! Why?"

Three snipers are visible in a crowd shot on the top of the press box.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 21/06/2026
This was interesting...
A report card from a meme generator. It says that Tom Bridge is an Apple Device Management Expert.This is a meme generated image. It says that Tom Bridge is a Microsoft MVP and Cloud Architect. It is completely a lie.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 19/06/2026
Looks about right.
A Bluesky license!
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 13/06/2026
Solar is the best.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 13/06/2026
Really crazy sky tonight @capitalweather.bsky.social
An almost orange/purple sky at sunset, a vivid rainbow in the distance.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 13/06/2026
Today in campaign texts...
A text exchange soliciting volunteers for Kinney, with a response that says "lol." and then the opt-out message.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 11/06/2026
If you have the chance, go see Wendell Pierce and Ben Turner in Othello at STC. holy Toledo was that amazing.
An illicit stage photo, some boxes sitting in the foreground lit from above.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 11/06/2026
20 years ago, despite having an objectively terrible haircut (because my old barber retired without telling anyone!), @tiff.is still decided I was worth taking a risk on. Fewer bad haircuts since then. Lots more laughs. A great kiddo and house. The source of all my joy. Love you baby.
Tiffany and I, surrounded by family, in front of the organ at Falls Church Presbyterian
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 10/06/2026
Varland doing his best Wild Thing impression. A walk so wild two of the balls don't show up on pitch track.
A six pitch at bat ending in a walk for Devers. Only four of the pitches show up in the pitch tracker.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 09/06/2026
What?
An email header from Slack (from Salesforce) celebrating 100 years of Miles Davis in Slack.

What? Who asked for this? Why did they ask for it? Were they high? How high? On what?
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 09/06/2026
This image was shared with me today, and wow is it accurate.
A venn diagram, left circle "dudes who celebrate gay price," right circle "Dudes who celebrate straight pride," overlap "Not having sex with women."
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 08/06/2026
What is a PG County PD chopper doing over DC airspace?
A screenshot of flightradar24 showing a PG County chopper flying circles over northeast DC
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 04/06/2026
I saw the most beautiful thing today at the gym.
A Dodge Charger with a boot on it. The car has $2,420 in fines, three of the tickets are speed related, four are for not stopping at signs and lights. A bunch of parking tickets. Crush this car into a tiny cube while the owner watches.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 01/06/2026
I am 2.8mi from RFK Fields as the crow flies. I can hear Project Glow from here. That has to be face-meltingly loud down at RFK. Respect.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 31/05/2026
Absolutely perfect out there. Go for a bike ride. A walk. A stroll. A sit. Be outside today if you can
Screenshot from Apple Fitness showing a 14 mile bike ride with heart rate in the 120s. Splits range from 9.5mph to 13.8mphAn Apple fitness screenshot. 14.16mi bike ride in 1hr 11min, total elapsed time 1hr 31min. 1011 burned calories, 337 feet of elevation gain and average speed of 11.8 mph. 128bpm heart rate. A bike in the foreground, just off a paved path around Lake Artemesia, it's gazebo in the distance.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 30/05/2026
Better still, it was spinach I grew!
4lbs of spinachPlanted spinach in my garden.
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