By Todd Clay Stuart — "Kenzie thinks the sun is a hoax but has no problem believing her cat can tell when she’s pregnant."

What a perfect baby, Petra’s baby. Perfect dimples, gummy smile all socialized, customer-service cute. Heartbreaker, that one. Like his mother. Sometimes, he controls the weather, Petra tells me. T…

Between shows, you reapply your eye makeup, adjust the underwire in your scanty iridescent bikini top. You pinch off some Sara Lee crumb cake, but not too much or you’ll have to do an extra half hour ...