Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Fine, I’ll give in and do dry January starting tomorrow 001
Reposted by Todd DraperBruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 28/01/2026I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay freeyoutu.beBruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen 42559708340539
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Stephen A. Smith can eat an entire bag of dicks, choke, and die. 020
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 19/01/2026"But Lord, during the hardest trials of my life, why was there only one set of footprints?" "Because," said the Lord, "Sandpeople always ride single file to hide their numbers." 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 14/01/2026@pbs.org FYI, the streaming version of the latest episode of Christopher Kimball’s Milk Street Television (“Easy Enchiladas”) has an error. Around 15:35 the video distorts for a bit and the audio goes out for the rest of the episode. 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I fucking hate Paul Finebaum so fucking much that if I was locked in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Finebaum with a gun and only two bullets I would shoot Finebaum twice. 100
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Lincoln Riley is the absolute worst piece of shit in college football. Go murder another brisket, little bitch. 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Forget the past, you cannot change it. Forget the future, you cannot predict it. Forget the present, I didn't get you one. 010
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I’m really trying to imagine anything softer than USC, but I’m coming up blank. #GoIrish 010
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 21/12/2025I see where Miami is being the small, classless little bitches they always have been. I hope you all die in a hurricane, you absolute pieces of shit. 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Someone suggested that a good way to let go of your anger toward people is to write letters to them and then burn them. My question is: Do I keep the letters afterwards? 010
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 08/12/2025The CFP committee in 2026, probably: Well, Alabama finished 5-7 with four blowout losses but they’re in the SEC and actually managed to have positive rushing yards in six of their games, so they are the number 9 seed. 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Hey, Hunter Yurachek. Come visit South Bend. You’ll be given a warm welcome. And by warm I mean burned at the stake. 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Everyone: College football tradition is dying! This is terrible. Also everyone: ND should give up their 138 year tradition of football independence so they fit in a neat little box and my small brain can comprehend it. 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I think I’ve blocked three hundred accounts since I got off my plane a few hours ago. Keep it coming irrational ND haters, I’m looking to get up to 1,000 today. 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Boycott the ESPN Invitational #JusticeForND #FuckTheSEC #FuckTheACC 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Notre Dame should cut ties with the ACC. A good partner doesn’t act like they did down the stretch this season. If the Big 12 is uninterested in a similar short term arrangement until the super league forms, send the other sports to the Big East and just be fully independent in football again. 130
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I will not watch one minute of this sham playoff 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Fuck it, I’m going full Alabama. Notre Dame is the 2025 National Champion. 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 07/12/2025FUCK THE SEC. FUCK THE ENTIRE SOUTH. SHERMAN DIDN’T GO FAR ENOUGH AND SHOULD HAVE BURNED EVERYTHING. 010
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 07/12/2025If any single one of you morherfuckers ever says a single word again about Notre Dame being favored by the powers that be I will personally come to your house steal all your shoes and leave LEGO everywhere for you to step on. 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Fuck you committee. Fuck you SEC. Fuck every one of you who supports them. I hope you all travel to the games and your planes crash. 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 03/12/2025ND should be 8 above Oklahoma and Alabama. Alabama barely beat a bad Auburn team and Oklahoma needed a miracle to beat a bad LSU team. 100
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Just give Love the Heisman. Everyone with eyes knows he’s the best player this year. 010
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Everyone whining about Notre Dame being ranked above Miami can shut the fuck up unless you’re prepared to retroactively award ND the 1993 Championship. 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I don’t care if it makes people think I’m using AI, you can have my em dash when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. 000
Reposted by Todd DraperSwara A.S. ☀️🍉🌊🧿 @spiderswarz.bsky.social · 19/11/2025No one wants to say it but systems of deliberately not teaching young boys and men about empathy, camaraderie, and kindness are the prime root of the "male loneliness epidemic" 🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️ Part of why #TheLordofTheRings is peak is that it fundamentally does teach those things.media.tenor.coma young man with curly hair is standing in front of treesAlt: a young man with curly hair, Frodo, jumps to hug his friend Gandalf 923841
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 18/11/2025“But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad." "How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.” 020
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Thirty five years ago today, Tim Berners-Lee published a formal proposal to create a hypertext project to facilitate the exchange of information among researchers. This project has proven mildly successful. 010
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 09/11/2025And so it begins. The traditional horrible refereeing at ND Stadium. 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Maybe when disgruntled former employees talk shit about their old job and boss we should take that with an entire ocean of salt. Especially when their complaints grow with every telling of the story and would have been next to impossible. 010
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 04/11/2025@nikonrumors.bsky.social Any rumors of a Nikon equivalent to Sony 28-70 f2? It seems less likely after the 24-70 f2.8 II, but I’m still hoping. 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 01/11/2025FYI, tonight’s ref crew. Just for information purposes. Referee: Jon Noli Umpire: Johnnie Forte Referee: Jon Noli Head Linesman: Benjamin Keller Line Judge: Juan Cardenas Back Judge: Ken Bushey Field Judge: Harry Tyson Side Judge: Kip Johnson Center Judge: Art Brown #GoIrish 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Can I place a bet about how much money they refs have wagered on this game? #GoIrish 010
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I’m going to need the name of this ref and a criminal defense attorney 010
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I will show that BC ND ref what a throat slash is since he’s unfamiliar 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 31/10/2025No one is less confused than a woman in a disagreement who says “I guess I’m just a little confused.” 010
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Anyone have suggestions for new mean responses to all the Republican spam texts I get? I’m getting tired of just using variations of “Fuck off, Nazi.” 110
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 29/10/2025I am against the death penalty except for people who use their speakerphone in public and college football referees. 010
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Brian Kelly was fired. Can you die of schadenfreude? Asking for a friend. 010
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Last week my mom’s eight and a half year battle with Alzheimer’s came to an end. I played her Springsteen’s “Across the Border”, and told her if she was ready to go that we would be okay. Moments later, she took her last breath. She loved you, even if she didn’t know you. tinyurl.com/yc7c4k6rtinyurl.comObituary for Carol A. Draper | Kaniewski Funeral Homes, Inc.Share memories & support the family 010
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I am today announcing my candidacy for President of the United States. My platform: Demolish the White House ballroom and restore the rose garden. Use the powers granted to me by the Supreme Court to send the six conservative justices to GITMO. 010
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Did Lincoln Riley legit leave the field without shaking Marcus Freeman’s hand? Cause it sure looked like it from the stadium. 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Every. Fucking. Week. ND should ban all ACC refs from ND stadium. Or hold public executions. 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Looks like I might have to add some refs to my list tonight #ndfb #GoIrish 000
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 18/10/2025The only king I’ll allow in America @stephenking.bsky.social 010
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Adventures in Babysitting is a good movie, but I’m not sure the director deserves his own holiday for it 010
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 11/10/2025ND/Boise refs: “We’re the worst refs ever!” ND/NC State refs: “Hold my beer.” #ndfb #GoIrish 021
Todd Draper @toddwdraper.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Does someone want to tell these refs they don’t work at a brothel so sucking at their job is bad? #ndfb #GoIrish 010