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Tomas Herrera

@tomasherrera.bsky.social
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Downy mullen sprigs that temper embered nicotine and smoldering crisp white rolling papers, paired with billows of Los Angeles smog, dewy tears of child actors, and Colorado cumulus cloud vapours.

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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Alt tag: image on the left is a headline that reads "Robot Will Clean Your Home for $30 Per Hour" Image on the right shows housekeeper pay rate in California is $24.06"
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Cheryl Hines trying to get "Frolic" by Luciano Michelini out of her head
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I mean...
photo of the character Homelander from The Boys looking like a smug piece of shit
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
you can have West Virginia
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Pitch it as a limited run podcast. People love those😉
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
You really overestimate the power of the pen sir
An editorial cartoon depicting a two-story house labeled "DEMOCRACY," "CONSTITUTIONAL ORDER," "RULE OF LAW," and "NORMS" engulfed in massive orange flames and black smoke. In the dark sky above, a large, looming silhouette resembling Donald Trump watches with crossed arms.
In the foreground, a group of firefighters—labeled on their jackets as "DEMOCRATS," "PELOSI," and "MODERATE REPUBLICANS"—stand around a fire truck labeled "ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT." The truck is equipped with tools labeled "POWER OF CONGRESS," "CENSURE," "OVERSIGHT," and "SUBPOENAS." Despite the raging fire, the firefighters are standing idle, gesturing toward the house or looking at each other instead of using the hoses to extinguish the blaze.
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
An editorial cartoon depicting a two-story house labeled "DEMOCRACY," "CONSTITUTIONAL ORDER," "RULE OF LAW," and "NORMS" engulfed in massive orange flames and black smoke. In the dark sky above, a large, looming silhouette resembling Donald Trump watches with crossed arms.
In the foreground, a group of firefighters—labeled on their jackets as "DEMOCRATS," "PELOSI," and "MODERATE REPUBLICANS"—stand around a fire truck labeled "ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT." The truck is equipped with tools labeled "POWER OF CONGRESS," "CENSURE," "OVERSIGHT," and "SUBPOENAS." Despite the raging fire, the firefighters are standing idle, gesturing toward the house or looking at each other instead of using the hoses to extinguish the blaze.
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
🤦🏽
Chat GPT exchange-

User: I have  problem
GPT: Alright-pause. I'm with you. Take a breath and tell me what's going on. What's the problem?
User: I walked to the carwash, so I don't have my car
GPT: 😂 Okay. This is very good. You've accidentally unlocked a classic human oversight, and I love that you caught it now.
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Fuck, he's got a point.
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Sam Altman defending the existence of billionaires
Photo of Lee Byung-hun in character as Hwang In-ho, better known as the Front Man—the main antagonist of the Korean series Squid Game.
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
If only there was a way to put tariffs on these people...
Headline that reads: $1 Trillion of Wealth Was Created for the 19 Richest U.S. Households Last Year
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
In Volatility We Trust
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
cringe propaganda
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
How to pen a headline
headline that reads bukele and trump pretend they can't return wrongfully deported man
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
graph showing s&p, nasdaq, dow, and russell 2000 over first 3 months of trump's term. down 8%, 10.4%, 4%, and 15% respectively
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
graph showing gains in s&p 500, nasdaq, dow, and russell 2000 over biden's term. 116%, 161%, 85%, 85% respectively
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I don't know much about stocks (or physics), but the velocity at which the market shed 9 months of gains probably means something to those who do.
stock market graph of s&p, nasdaq, dow, and russell 2000 over one year with a green line indicating when the transition from biden to trump occurred. the biden side shows a jagged line going up to a summit, the trump side shows a decline to below where the line started during biden's admin a year ago
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
american flag made of books with text that reads, "we back the read. happy national library week"
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Dance monkey
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Contempt
Headline next to a photo of Tom Homan that reads "Homan on deportation flights: 'I don't care what the judges think'ñ
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
There's room for debate
THE GOAT
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
@baldwin.senate.gov The Republican party has lost its way. They have repeatedly acted in bad faith, and are now enabling the rise of a despot. There is no room for compromise on this issue. Hold the line while you still have the power to do so-or risk losing it for good.
Statement from Tammy Baldwin about her opposition to the Republican spending bill
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
We need to put a stop to illegals buying up all the houses and turning them into AirBNBs. Not to mention the "cleaning fees" they charge to enrich all their buddies...
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
The kind of support you give a friend who asks you to show up at an open mic night.
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
What if we're all still in 2nd grade, there's been a gas leak at our school, and we're all experiencing hypoxia induced dementia? Someone please pull the fire alarm.
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The sanguine look of a free man living in the greatest country on Earth. God bless America.
Picture of Marco Rubio
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
DO'hGE
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
OUT: "Let's go Brandon" IN: "Skis in Jeans"
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
"The path to peace and the path to prosperity is, maybe, engaging in diplomacy." Says the guy who starts pissing match.
A photo of JD Vance during a press meeting with Trump and Zelensky
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
"I wish I didn't have to wear a stupid suit."
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I'm sure everything is going to be just fine
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Case in point
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Everyone cool if the US government pays a licensing fee to brand their agents as UFC trained?
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Well played AP.
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Preparing the American people to accept monarchy as the law of the land
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Rookie move. Always secure 51%
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Meanwhile over at Chistianbook dot com
Screenshot of the book "YOU: The Owner's Manual for TEENS" for sale at Christianbook.com
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie. (I'm really getting the hang of this)
Two newscasters reporting on story with the headline: Man throws coffee to stop charging elk in Evergreen
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Bluesky notification stating that "Bon Jovi liked your post"
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Tomas Herrera @tomasherrera.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
No thumbs? Experience the hands free infinite scrolling of Bluesky 3D firehose! firehose3d.theo.io
A digital collage of multilingual text displayed in a 3D tunnel-like perspective. The texts are in various languages, including English, Japanese, and German, and are styled in different colors and sizes. The central focus is a prominent English phrase: “Wednesdays are always happy especially when books are reunited with their proper owners.”
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