Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 21hYeah, yeah, whatever. They're fine. You better not have gotten sunburned otherwise I'll never hear the end of it 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Trust me, I wasn't allowed to forget. Not in this household 010
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Loser can't even take his glasses back from a fruit 010
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If you go to his house you have to take me with you. [He nods once to himself. As if he has the authority to order that sort of thing instead of politely asking] 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 23/09/2026[He hopes so. He gets along pretty well with Máximo. They both don't like Alfred and like fancy cigars. Plus his cooking is really good] Has he said anything like that? 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'll kiss her properly! E-eventually... I don't have to rush things! 020
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm not being boring I'm being reasonable! He's probably traumatized 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's not funny! It's scary! And you proved why people shouldn't do it all willy nilly! 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 22/09/2026That's before El Colacho! What were you doing jumping over babies??? 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why are we sexualizing the half dead guy anyways??? 020
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Oh my god you can't just drunkenly jump onto babies! I don't think you're supposed to have a baby that little and drink anyways 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Don't lie to her!! I would never watch that kind of degeneracy! 020
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You're not supposed to shake babies, it gives them brain damage! El Colacho is totally different! Nothing bad has ever happened with it 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Quit bouncing me like that or I won't have any balls either! [He complains but he loves spending time with his uncle. He's definitely one of his favorite people. Tied for first for sure] 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Eh?! Where are we going?! Be careful! Don't drop me!! [He's not helping with all his flailing] 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's not that it's just- [He gestures vaguely] Ugh! 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You can't go around saying stuff like that [He's tearing up. That's so sweet. He loves him too. Dearly. But he can't get over himself to say so] 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 21/09/2026NO!! [Hits him with one of these]static.klipy.comFunny Wiggling Black and White Cat MemeALT: Funny Wiggling Black and White Cat Meme 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Because that's stupid. Oysters don't have it easy 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Doesn't your boyfriend sleep with you? I don't wanna get involved with that. God forbid he snatches me up in his sleep and turns me into a sopping wet teddy bear 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026[Antonio is one of his favorite people too unfortunately] I guess it's good your brain is protecting you from getting upset... maybe 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Weren't you just begging me to stay and hang out with you? 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm not any of those things except monogamous. Besides I have friends and chores to do. Why? Do you get lonely and depressed when your boyfriend is busy? 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don't want all the ladies, I have Marie! 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026No they don't! They like when men are clean and upkept. Messy hair does not show that! 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026No but that's because I'm not trying to do something dumb like become an oyster 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Have you tried injecting yourself with little rocks 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Stop, stop, you're messing up my hair! I'm gonna look like a vacuum attacked me! 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm onto you. You say things like that so I say "no" and then list the other things I like about you! I'm not falling for it! I'm too smart 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026That means you haven't made it yet you liar! 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I think you can make an oyster if you irritate your organs enough. You just aren't trying 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 17/09/2026💭 Shit. Is there enough time before the party for me to make a hair bow for Marie to match my tie? Is that too much? Would she even want to match with me? 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Finally. Goddamn. We needed something positive around here 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I don't want to imagine her like that while I'm anywhere near you!! 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Bitch you know I get nervous about kissing her! She's so pretty it's hard to get the nerve up! 000
Lovino Vargas @tomatotomafioso.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Don't give him any ideas you giant pot of cat grass 000
