Reposted by girl chunks in brineSigourney Weiner @electrogenesis.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Still waiting for the part of my bike mechanic training when they show me how to reinstall my foreskin 111
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 30/12/2025being a bidet installer is just as good as being an electrologist since i would still be predominantly serving my community 140
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 30/12/2025yeah it’s a fruit leather bra. i just tear off a little bit if i’m feeling peckish. 121
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 30/12/2025i’d like the 12oz strawberry-bananna smoothie but uh.. heh.. make it a little chunky 0323
Reposted by girl chunks in brineSigourney Weiner @electrogenesis.bsky.social · 26/11/2025when i look at the hugging emoji i imagine their legs too and theyre humping each other 🫂 131
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 04/11/2025just found out that david foster wallace was not a tboy :-( 163
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 04/11/2025(stunna boy voice) i got jalapeño on my dick i’m burning my dick right now 051
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 22/10/2025i wonder if calvin from the park tool videos has boy nipples 111
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 22/10/2025sighing and tearing off another “complimentary footjob” coupon from the perforated footjob coupon booklet to mail to the irate white woman who has been holding up the phone at the for-profit diy hrt service desk because we shipped her dog bone shaped prog suppositories instead of the cat paw ones 030
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 19/10/2025bald and/or gay men are my real-life lolcows 051
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 18/10/2025i don’t turn into a dog to cum, i turn into a dog so that i can pass off the liability to my ‘owner’ when i purposefully knock over an annoying, short bisexual man 072
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 16/10/2025grok, do a fourier analysis of that boob jiggle 140
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 15/10/2025i call it laying pipe because i will let women who are plumbers fuck me. maybe in their work vans next to the pex fittings and basin wrenches 030
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 15/10/2025if one of your roommates has trouble doing the dishes, maybe try telling her that the kitchen sink is like a bidet for her plates and bowls 040
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 13/10/2025they tortured a lot of people in the catholic inquisitions to figure out if they had butt sex but if you did that today they’d probably cum 041
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 10/10/2025they named the entire neighborhood ”edgewater” but i don’t think we should be encouraging that. someone might get a uti from the lake 040
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 05/10/2025“slow neck head all the way down” is nothing compared to rocking stim head when i rock slowly and also all the way down 030
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 05/10/2025there would be something poetic about my unreinforced masonry apartment collapsing in a massive earthquake and crushing me under the weight of all the bricks 010
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 04/10/2025the third inning kidney stone, the second inning anal fissure, and, of course, the ill-fated first inning fisting scene followed by a high-oxalate snack that started it all 010
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 03/10/2025soft rains wash dust off my feet, long ago, far past, now to june. mourn no tyrant sun, that regime of heat, but that collar tan, which really slay’d poon. 020
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 26/09/2025someone should produce a trans retelling of The Birds where the protagonist feeds her girlfriend squirty cherry tomatoes and nectarines as a clicker treat, thus accidentally and malevolently clicker training the fruit fly infestation endemic to their shared apartment 020
Reposted by girl chunks in brinelilac @lilacmotos.bsky.social · 15/09/2025proofing two parallel loaves in wicker baskets, call that a frotform 021
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 25/09/2025working on replicating that paper that says squirt is pee but we’re gonna use food coloring and asparagus instead of pelvic ultrasounds and liquid chromatography/tandem mass spec 030
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 25/09/2025if louise weard and associates keep up the good work then we can have the first trans anthology film long enough to die of dehydration in a single sitting 010
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 23/09/2025she lifts not for big arms or juicy thighs but for the hope of a massive hernia, which will accentuate her bulge 120
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 20/09/2025playing tf2 (transsexual footjob 2) and she wants me to play the spy (i have to sit in the chair and watch) 050
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 18/09/2025after the recent pregnancy scare they’re calling me ‘trans alec baldwin’ because i really thought i was shooting blanks.. 232
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 17/09/2025terrible news: our dystopian future may not even be safe from the most vile gore imaginable of my real-life comfort character ryan gary letourneau 😕dermatologytimes.comPelage's PP405 Demonstrates Efficacy in Phase 2a Trial for Androgenetic AlopeciaPP405 shows promise for hair regrowth in phase 2a trial, with 31% seeing >20% density increase; phase 3 studies are planned for 2026. 120
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 16/09/2025yeah i think there are a couple of ladies who miiight regret repeatedly turning down my dinner date proposals right about now 121
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 16/09/2025what if idubbbz rebooted content cop as “cuntent cop” and he just transvestigates people 031
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 14/09/2025“baby” carrots are adult carrots chopped up and sanded down. we just roleplay and call them that. they’re age regressor carrots, really. 121
girl chunks in brine @tofufailure.bsky.social · 14/09/2025it makes me happy that our society’s power to reverse balding is nearly as feeble as our ability to make trans women cum bigger loads 220
