Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Just never, ever drive again. And then graph the value of your petrol tank like it was a Kiwisaver account. 020
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Was he holding a monkey paw at the time perhaps? 000
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If only the PM had the mental agility of these small children when he had to face off against Seymour. 1121
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Well, all his colleagues in caucus who know him best love and respect him. Y'know, in between calling emergency meetings to try and roll him. 010
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hey, I'm not in a position to turn down those big Soros bucks. 0110
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It was improbably good timing from Chloe though, I go through that crossing usually a couple of times per day, and that was the dumbest piece of driving I've seen there. 030
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hey, I was there waiting on my bike when that happened! 1130
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That doesn't make any sense. Why aren't they called Jizz Whales then? 150
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It IS the Unites States. It has always been the Unites States. 001
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"We're in a weird and wonderful world, where everything is different. Maybe outside, the polar ice caps have melted. Maybe there's fucking robots knocking about and Davina McCall's the new Pope. Maybe, you can download rice!" 000
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What about THE THICK OF IT? "Look, half an hour ago you were in with a shot! This is half an hour hence! We've fucking time-travelled, yes?" 100
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Now we know why they were scrambling on the " You know what? Bestiality ain't a big deal" policy. 000
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Is Starmer an aspirational figure for these people? 020
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comArrested Development: There Are Dozens Of UsALT: Arrested Development: There Are Dozens Of Us 000
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me, looking up, dreamily petting a dwarf elephant: hmmm? 090
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It feels right to me. I personally got murdered far more times than that under the last Labour government. 021
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Finally, the Marvel/DC crossover event we've been waiting for. 000
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Over the last decade I've done a complete 180 and now get upset when maps DO have NZ on them. 1121
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I can't believe we're losing such a talent in our government. 010
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ooh, I think this is the perfect time to let him out from under his rock. 010
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oh yeah? That's just what David Farrah *would* say. 010
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026But have we tried deliberately tanking our own economy? Surely that would make Iran and/or Trump back down? 000
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Dirty Work" will naturally be spread over two films. 020
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Can't wait until Disney launches the movie franchise. 110
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Booing your own son at his school is just the god-tier W loathing that I aspire to. 160
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026He definitely has a wookie thing going on, especially those front paws. 040
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Fuck you autocorrect, learn how to use an apostrophe. 000
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm not sure. I think Boy George may now be the Kid Rock of Boy George's. 100
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Anakin! You're so clever! I can't wait until your droid takes over the toils of my domestic servitude!" "Umm" 0100
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026That's only a problem if you've selected the wrong audience. 011
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Real "get me the manager" vibes. Who's gonna tell him? 1111
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hey, some of us get hungry in the middle of the night. 011
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I was going to say, how is he going to make a lot of money as a shit plumber? But look how much money he made as a shit CEO. 020
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Haven't you seen his "workshop"? Clearly the handyman gene has given this guy a big swerve. 130
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The US getting mired in an unwinnable war of choice on the other side of the world? How could anyone today relate? 021
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I can't tell if this narrator is Ron Howard or Cate Blanchett. 000
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The main reason we can't agree on infrastructure projects is because National can't imagine any infrastructure apart from multi-billion dollar roads with a negative cost/benefit ratio. 011
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I wonder how Germany's foreign relations would have gone if they voted in a fascist leader again in 1950? 010
Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I have a hell of a job fitting either one under my tongue though. 000
