Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 05/10/2026I was absolutely traumatised as a tiny child by watching a huge man eat so much at a restaurant that he simply exploded on screen with blood and guts everywhere. Twenty years later, I had recently become a Monty Python fan and was watching their lower-quality backlog when... 050
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 15/09/2026Based on NZ's track record I can only assume that this means there are 21 more candidates for commissioner? 030
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 05/09/2026The first game I ever played with a story better than any movie. 040
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 05/09/2026I won two SMB3 championships in New Zealand as a child. A GameBoy as the prize for each :-) 181
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 16/08/2026Although there's an option for "no", as you can see there's no option for "and stop asking me every 3 days for the rest of my natural life" 050
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 16/08/2026Google refuses to take no for an answer. They ask me this every three days. They will continue asking until I absent mindedly click through. I despise my own industry so, so much. 262
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 25/07/2026Nice to see that this remains true ten years later, except the nerds have been replaced by bots. 110
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 17/07/2026This became a conversation of favourite LOTR edition cover and its gotta be the john howe art. 1102
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 10/07/2026DragonStrike remake! Imagine a full combat flight-sim with dogfights and ground attack missions but on dragon-back! Set in the Dragonlance D&D setting. 111
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 22/06/2026That clown seems to have modeled his ENTIRE cadence and speech pattern off of the Sea Lion and thinks he's an original thinker. 150
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 20/06/2026On a whim I decided to try to play Diablo. 20 minutes later of nintendo bullshit, blizzard bullshit, battle dot net bullshit, jumping through five different hoops on my switch, then phone, then laptop, and a weird-ass captcha, I finally make it to this page. Christ I hate the game industry 271
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 14/06/2026Did we fucking need that? We had an alert last week just for jerks with beachfront property 010
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 13/06/2026DragonStrike! Imagine a full combat flight-sim with dogfights and ground attack missions but on dragon-back! Set in the Dragonlance D&D setting. A modern version of this would FUCK. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dr... 010
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 16/05/2026I made this prediction almost ten years ago and nailed it. To their credit TOP *is* still going, but they still don't seem to know how to make friends. 080
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 02/05/2026I've been meaning to make the cocaine/AI hands-gripping meme for a while. 0157
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 02/05/2026Jesus christ three hours later and we're back to "it's over". 020
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 01/05/2026Guys just stop. These stories are 12 hours apart. This is goldfish reporting. Either you are the goldfish or you think your readers are, and both are an indictment of your integrity. 261
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 27/04/2026OMG that makes this Penny Arcade comic a literal historical document primary source. @cwtycho.penny-arcade.com @cwgabriel.bsky.social 05111
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 17/04/2026I wanna tell this fucker I'm up to 11 and he needs new signs. 020
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 09/04/2026Yeah man, because nobody ceased firing. Fucking goldfish reporting. 080
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 02/04/2026Turns out the word "beer" does show up on the can. Barely. If they care about people they really need to do a little better than this. It's delicious! I like it. But now my partner is gonna be sick all Easter 100
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 02/04/2026Which one is the lemonade? Is it a beer or a cider. Because it doesn't have EITHER word on the can and this fucking sucks. 030
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 25/03/2026It's not a "cryptic claim" you assholes, it is word salad from a sunsetting alzheimic narcissist. 070
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 23/03/2026Oh hey, my grandfather was gunnery officer on the HMS Achilles during that battle. We have a piece of the Graf Spee in our front hallway at home. 010
Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 15/03/2026Oh shit even more important: The Adventures Of The galaxy Rangers!! So space westerns in general hit a nerve cluster in my brain. 010