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Pup Tobias

@tobiasthepup.bsky.social
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vers 🏳️‍🌈🐶🐾💦🦶🏻💪🏼 33, he/him, AuDHD, 🏠 ATL “If they give ya hell, tell em go fuck themselves” —Halestorm

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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 1h
Seeing ppl talk about how they’ve 100%ed the game already while i’m still in the middle of Act 1 for my first path
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 14h
News: “Something else has been recalled due to possible salmonella contamination.” Me:
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Bad Janet: Who Could've Predicted That?
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Georgia Kennel Club @gakennelclub.bsky.social · 16h
Happy Pride Week yall! If you're itchin to get the ATL Pride party started, dont forget Pup Pride Night @ Heretic THIS WEDNESDAY. Bring your out of towners and the energy that makes the GA pet community so special and shake your tails on the dancefloor with us! See ya there! 10/7/26 10pm-3am
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DAY 2 OF INSOMNIA, GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 2 OF INSOMNIA
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watching AHS: Apocalypse, and I didn’t even realize Madison was in Hell — I thought she was just working a typical detail in retail ☠️
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Either I ate WAY too much or i’m pregnant with triplets. Maybe both
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nacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
waiter: would you like more water me: yes, thank you :) waiter: *lifts cup* me: thank you :) waiter: *pours water* me: thank you :) waiter: *puts cup back on table* me: thank you :) waiter: me: thank you :)
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pack hotpot/kbbq date 🥰
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Is soup a full meal” girl you are a productivity app targeted to ADHD people, these answers are gonna be 80% “uh yeah duh”
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spotify playlist: [contains 31 hrs 7 mins worth of songs] Spotify shuffle: “Sorry boss, best i can do is cycle through the same 6 songs over and over”
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You’d really think after the 70th time i responded to someone saying “brb, gotta pee” by opening my mouth wide ppl would stop reacting like
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vicious predator on the hunt
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just nearly got side-swiped by Atlanta’s Pride Bus… glad to hear they chose a gay driver 🙂‍↕️
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The shortlist of books I intend to read for Spooky Month, in approximate order (subject to change by whim)
“October Books: Playground 1 and 2, Tender Is the Flesh (no i never finished it, sue me), Horrorstor, an undecided number of Junji Ito graphic novels, The Shining, and Doctor Sleep”
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The ADHD tip to text/email things to yourself is great bc it comes with the additional dopamine rush of receiving a notification 2 secs later and going “ooh what did i get”
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Pup Vesi @pupvesi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mean Girls: October 3rd with Cady & Aaron
ALT: Mean Girls: October 3rd with Cady & Aaron
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My tongue has been INCREDIBLY naughty, just fyi
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Was cleaning out my phone’s storage and found where I was trying to decide my pup name yeeeaaarrsss ago 🐶
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think a major contributor, and maybe even catalyst, of the state of the world today is that people see knowledge as something to memorize, not to understand. Math, science, history, linguistics — if all you’re doing is memorizing, then you don’t possess knowledge, you just have some fun facts.
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spooky mode, ACTIVATE
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: [completely blind while cutting onions for dinner] Nacho: “Aww it’s okay, they’re going to onion heaven”
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nice weather? Park? Lake? Book? Yes please 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Look man i’ve got no delusions about the size of my dick, I know it’s not the biggest, and I’ve never really been too self conscious about it But having my pics reblogged by a “small dick appreciation” page is a whole new level of offense, like wtf bro really 😭😭😭
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Feeding people food to dogs under the table and watching them gobble it down in 0.37 seconds is one of life’s greatest pleasures tbh
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you recognize the ominous foreshadowing in a story and can’t do anything to stop the horror that is unfolding
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Only 2 days til Spooky Book Season and i still don’t know what I’m gonna read. I’m way behind on my reading goal for the year, so i’m thinking to boost my numbers i’ll focus on novellas and graphic novels — my collection of Junji Itos is crying for some attention
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HR voice: “Why are you interested in this position?” Well, I’ve always been very passionate about not starving to death
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My favorite types of horror movies are ones where even the viewer is unsure who the good guy is or who is actually right, so you’re constantly asking “who’s actioned are justified?”
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another reason I’m glad i moved: in Columbia I had to go far out of my way to see ppl doing things, whereas Atlanta actually feels like ppl live here constantly.
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Loving Fortune’s Weave so far, it’s such a step up from Three Houses. Also I love my brutal headshot grandmommy, she scares me :3
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Fire emblem fortunes weave troy gun
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nacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh to be a rooster so it was socially acceptable to start the day with screaming
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Was told that my WFH comfy outfit looked good today 🥰
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s such a nice day out, why am i stuck inside workinggggg 😭
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Atlanta Pup Dresden @pupdresden.fuckedup.farm · 26/09/2026
Wag.
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why did none of yall tell me James Islington had a new book coming out? Do you even love me??? 😭
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh look, they’ve brought Jill Stein back out of cold storage for the midterms. Now we get to put up with that disingenuous psyop cretin for the next couple months, plus all the overly-gullible liberals that have yet to recognize her pattern or purpose. Im exhausted already 🫩
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I find it endlessly amusing that Republicans have devastated our economy to such a point that the only viable way to survive is by sharing as few bedrooms as possible w as many people as possible. Government-enforced polyamory, courtesy of the Trump administration 😌😂
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kimi stole a toy from Nala and has taken to gently carrying it around and protecting it. We’ve started calling it her baby, and it is the absolute most precious thing, she loves this cat toy so much
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you ever think AI couldn’t possibly steal your job, think again 😢
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
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nacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
life is a road and i’m a confused waymo frozen at a lane change causing a traffic jam
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Non-ADHDers always have such insightful ideas about overcoming ADHD that always sound like “have you considered increasing the company’s revenue” and “i could win against a gorilla barehanded if i just went beastmode” and its just so fucking tiring to see over and over you know
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IT’S OFFICIALLY “SLEEP WITH THE WINDOWS OPEN” SEASON THESE BLANKETS ARE ABOUT TO BE FEELING SO FUCKING GOOD
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Screaming Lady's Slinet Scream
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
>Woman stops officer from searching house without warrant >Arrested for obstruction of justice >Gets harassed online, somebody posting her kid’s unredacted juvenile records and AI porn deepfakes of her >Its the officer >Police dept “investigating” officer, no plans to drop her charges 🗣️ACAB 🗣️
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Deputy on leave after allegations he created Facebook page to harass woman he arrested
Natasha Lopez told Channel 2 Action News she spent months trying to uncover who was behind a series of posts on an anonymous Facebook page that she says repeatedly targeted her.
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Working hard AND hardly working #humpday #holepoleandsoles #pupplay #gaypup #howmanyhashtagscanifit
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Working hard AND hardly working #humpday #holepoleandsoles #pupplay #gaypup #howmanyhashtagscanifit
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now son… i’m gonna hold your hefty himbo cock when i tell you this…
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ooh lord Dog, these pics I just took 🥵 but if yall want to see them you’ll have to wait for hump day 😇 (Side note, why doesn’t Bsky have a skeet scheduling function yet? Watch me totally forget to post on wednesday 😅)
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Pup Tobias @tobiasthepup.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And I’m sure it goes without saying, but if I go through and like a bunch of your dick pics instead, that is a not-so-subtle hint that I want you to impregnate every orifice you can fit it in, thx
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