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Toffi

@toffi.bsky.social
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Silly creature on the internet. Sometimes I make stuff. Blender is my drugs. She/they with considerable delay

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Toffi @toffi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Haven't done much drawing, too busy with the big gun.
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Toffi @toffi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So I found this weird book with a moving picture inside, and I accidentally touched it and somehow ended up in a place with more books. I touched one of those and now I'm in a Dennys 2,000 miles away from home and I don't know how I got here.
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Toffi @toffi.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
So basically, you have 6 marbles you need to put in a 25 by 25 grid. actually only 5 of the marbles are important. Which ones? Good question Where do the marbles go? Also good question. Also, the button to check the solution is really easy to miss.
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Cyan Worlds @cyan.com · 26/07/2026
Over a year ago, we built a prototype for a new Myst Universe game meant for publisher eyes only. This project is NOT in active development, but we're proud of the work the team did, and wanted to share it with you all. Presenting: Project Anglerfish. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvNGt02yZNc
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Alberto Albero @levistico.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Toffi @toffi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
No more unlimited bacon. No more games. Adiós, Anthrocon.
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Toffi @toffi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Anthrocon has given me the desire to draw again. Thanks to all the nerds I roomed with, this was fantastic!
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Phoebe! @mollyesbian.gayass.io · 06/03/2026
Windows 12 is an AI riddled subscription mess Windows 13 you can't even get past the welcome screen, it just pops up a copilot tab instead Windows 14 doesn't even work at all: it just bricks your hardware Windows 15 isn't even an operating system: it's a bag of shit that says Windows 15 on it!
AVGN Lester The Unlikely screencap with Windows 15 edited over the bag of shit with Lester The Unlikely 5 written on it
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Toffi @toffi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I went outside, and my bones sublimated. It's too hot
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Kaius ⛔ @kaius.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Toffi @toffi.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This copper doesn't taste very good. I'm leaving the salesman a strongly worded one-star review.
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Toffi @toffi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I hate port forwarding. I hate network configuration. I hate Internet service providers. I will be deep frying my router, and eating it.
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Malt @maltmilkshake.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
People do know that Windows 10 is also spyware, and that it did not start with 11, right?
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⭐️ Keetaire 🐉 @floofwyvern.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
✨ Road to 1k Raffle! ✨ Wooooo! Almost there on guys!! I haven't hosted a raffle in a while :0 To enter: 🌱 Like + RT this post! 🌱 Be following me! 🌱 Winner will be chosen once I hit 1k!!! The raffle prize is a fully illustrated piece with bg like the ones below!! :0
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Toffi @toffi.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The rodents, they are eating my car. They bite the parts and drink the delicious gasoline trapped within. The elixir of combustion now sprays everywhere. I dislike the rodents.
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Malt @maltmilkshake.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Discord, if you're listening... ...GAME PASS DOESN'T EVEN WORK ON MY COMPUTER SUCK MY DI-
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melodyburst @melodyburst.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
If you see a person with a black and white flag for pride month BEWARE! They'll say it is the "Hetero Pride Flag" but it is REALLY them showing their allegiance to THE BRICKSTER! The scourge of Lego Island, and nemesis to Pepper Roni, local pizza man!
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Valve @valvesoftware.com · 05/05/2026
Steam Controller ran out faster than we anticipated, and we hate that not everyone who wanted one was able to get it. We’re working on getting more in stock and will have an update on expected timeline soon.
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Malt @maltmilkshake.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Canada isn't real bro
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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I have apparently wildly upset the Pro AI community for setting fire to an ai slop character in Minecraft as a joke. This was a fun moment where we set fire to Rome Because of the upset, I will be viciously mocking pro AI users further in future, because it's quite entertaining to do so
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Looks we love
A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s
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Syloh @syloh.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The big 3,,, Slugcat doodles
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🐟<= this fish has a hat on @lovefisy.newgrounds.com · 05/04/2026
slugcat
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
KING HARKINIAN WHEN HE WENT TO GAMELON
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Toffi @toffi.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Use the humer as if you were really climbing something and ull see
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Howl - commissions full! @lycanthromance.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Message to myself
Miltank lying on its belly saying “u should probably draw somethin”
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JoCat is on his way home @jocat.net · 18/03/2026
my favorite memory about metaverse is when RTGame streamed it and, during his stream (and likely BECAUSE of it), meta's stock dropped by 20%
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Valerie Halla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 25/02/2026
it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays
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Malt @maltmilkshake.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
"malt what have you been up to" "oh yknow"
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Vinesauce Clips Bot @vinesauceclips.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Stop train on turntable
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dims @hapbajl.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
#rwartmonth day 21: iterators
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 17/03/2026
The professional testers are familiarizing themselves with the game now. They begin formally testing on April 1st. Japanese translation quality assurance is projected to be completed in April. Outside of addressing bugs and translation, most of the development team has moved on from Chapter 5.
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Malt @maltmilkshake.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
dont ever paste anything into your cmd, powershell, run dialog, or command-line unless you know for sure what it's doing, it's that simple
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Malt @maltmilkshake.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
i got the sexyest han d
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Matt Frank will be at G-FEST! @mattzilla85.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 07/07/2025
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Malt @maltmilkshake.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
y'all can't keep me away :3
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