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Todd V

@toddv2.bsky.social
2.4K followers 5K following 846 posts

Really blue in a really red state, fighting the normalization of absurdity 🇺🇸. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 All deserve to be safe and included 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Todd V @toddv2.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What does it mean when your fortune cookie has no fortune in it?
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Todd V @toddv2.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Also, this...
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Todd V @toddv2.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Doctors orders...
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Todd V @toddv2.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This comes to mind...
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Todd V @toddv2.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
For our kids, friends, and all who just want to love and be loved for who they are... You matter, you're loved, you're safe here. We're proud of you, be proud of yourself! #HappyPride
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Todd V @toddv2.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Slava Ukraini!
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Todd V @toddv2.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
11 hours after having the house open because it was 70 at 10 pm... Yes, that's snow.
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Todd V @toddv2.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Also probably just a transitional design...
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Todd V @toddv2.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I want pizza. The kind that comes for a place in a zip code that starts with a 6. IYKYK
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Todd V @toddv2.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Cheers Friends! Breakfast for dinner with a pint of Guinness! Dry January? Nope.
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Todd V @toddv2.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Very few people probably know this, but in its earliest stages of life, salami is actually a flower 🌼 But by the time it hits the grocery store it's a torpedo-looking thing or thin round slices. The more you know...
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Todd V @toddv2.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Cheers!
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Todd V @toddv2.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
While not a frequent Walmart shopper to know about price hikes there, I can share this pic of the underwear aisle at my local WM this past Saturday. This also seems like a problem.
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Todd V @toddv2.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I'll be patient... for now... But this better not be what it feels like.
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Todd V @toddv2.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
🚨 The Blessed Christmas Pizzas have been secured! Merry Christmas to all, and may there be Peace on Earth! (Note to pizza purists: these are par-baked and will be finished tomorrow night at 450° F).
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