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Tobias.

@tobiasisabel.bsky.social
115 followers 120 following 103 posts

HPD. FAFO. ((I'm not real. Neither are you. This is all part of my imagination. CDRP account.))

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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Watching you peasants like this because I have a generator:
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Ponke Ponkesol: Judgmental Volturi Nobles
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Man in Sunglasses Wakes Up in Car
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Not right now, no.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Blob fish looking fucker doesn't even make sense. But okay. You're also a try-hard edgelord that smells like shit and looks like an unfinished coloring book with your stupid ass tattoos. And your porn killed my hard on.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Yes please.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Thanos Says Everything - Infinity War
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You mean that fat chick, Jade? You're related to her now too?
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You're related to a Sh’Zaul now?
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John Travolta Looking Around Confused
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh, it’s you. And yeah, don't worry, it’s always on. Thanks for the reminder.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Yeah she is. One thigh could smother an elephant.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What the fuck are you talking about, fatty?
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Hulk Hogan Says Hell Yea Brother
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Bring on the foreplay.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I bet you think you are, incest boy.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
With what? An insult? A poker? A lighter?
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Who are you? You look familiar.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It’s my star quality.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What the fuck
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
So.
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फूलदेना Sumit Bhyan: प्यार का इजहार
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You're laughing, but I'm serious. Isn't that what submissive, obedient wife does? Bow to her husband’s every whim?
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Does this mean if I marry you, you’ll cook for me and have sex with me whenever I want?
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
((He would have deserved it.))
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
((I was stalking profiles and saw something like this on a few, so I decided to go ahead and do one for Tobias, since ICly he would never let anyone have this much detail about him.))
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
hot DAYUMM
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Everyone’s an edgelord.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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European Robin Perched on Branch
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Do you realize that self-control exists, and you could have stopped responding if you wanted her to shut up?
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sluts and hoes. Hoes and sluts.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It fits!
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I didn't know his name. But he treated me real well the other night.
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Yes Hamster Eating Carrot Enthusiastically
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Well, if you manage to snatch him up, he's good with his tongue. You'll enjoy him.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Don't worry your tig bitty self, I know who he is now.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'll make you squeal like a pig.
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Stitch Licks with Tongue Out
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Looking forward to the next time we see each other. I'm gonna enjoy that mouth again.
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Kermit The Frog's Hilarious Hip Thrust & Thumbs Up
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Don't be like that, bby.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Nah, he gave me a great blow job, and I wanted to compliment his cock sucking abilities.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh cool, thanks for the info.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hello. Does anyone know who this guy is?
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Anyone know this guy’s name?
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hey, I know a couple of people that need to have some demons exercised out of them.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Genetics. Genetics made the rule. But if you want to turn your family tree into a wreath and have kids with 8 toes, crooked spines, and shrunken heads with lifelong developmental disorders, go ahead.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
According to Google Translate, you said
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Khyis Says 'Shine, Shine, Shine'
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Yes, you're nasty as fuck. Add that to the list.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I don't speak Japanese. Do you represent the entire country of Japan? Because if you do, I'm second guessing my decision to buy a mail order bride from your country.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What in the backwoods, swamp water, hilly billy as fuck is going on? Are these the modern-day Habsburgs? Are they going to start producing inbred, jut-jawed, peppercorn-nut children?
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Incest say what.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I knew I was irresistible.
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Oh. Here, I’ll use someone else.
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a man in a suit is screaming and saying how dare you .
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Tobias. @tobiasisabel.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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a woman in a pink shirt is speaking into a microphone and says " how dare you "
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