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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬

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Feed the hungry and tax the rich And fuck ice and fascists everywhere

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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 21h
Spectacular fall day, enhanced by the soothing lilt of machine guns being fired at the nearby war museum Yay guns yay war yay killing 
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 10/10/2026
In two weeks
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 09/10/2026
My fucking god Honestly, didn’t think anything he could say could surprise me anymore, everything is just so far gone now, but he managed it Next up: the overhead sky is orange 
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 09/10/2026
Abolish AND PROSECUTE, every last one of them.
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 09/10/2026
OK. We ask them nicely to leave and they tell us to pound sand. We call them lawless and demand that they leave and they ignore us and keep attacking people. The police will not protect the people against them. They ignore the law and face no consequences. Is there any next move? 
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 09/10/2026
The Princess Bride of Frankenstein 
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 09/10/2026
I’m truthfully surprised it’s not a pay-per-view halftime event at cage match on the White House lawn 
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 08/10/2026
I assume I’ve been on this list for a very long time but if not, please add me now
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 07/10/2026
I say go for it. Let’s jump ahead to the endgame now. See what happens.
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 07/10/2026
Ooh that’s brave
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 07/10/2026
This is probably fine
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 07/10/2026
I will pay $100 into a rebuild fund for the right to swing a sledgehammer against anything with his name on it for 5 minutes. I think an awful lot of us would happily do this.
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 06/10/2026
Super excited for the new plague! And glad that we have a CDC fully staffed with capable scientists with strong support from an administration that leans heavily on science!
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 05/10/2026
Are you going to ask Marky Mark what he thinks about chasing and throwing rocks at black kids yelling “kill the n*****”, or begging a Vietnamese man to help hide him from the cops and then beating him unconscious with a club, and other fun episodes? Read all about it on Wikipedia, kids 
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 01/10/2026
I remember when computers were fun and the Internet wasn’t a sucky mess of enshittified bots scamming people and lying about everything Fuck late-stage capitalism And yes, I know that saying that makes me a domestic terrorist according to our current fascist regime, first amendment be damned
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 30/09/2026
When does this fucking cartoon end
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 28/09/2026
*occasionally fires (Slinks away)
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 28/09/2026
He did amazing drawings of those things, showing how we just don’t even look up at all the visual pollution right over our heads, and how awful it is when we do
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 28/09/2026
Oh my God, here we go again with “experts” expressing “worry“ and “concern“ “some experts express concern that fascism is bad” For fucks sake, @npr, find your fucking spines and earn the money I send you every month. What do you have left to lose at this point? 
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 27/09/2026
Jesus fucking Christ. Just fucking crown him king already, then. Nobody with any proximity to him has one iota of spine. It’s beyond belief.
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 23/09/2026
I’m very concerned about this, but I’m sure she’s learned her lesson
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 22/09/2026
THAT PLAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TOP SECRET 
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 21/09/2026
100% guarantee that Alito and Thomas will go with Trump like they always do 
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 21/09/2026
The definition of a conservative. They don’t care about anything until it affects them personally, then they go nuclear. 
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 17/09/2026
Oh super I wonder when I will have my first live combat with an evil Palantir robot? So exciting to think about
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 16/09/2026
Beat me to it
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 16/09/2026
In the worst of all ironies, the nyt piece on it pushed an ad for the latest dan brown, the worst writer of the 20th century. I will also fight anyone on that.
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 16/09/2026
This is heartbreaking. Greatest writer of the 20th century. I will fight anyone on this.
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 14/09/2026
If they advocate for southern states to secede, he’s got my vote 
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/09/2026
We’re on a path to lose the Senate but win the House. Let’s make sure we win both. We can’t move forward with the plan to expand the supreme court if we don’t win the senate.
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 09/09/2026
Cash up front. Add a zero and I’ll even stay for an hour or two. Then pay off my mortgage.
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 08/09/2026
Oh super yeah
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 04/09/2026
Nauseating
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 03/09/2026
youtu.be/SmXUA_N_4gk?...
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Kmart Big Gas Savings
YouTube video by Steve_At_Hypothermia
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 02/09/2026
Oooh, I look forward to absolutely nothing happening as a result of this flagrant violation of law
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 02/09/2026
Loaded up maps to verify and watch it change as it refreshed the cache. Reported the issue and called them gutless morons, which they are. Also told them to find their fucking spines. i’m sure that will do plenty of good  
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 31/08/2026
I assume that means we can tear it down and there won’t be any problem
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 31/08/2026
Goddammit, I almost forwarded this to my gf and I’m a fucking IT guy 
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 31/08/2026
I said “ar-Kansas” until I was a teenager because why the fuck wouldn’t I? I read it and I never heard anybody say it out loud until then And ask any literate adult to read the phrase “tough coughs plough through dough” out loud and be amused at what you hear (h/t Dr. Seuss)
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 31/08/2026
Yup same exactly
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 31/08/2026
2! I recognize two names. Don’t follow either of them. 
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 31/08/2026
If I score higher than about 2, I will be very disappointed in myself 
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 31/08/2026
Just another thing to fix
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 28/08/2026
Will they take the groundhogs from my garden? I will happily donate them
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 27/08/2026
Thanks for the reminder to submit a report to Apple and call them gutless morons
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 27/08/2026
No lie detected The problem isn’t Trump, it’s the 70 million stupid people who voted for him 
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 27/08/2026
Why not just rename Canada and Greenland to “America“ while you’re at it? And the earth, the moon, the sun, and the Milky Way?
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 27/08/2026
The only alternative name I’ll use is “Lake Fuck Trump”, just like the “Gulf of Fuck Trump”.
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 26/08/2026
The more we can do to separate ourselves from the bad people the better
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𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬 @tomatoman.net · 26/08/2026
For a minute, I confused this with Boston Dynamics and thought the robot dog apocalypse would be upon us
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