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Todd Waites

@toddwaites.bsky.social
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Narrator, Audiobbok Pruducer @ Twin Tales Audio, Voice Over, Black Belt, Bad Golfer Narrating Live on Discord Daily

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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
"I had to get under her to get over you."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
"And the poet lifts his pen while the soldier sheaths his sword"
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
"The maggots are falling like rain"
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
"You can't jump a jet plane like you can a freight train."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
"I wish the sky wasn't blue, I wish water wasn't wet, and I wish I didn't still love my wife."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
"It is what it is, and it ain't what it ain't."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Guinea Pigs are not pigs and don't come from Guinea. They're just lying little bastards.
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I have an inner child, but I don't think it's mine.
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
"Yeah, well I am the jigsaw man, I turn the world around with a skeleton hand."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
"You know what you like and you like what you know"
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
"Tired plumbing wakes me in the morning. Shower runs hot, runs cold playing with me. Well, I'm up for the down side, life's a bitch & all that stuff. So come & shake some apples from my tree. Have to pay for my minibar madness. Itemised phone bill overload."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Have a great Columbus Day! I hope you get to spend it with friends and family!
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
"If someone asked me, "Hey guy, you Where do you go? What do you do?" I wouldn't know what I could say?"
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
"You are not alone. But how long can you run? It's much too late if you don't know what you've got until it's gone."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
"Sometimes I think it's a shame when I get feeling better, when I'm feeling no pain."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
"What a day for laughter and walking at night. Me following after, your hand holding tight. And the memory stays clear with the song that you hear. If I can but make the words awake the feeling"
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
"One of the most horrifying and surprising evolutions we have witnessed among our widespread campus network is the rapid movement away from tolerating opposing ideas and respectful debate to the deployment of obscene bully tactics"
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
"Everyone has the right to make his own decisions, but none has the right to force his decision on others."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
"Youf face is gross, you eat white toast, you don't know what to do, and just your luck you really suck and so I'm sick of you"
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
"This deli tray is unacceptable!"
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I'm truly astounded at the amount of hate on here. If you can celebrate the death of another person simply because you disagree with their politics, you are a horrible person. As Jimmy Kimmel said "can we just for one day agree that it is horrible and monstrous to shoot another human?”
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
"Doing what you want to do is easy. Doing what you have to do is hard."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
"Got the law laid down to the left of me. Got the real world to the right. Heading up through the middle with my cat and my fiddle"
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
"I'm the kind of man who likes to get away, likes to start dreaming about tomorrow, today."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
"You're in the psycho circus. And I say welcome to the show."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
"You're never too old to rock n roll if you're too young to die"
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
"Oh Fred Bear, walk with me down the trails again. Take me back, back where I belong. Fred Bear, I'm glad to have you at my side my friend and I'll join you in the big hunt before too long."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
"The ice cream lady wet her drawers to see you in the passion play. "
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
"Tired plumbing wakes me in the morning. Shower runs hot, runs cold playing with me. Well, I'm up for the down side, life's a bitch and all that stuff: so come and shake some apples from my tree"
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
"We're all running on a tightrope wearing slippers in the snow."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
“No one’s rights can be secured by the violation of the rights of others.”
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
"You're in the psycho circus, and i say welcome to the show."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Going to be fun narrating this audiobook!
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
One audiobook finished, one in post, one in prep, and several multi-cast in production. I'll sleep eventually.
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
"Where once stood oil-rigs so phallic,There's only swear-words in Gaelic, To say at the Broadford bazaar."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
"My word's but a whisper, your deafness a shot. I may make you feel, but I can't make you think."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
"I'm bored with your insanity. I'm too tired to smile at your stupidity."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
"Hold your head up high, and let your spirits fly. Keep hope alive yes deep inside. And your dreams will never die"
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Hypothesis: A watched pot never boils. I started intently at the pot. The water boiled. The adage is proven false.
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
"Life's a live song, but the tune ends too soon for us all."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Be steadfast, be vigilant, be strong.
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Rabbit rabbit rabbit!
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
They say you have to pay your dues to make it in this world. Have I paid my dues? You better believe it, the check is in the mail!
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
"Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat?"
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
"To disagree, one doesn't have to be disagreeable."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
"The man who does not value himself, cannot value anything or anyone."
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Todd Waites @toddwaites.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The hardest thing to learn in voice acting, is to read the script without sounding like you are reading a script. The easiest thing is reading a script.
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