jake @toki07.bsky.social · 19/02/2026zaza got me geeking harder than a hispanic man who did not understand a word you said 010
jake @toki07.bsky.social · 12/02/2026im an engineer of the frog train you mfs hoppin on the caboose 010
jake @toki07.bsky.social · 18/12/2025people in the 20’s were like: “I think I’m going to whistle today” 010
jake @toki07.bsky.social · 03/11/2025latinos are a psyop to make 90’s chevy trucks sell at a 300% up charge 010
jake @toki07.bsky.social · 06/09/2025everyone so damn excited to wear their hoodies in this 78 degree weather, y'all just stink now 020
jake @toki07.bsky.social · 19/08/2025what’s up im jake, welcome to jackass - today I’ll be brushing my teeth in the office bathroom 010
jake @toki07.bsky.social · 09/08/2025im not texting and driving, I am opening magic booster packs 010
jake @toki07.bsky.social · 17/07/2025smells like a pizza hut buffet salad bar at my desk at all times 010
jake @toki07.bsky.social · 29/06/2025every hardcore band be like "nah we kicked out the problematic fella" 020
jake @toki07.bsky.social · 16/06/2025i just want to watch youtube and chill, but not in the office 010
Reposted by jakeGabaghoul @gabaxghoul.bsky.social · 05/05/2025yearning for the type of tummy ache only 3 laredo taco company breakfast tacos and a big red at 7 am can give you 021
jake @toki07.bsky.social · 28/04/2025she got the jonkler, I be jonklin all god damn day I barely made it out of the notifications to post this 010
jake @toki07.bsky.social · 20/04/2025a particular abba song makes me feel like I am riding a horse like a tron bike 120
jake @toki07.bsky.social · 07/04/2025zaza got me sippin water from a clay mug with my native ancestors 010
jake @toki07.bsky.social · 28/03/2025humans were specifically evolved to properly digest laredo taco company 021
jake @toki07.bsky.social · 10/03/2025didn’t get enough phone time on the toilet at work so im taking it out on my wife, children, dog, and gerbil 010
Reposted by jakesingle serving fruit cup @formalsweatsuit.bsky.social · 10/03/2025many are saying this 031
jake @toki07.bsky.social · 18/02/2025working my way to CEO so i have a valid reason to off myself 020
jake @toki07.bsky.social · 08/02/2025high as hell out the shower browsing fb marketplace until I am accidentally dry 020
jake @toki07.bsky.social · 05/02/2025once my affirm balance is cleared (1 dozen eggs) it’s over for you freaks 020
