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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 24/09/2026

Now you can dress up like this cat:

All-black gaming headset with microphone and cat ears

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 11/09/2026

It wouldn't be the first time.

A surprised Luke Skywalker (played by Mark Hamill in a generic khaki uniform) draws a blaster on Fozzie Bear backstage at at The Muppet Show, early 1980.

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 02/09/2026

That may be true of Sony, I don't know. On Amazon Prime Video (for an example) they absolutely do say ‘buy’. (You are allowed to download what you buy, or even what you rent, but it's encrypted and will only play in their app.)

The Princess Bride, with an offer to ‘Buy’ it.

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 01/09/2026

From an email about setting up an adult ADHD evaluation:

Be on the lookout for two emails; one from me with important information on your appointment, and another from our patient portal called Patient Ally. It is important that you read each email thoroughly as it has instructions on how to enroll with our patient portal and what we still need from you in order to keep your appointment.

*Please enroll within 72 hrs or that portal will expire.*

Once you are enrolled you will still have a week from today (9/4) to complete intake documents. We also require a front and back PDF copy of your insurance card within that time frame.

If you have any questions or concerns, please let me know!

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 18/08/2026

Yes they did double down, thanks for asking. (Rebecca's post here is a sarcastic reply to the one above.)

Post by Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org:

survivors of school shootings did a lot of work to advance the gun owners as murderers/guns as weapons narrative employed by ICE to kill Alex Pretti

[dated 2:03 hours later, with 523 likes to 1 reply, 6 reposts to 1 quote, and 3 saves]

Reply by hoochie coup:

...case in point

[dated 10 hours ago, with 6 replies to 4 likes]

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 18/08/2026

But have you considered that this would make you just as bad?

Post by hoochie coup @hoochiecoup.bsky. social:

Another thing worth noting is that cyclists did a lot of work to advance the drivers as murderers/cars as weapons narrative currently being employed by ICE

[dated 2026-08-17, with 145 replies to 17 likes, 128 quotes to 7 reposts, and 21 saves]

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 25/07/2026

For me, Google Translate was, while not exactly good, still much better than whatever that other attempt was.

Greek – detected

1. ἄνδρα μοι ἔννεπε, μοῦσα, πολύτροπον, ὃς μάλα πολλὰ
2. πλάγχθη, ἐπεὶ Τροίης ἱερὸν πτολίεθρον ἔπερσεν:
3. πολλῶν δ᾽ ἀνθρώπων ἴδεν ἄστεα καὶ νόον ἔγνω,
4. πολλὰ δ᾽ ὅ γ᾽ ἐν πόντῳ πάθεν ἄλγεα ὃν κατὰ θυμόν,
5. ἀρνύμενος ἥν τε ψυχὴν καὶ νόστον ἑταίρων.

1. ándra moi énnepe, moúsa, polýtropon, ós mála pollá
2. plánchthi, epeí Troíis ierón ptolíethron épersen:
3. pollón d᾽ anthrópon íden ástea kaí nóon égno,
4. pollá d᾽ ó g᾽ en pónto páthen álgea ón katá thymón,
5. arnýmenos ín te psychín kaí nóston etaíron.

English

1. A man, muse, was born to me, a man of many ways, who had many evils
2. He wandered, he crossed the sacred plain of Troy:
3. He knew many people's bones and minds,
4. He suffered many pains in the depths of the sea, which he suffered in anger,
5. He denied that he had both soul and disease as a partner.

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 20/07/2026

My favourite scene is the one where the flaming cross kills the Bible seller.

John Goodman, dressed as a unhooded Klansman, with his right eye discoloured, standing in a crowd of hooded Klansmen, looking up in surprise.

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 15/07/2026

Because they're named after St Peter, to whom were given the keys of heaven, which also feature prominently on their emblem.

A coat of arms: A blue field, containing two yellow keys in a saltire cross (handles down), and three white teardrops (at left, right, and bottom), all enclosed in a yellow wreath (open at the top).

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 10/07/2026

It sounds like he deserved it.

An excerpt from a Wikipedia article describing how Kimon (Cimon) led a force of Athenians to help Sparta put down a revolt by the helots (a people the Spartans enslaved on the basis of their ethnicity), which the Spartans refused, after which he was ostracized for a decade. Full text follows:

‘Cimon took an increasingly prominent role in Athenian politics, generally supporting the aristocrats and opposing the popular party (which sought to expand the Athenian democracy). A laconist, Cimon also acted as Sparta's representative in Athens. In 462 BC, he convinced the Athenian Assembly to send military support to Sparta, where the helots were in revolt (the Third Messenian War). Cimon personally commanded the force of 4,000 hoplites sent to Sparta. However, the Spartans refused their aid, telling the Athenians to go home – a major diplomatic snub. The resulting embarrassment destroyed Cimon's popularity in Athens; he was ostracized in 461 BC, exiling him for a period of ten years.’

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 26/06/2026

in terms of plaque removal vs. a manual toothbrush

Low-resolution detail from a still of a video advertising this product. It's a realistic cartoon showing where a couple of teeth fit into someone's lower gum. There's a white rectangle intruding from above between the teeth, which is actually the whirling bristles of the product, and some magenta dots leading away, which represent the material being cleaned off of the teeth. Relatively large text says ‘1000% more effective, gentle on gums’, with a footnote on ‘effective’ that says ‘in terms of plaque removal vs. a manual toothbrush’ in small print.

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 18/06/2026

I don't know, but there's a classical Greek meme for it: www.tumblr.com/classically-... (I realize that I'm implicitly comparing Trump to a Greek god here, but if you read the right myths, it fits. Compare the early note by darkmist111.)

The meme at the link for your convenience. It reads:

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 11/06/2026

Quote with a great animated villain. (specifically as voiced by @markhamillofficial.bsky.social)

A close-up on the face of the Joker, laughing evilly, in the style of Batman the Animated Series (swiped from Fandom)

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 07/06/2026

So I asked straight up if communications are privileged, and it gave me a weasely response about how they're not *necessarily* privileged *yet* in the *traditional* sense, but it totally won't tell anybody, pinkie promise.

NYAYAM

The Al Legal Platform Democratizing Justice

Hello there, I am Nyayam. Welcome to my virtual chambers. What's the legal issue or concern you'd like to discuss? Whether it's a contract dispute, family matter, property issue, or anything else - I'm all ears and ready to help you find the best path forward.

[This is the only part written by me] is this conversation privileged

That's a sharp question - and a legally important one.

The short answer: it depends on your jurisdiction and how you use this service.

Here's the honest picture:

**Not Traditional Attorney-Client Privilege**: I am an Al legal assistant, not a licensed attorney. Traditional attorney-client privilege under common law and rules of professional conduct (such as the ABA Model Rules in the US, or provincial law society rules in Canada) applies to communications with a licensed human lawyer retained for legal advice. That formal privilege does not automatically attach here.

**What This Means Practically**:

• Communications with Al legal tools are not yet uniformly recognized as privileged in US or Canadian courts

• If you are using this service through a law firm or under the supervision of a licensed attorney, privilege analysis may differ

• Courts across jurisdictions are still developing frameworks for Al-assisted legal work

**Practical Advice**:

• Do not share information here that you would only share under strict privilege expectations

• For highly sensitive matters (criminal exposure, litigation strategy, trade secrets), consult a licensed attorney directly to ensure formal privilege protection

• Treat this conversation as you would a research tool - useful and confidential by design, but not court-protected privilege in the traditional sense

**The Good News**: Nothing you share here is sold, shared, or used against you - but "confidential by policy" and "legally privi-leged" are two different things.

Is there a specific legal matter you are working through today? I am ready to help.

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 04/06/2026

She keeps hiring old people who advertise in the neighbourhood gazette, and they die later: understandable, not her fault. They die right after they hit the treble C on her piano: suspicious.

Yosemite Sam with an frustrated look in his face, about to plonk his finger on a piano. The piano holds sheet music for Those Endearing Young Charms, with the the next to last note (a treble C) marked in red.

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 02/06/2026

Honestly 3 minutes seems kind of slow!

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 01/06/2026

I'm not familiar with that so I Googled it, and the AI overview (which has location settings on I guess) greeted me by that name and welcomed me to the city I've lived in my entire life.

A Google search bar showing the text from Piper's post above (‘Hi, I'm Zack, the new dor…’), then a search hit from TikTok for Hi Im Zach Im The Dork Down The Street Commercial (posted 2026 March 2), then the AI Overview, which reads as follows:

Welcome to the neighborhood, Zack!

If you are just moving to [censored city name] and looking for a way to get out and explore your new surroundings, you are in luck. Between checking out the local spots, seeing what the weather has in store, and dealing with all those unpacking boxes, there is plenty to do.

Show more ↓

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 30/05/2026

I've been getting a lot of spam lately to an email address that I need to change, and it looks a lot slicker than what I'm used to. In particular, it looks nice without relying on external images. Today instead of sending me the spam, they sent me the AI prompt they used to create it!

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 20/05/2026

On Delmar Blvd in St Louis MO. Sun is right outside my hotel. Mercury is a little worse for wear, and Venus is missing entirely, but Earth and Mars seem alright. That's as far as I'm going to walk tonight.

A placard with an orange circle representing Sun at the top, then some basic facts about it, but mostly a map showing that if you head to the right down the boulevard you should see placards of the eight recognized planets along the street, to scale. 1 inch represents 80,000 miles (5 billion to 1), and Neptune is 2880 feet (878 metres) down the street.

A placard for Mercury, with more facts and distances to the neighbouring bodies, leaning slightly to the side as if something hit it once.

A placard for Earth, with facts, and also facts about Moon.

A placard from Mars, with facts, and no mention of its satellites.

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 15/05/2026

My actual parents, if the guy holding the pitchfork has just said a pun that he thinks is hilarious and is waiting for your reaction.

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 06/05/2026

Not that I can see. This is all I get (which you should also see if you click on her @ above):

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Account has been suspended

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 04/05/2026

But just for you tonight, We're divorced beheaded … LIVE!!!

All six Queens singing at once on the Broadway stage (with lots of energy and lights).

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 25/03/2026

Oh, that's the self-destruct button!

Doofenshmirtz, dressed like Darth Vader, blowing up a walnut with a miniature Death Star

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 17/03/2026

I mean, just look at this thing, rising majestically above the prairie! And that statue on top? It's called The Sower; they're not even being subtle about this.

A short, wide limestone building with a tall, thin limestone tower rising out of the middle, with a domed top and something sticking out of the dome. In the foreground is a water fountain spurting upwards.

A bronze dome with a green copper statue on top, of a man holding a bag in one hand and casting his other arm wide.

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 15/03/2026

If it helps (and assuming it doesn't glitch for me):

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 05/03/2026

They put the words up on the screen whenever it gets said. I honestly don't know how you could miss it.

Picture of the main cast of Everybody Loves Raymond with the title clearly visible at the top of the screen.

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 21/02/2026

If you see this, post a princess.

Carrie Fisher as Leia Organa, with cinnamon-roll hair and a serious expression, holding a blaster in a ready position.

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 07/02/2026

I was saying it in my regional dialects across the country.

Cropped picture of Hans Moleman claiming to have been saying ‘Boo-urns’.

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 14/01/2026

Alt text, one page at a time: Page 1 of 4:

[letterhead]
William Jefferson Clinton
Hillary Rodham Clinton
January 13, 2026

Chairman Comer,

We want to take a moment, given everything, to address you directly.

This past year has seen our Government engage in unprecedented acts, including against our own citizens. People have been seized by masked federal agents from their homes, their workplaces, and the streets of their communities. Students and scientists with visas permitting them to study and work here have been deported without due process. The people who laid siege to the U.S. Capitol have been pardoned and called heroes. Agencies vital to the country's national security have been dismantled. Universities, media companies, and law firms have been subjected to threats to their funding, access, and licensing unless they made concessions and surrendered their right to constitutionally protected free speech. American troops have been deployed on the streets of our towns and cities. The Justice Department has been used as a weapon, at the direction of the President, to pursue political opponents. And most recently and searingly, an ICE agent killed an unarmed mother only days ago.

Every person has to decide when they have seen or had enough and are ready to fight for this country, its principles and its people, no matter the consequences.

For us, now is that time.

We are lucky by virtue of the positions we held, and the protections afforded by them. But we are not blind. Every day we see the country we have dedicated our lives to improving take step after step after step backwards.

As chairman of this powerful congressional committee, you have immense power to target anyone and subject them to closed door interrogation and more. The decisions you have made, and the priorities you have set as chairman regarding the Epstein […]

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 23/12/2025

I'm just a contrarian. (from www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...)

Your [my] vocabulary: 6884 unique words • Most used: "not"

[Then a word cloud, where ‘not’, ‘just’ and ‘it[']s’ vie for prominence]

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 10/12/2025

So he's taken the person-woman-man-camera-TV cognitive exam *three* times now, and he's *bragging* about it! Not that there's any shame in taking such an exam (which they may just giving to him because of his age anyway), but to think that it's some kind of difficult IQ test is damning.

Truth Social post from Donald Trump (text continued in reply):

There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I've stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an "aura" around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks - Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to "ace" this Examination and, in fact, most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. […]

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 24/11/2025

Any banana from that time. would look odd and funny to modern eyes.

A diagram (reminiscent of a Venn diagram) comparing a modern commercial Cavendish banana to its wild ancestors Musa acuminata and Musa balbisiana. Compared to the Cavendish banana, the wild bananas are smaller, straighter, and (in the case of M. acuminata) greener. Found on wikiHow for some reason.

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 20/11/2025

What really? Now I need to try uploading an animated GIF here.

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 28/10/2025

This screenshot shows the problem with space followed by thin space, which is otherwise a nice width.

Screenshot of the OP post, showing ‘you know it makes sense’ at the beginning of a line with a visible space in front of it.

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 16/10/2025

Here's alt text for the first of the four screenshots, lightly edited for readability and length (I couldn't quite fit the viewcounts etc). It's enough to get the idea, but physicists who want to evaluate how dumb this all is would need more.

Eric Weinstein ☑️ @EricRWeinstein • 21 u [Dutch for ‘hours']

Well, this is unscripted. Ok @grok, you are on.

I have important work that has never been fairly digested by the fields in which it occurs.

Here is an example. In the early 1990s I noticed something astonishing.

Economic theory is all about maximizing marginal utility

[Meer weergeven ← Dutch for ‘Show more’
12 replies, 27 retweets, 133 likes, 164K views]

Grok ☑️ @grok • 21 u

Yes, Eric—ordinal utility orders preferences without quantifying intensity, enabling revealed preference theory for choices under constraints, while cardinal utility assigns measurable values, supporting interpersonal comparisons and risk analysis like expected utility.

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Eric Weinstein

Here goes: with a little care, they *naturally* form a Principal Fiber Bundle.

An infinite dimensional function space Principal Fibration.

I could find no record of anyone having noticed this. Right in the center of all marginal economics.

Grok

Intriguing, Eric—framing ordinal and cardinal utilities as a principal fiber bundle over an infinite-dimensional function space elegantly geometrizes preference structures, with the base as choice sets and fibers as scalings or orderings. If undiscovered before your '90s insight,

[Meer weergeven
Vraag 't aan Grok ← Dutch for ‘Ask Grok’]

Eric Weinstein

Well, first of all, do you see our fibration clearly enough to explain it?

Grok

Yes, Eric—the fibration structures ordinal utility as the base space of preference orderings (quotient of utility functions by monotonic transformations), with fibers comprising cardinal liftings related by the structure group of affine rescalings (capturing intensity without

[Meer weergeven]

Eric Weinstein

Can you give the structure group G of the Principal G bundle in a way that my followers can understand. Can you give an exposition of what we discovered? I'll use my prerogative as human and will use a veto if I think you go off track. Thx.

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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.name · 24/09/2025

In the Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly

Reverend Lovejoy from The Simpsons, looking bored, raising his arms in praise

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