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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Happy Charlie Brown Thanksgiving to all who celebrate

Still from "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving." Lucy holds a football for Charlie Brown, who is going to try to kick it, but be thwarted by Lucy pulling it away. In the foreground, I'm holding a plate with toast, jelly beans, popcorn, pretzels, and an ice cream sundae.

Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

The shuttering of the Institute of Museum and Library Services is going to wreck a lot of existing resources that see heavy use from library patrons. Below is just PA - this is happening in every state. saveimls.org

Chart displaying how federal funds are allocated by the PA State Library. Library catalogs, digital resources, delivery, programming is all at risk.

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

All their merch goes on sale today. I'm guessing there were a bunch of people in a warehouse last night frantically working seam rippers

Text from Chesapeake Baysox website: "Get Your Oyster Catchers Gear!

Fans will get their first look at Oyster Catcher merchandise starting on Saturday, March 22 at the Baysox FREE Family Fun Fest at Prince George’s Stadium. Fans interested in attending can claim their FREE tickets to the event."

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

And that, my friends, is why I'm a Eurovision sicko.

Screenshot from a Reddit (r/Eurovision) comment reading "In a world that's pretty much a cesspit we could all do with a little more bubblegum pop dedicated to dead dogs."

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Once again, The Onion called it over a hundred years ago

Headline from a fake Onion front page dated December 18, 1923. Reads:
"Listerine Company Invents, Cures Halitosis"
"'Fear Not This Ailment We Have Just Created,' Say Makers"
"New Era of Manufactured Insecurities Dawns"

yes, I am talking about the Tiktok ban

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Give the person who designed this pause-screen ad a raise

Pop-up ad during a paused streaming show: "Plan B pauses ovulation"

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow. But I must say: you steam a good tam.

Tamales on a plate covered in red chile sauce

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

We're making Nor'easters over here.

Nor'easter recipe (ingredients in photo)

2 oz bourbon
1/2 oz lime juice
1/2 oz maple syrup

Mix in a cocktail shaker with ice. Serve in a rocks glass with ice, and float ginger beer on top. Garnish with a lime slice.

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Dang, they're really trying to make an example of him, aren't they

Image of a plush of Luigi in a claw machine-type device. A labels marked "Cut 2 Win" runs across the top. They're not saying Luigi Mangione should be cut. Only a paranoid person would say such a thing.

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Wonderful Christmastime count: 0️⃣3️⃣

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

And on that note, the counter just flipped to 0️⃣1️⃣

Illustration of the Wong-Baker faces pain chart, running 0-10 with 0 being "no pain" and 10 the "worst pain possible." As of 12/5, the Wonderful Christmastime tally sits at 1.

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Bringing the salad to thanksgiving

Photo of rainbow-striped jello mold served on a bed of lettuce

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Post a perfect album from the '90s.

Cover of Imperial Teen's debut album Seasick.

Album cover has a solid block of yellow on the top two-thirds of the image, with a sky blue block in the bottom separated by a pink stripe. A horizontal navy blue stripe spans the image near the top, with the band's name in white text. The bottom quadrant of the image has a circular photo of a dolphin, with the album title in the bottom corner.

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

My Favorite Thing is Monsters volume 2 was totally worth the wait

Panel from Emil Ferris' My Favorite Thing is Monsters, V2.

Text box reads "I think that art and stories are the best inventions of human beings. The greatest way to be a strong, evil-defeating monster is to make art and tell stories."

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

Peep the first recommended article after this travesty of a publisher's note. Spineless.

Tail end of publisher's note attempting to justify not endorsing a candidate.

After an ad break, the first "popular opinions article" reads "Opinion: the double standard for Harris and Trump has reached a breaking point."

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

Welcome back, print journalism.

Center pages from the latest issue of The Onion. A man with "Sickos" printed on his shirt peers through a window while exclaiming "Yes ... Ha ha ha ... Yes!"

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 16/09/2024

a perfect album that came out when I was 21

Cover for the PJ Harvey album Stories From the City, Stories From the Sea

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 04/09/2024

If you see this, quote-post with a beach from your gallery

Shoreline overlooking Lake Erie, with a autumnal tree in the foreground

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 29/08/2024

I love my mix of Jay Ryan prints, Southwest-themed monstrosities, and items rescued from other people's garbage

Metal sculpture of a roadrunner with a lizard in its mouth

Illustration of family eating a giant hot dog

Large painting of three owls on a branch

Enormous painting of a white cat on a chaise lounge

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 24/08/2024

Though to be more accurate, this copy should be missing its cover.

Cover of Gordon Korman's novel I Want To Go Home. I smug kid reclines on a bunk while two other kids look on.

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 16/08/2024

Don't forget the kicker: "will you chip in?"

Text from Harris-Walz fundraising email: "Here's the deal, Toby: We can’t go back. We can’t go back to the way we all felt on that harrowing day in 2016 when Donald Trump was elected. Or how we felt throughout his chaotic and corrupt administration.

This team has a direct role in making sure we win. That’s why I’m asking:

Will you chip in [pun very clearly intended] $25 or more now to my campaign? So much is at stake in this race, and we cannot defeat Donald Trump without you."

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 07/06/2024

The Library of Congress Subject Headings are on it, albeit a little more formally:

Screenshot of subject headings for a book about farts, or "flatulence" in Library of Congress Subject heading parlance

Screenshot of subject headings for a book about butts, or "buttocks" in Library of Congress Subject heading parlance

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 08/04/2024

Cool dogs don't look at eclipses.

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Toby Greenwalt @tobyg.bsky.social · 26/03/2024

So glad you asked! We have a road trip coming up - perfect time to listen to everything all at once. I stuck magnets to the back so that we can map out our rankings.