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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Also given the one where all the pro trump guys are seems incredibly easy to hack
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I didn’t say it was, just pointing out that a massive artist playing a show in London isn’t necessarily the best gauge of a healthy music scene there
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I mean, other than the fact that brexit means that loads of smaller independent acts can no longer come here and just tour Europe instead…
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Anything off Iconoclasts by Anna Von Hausswolff, she’s an absolute genius. Comfortably the best live performance I saw last year: I’d go “aging young woman” for a yazoo-ish new wave song, or “stardust” for an Ibiza banger done by a classical musician?
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Tbf that combo of fouling and refereeing made for a type of entertainment
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Me too! Wonks me out for single sided, two handed sports (cricket, golf) thankfully I don’t feel any need to play these
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
He passed the ball even when he was at his peak! Incredible player
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Football heritage demands a hoddle-style one at a time meeting with each player individually, with the most erratic players informed near the end
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This has truly changed everything
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Listening to this pod at the moment, and now I have to do the last 5 mins knowing Caley has got a BRIGHT RED shirt on.
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I mean, this is actually an example of poor data collection, because there is no way the Gyok goal is “set piece XG”. They gain an advantage from having players up the pitch but the play is in no way set; the ball is live!
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Specifically beating England in the final lest ye forget how funny it really was
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Have you tried the new neurosis record yet? It fuckin rips!
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Alex Dimitri Song Billong. Any season at Arsenal really, I just loved him.
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Small dollop in your eggs, eat the rest off a spoon from the fridge over the next 5 days.. easy!
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Lol nope sorry that’s something they are going to have to learn via experience I’m afraid
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I’d second this, and then I’d simplify it right down to “if you put 5% salt by weight on veggies and leave them you’ll be safe”
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Also the original “tactical” attempt at this was POMO right? Hoof it at the box and hope for the best
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Cc @michaelcaley.bsky.social It’s another no need to move house transfer… but with extra steps!
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
That Emery effect is crazy!! I can’t believe how clearly you can see it here
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Oh man if this was the 90s they would’ve had the decency to have a documentary crew filming this
A very stupid documentary about the first American owner of an English football club
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I too would like to see Eze take up the “kick the ball into the net every time you get it” role Rogers appears to have taken on recently!
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Maddening isn’t it? Google maps doesn’t default to stations when you’re searching for a location either, like I’m going to drive instead of taking the tube…
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
You have made a good choice! Getting killed is really really excellent.
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Loved this anecdote being chucked into the newsletter today and then immediately back to analysis, great stuff
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
35 miles is a long way! I think if you’re having issues (pain, discomfort) unrelated to cardio look into bike fit as a priority, it’ll change your life. Otherwise just try and be consistent; just being out there regularly will lead to improvement, even if you don’t always push your distance limits.
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Get him up front for the Arsenal, imagine him on set pieces!
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
This actually isn’t true, sorry! You can sometimes get little red bananas in African and Afro-Caribbean shops in the UK though, and those are AMAZING. Like concentrated banana flavoured fudge.
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
KDH was good then?
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Vittles for London!
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I hated riding my road bike because it was so uncomfortable, and just being out there and enjoying it on my new bike is way more valuable.
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
For what it’s worth, I got rid of my road bike and just have gravel now, with bigger tyres than yours (40mm). Comfort & enough gears will definitely be faster than 1-tooth jumps for cadence and a more “aero” position
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Literally anything by oasis
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
To be fair, the _good_ American authors on Thai food I’ve read(Andy Ricker, Austin Bush are the ones who spring to mind) do this in lots of detail in their book intros, which you might not see in an online version
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Leeds - @luurealale on insta I think
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Might wanna have a look at your pass efficiency decimal places by the looks of it!
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
He says as he knowingly zips up his full wetsuit with hood and jumps down the slide
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Got heckled in the street on a night out by the baristas of my favourite coffee shop who were also out. Shouted my order at me across the street, it was amazing.
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
“Just the five sugars for me, love” as a response was the thing that really blew my mind tbh
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Me too, went to uni in Leeds though and was initially thoroughly confused by old blokes calling me (and the builders also queueing for a tea) love
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Yorkshire!
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Original skinheads were great, the whole point was to dress like the Jamaican reggae & ska artists (& the rude boys) they listened to. The fashion of the subculture was co-opted by the far right in the 80s.
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
He looks like Jim Jones!
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
There’s a joke about this in it’s always sunny where they refer to it as “dropping a hard J”
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I’m amazed his xg/ 90 isn’t higher if he’s scored 11 goals in 8 consecutive games!
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Momotaro!
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Honestly, I wish a baby Guinness wasn’t as delicious as it is but sometimes you’ve just got to accept that perfection exists
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I’ve mentioned this elsewhere before but the one that gets me is Jorginho’s coordination, balance & quick feet. Yeah he’s slow, but he can control a ball from any angle, when it’s underneath him etc etc. unlike anyone else. It’s a type of athleticism and a big part of what makes him so good.
else.xn--its-so0a
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toby-sr.bsky.social @toby-sr.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I have started to read the title sarcastically, like “Expecting _goals_ were you? From a double pivot newsletter?!”
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