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Toasted Almond

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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My thought on the penalty for City A 40 pt deduction this yr & a 50% decrease on what they are allowed to spend over the next three years. Using SCR as a baseline they could only spend only 43% of their football related revenue on player wages.
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Somebody clearly fell asleep
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah I think it probably depends on what the club has told Willy. In Farke-speak I can’t imagine the club giving Willy anything more than, “we’re hopeful that we can get someone in”
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pretty ballsy of them to not keep this under wraps. If it doesn’t happen, we’ll look like a bunch of muppets
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Players under Farke typically take 6-8 games to bed in, so not worried
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I never got the impression that he was serious about Leeds.
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Or a chant of, “Pedo”
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Nothing like a rumor to liven up offseason boredom
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I do expect that we will get outbid on players by the likes of Coventry, Hull and Ipswich, but that’s all good. It’s their funeral.
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It makes the so called experts look like a bunch of muppets. Six games ago, many experts picked Leeds to roll over for Spurs and West Ham
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Seems daft that with Pep and Iraola leaving, Farke will have the fifth high tenure among Prem managers. With the constant churn I hope we can keep around. #MOT #lufc
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Kenan Thompson Eating Popcorn on SNL
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
And Spurs are really a banging good team that has just had too many injuries and poor calls. 🤣🤣🤣
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I loved Pat Morita in the Karate Kid, but football wise I think his best years are behind him
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Mr Miyagi Nodding in The Karate Kid
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Being wrong never felt so good, am I right?
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
He’s not just any stationary object, he’s our stationary object. #ALAW
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
And a Buonanotte sighting! 🐳
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Draw 1-1. Don’t expect much in the way of offense but we get a penalty awarded through VAR. Eventually we have to get one of those decisions, right?
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
So basically god will be in hell with Trump. This is so on brand
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I think we can draw our way to five points and stay up, but I’m hopeful we can do 8-10.
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Also unlike these other clubs Spurs will need to play for the win, which might open the game up for Leeds.
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
For sure, one variable in this relegation battle that we can’t control and which I’d rather not depend on is if another club (Spurs?) goes absolutely adrift and saves us through their ineptitude. #lufc
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
What worries me the most is that we haven’t scored in four straight league games. We still need to win a couple of fixtures to get clear and that’s not going to happen unless we can put the ball in the net. #lufc
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It’s not a must win game. It’s is a must win for the supporters to settle us all down.
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I wrote another short blog article for the Bisexual Resource Center on the occasion of B+ Health Awareness Month. It’s my Bi letter. It talks about not staying in my own head & about benefiting from having a place to talk about my #bisexuality @ hear affirming voices. biresource.org/dear-fellow-...
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Dear Fellow Bisexual: You are Not Alone – Bisexual Resource Center
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
When is the last time he’s played this many minutes? Credit to the physio team but at this point in the season Farke never takes him out because of his off the ball contributions.
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I see possibly 8-9 points for them based on their current form. Based on that we would be clear of them with six points.
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I wrote a short blog article for the @biresource.bsky.social on the occasion of Bi+ Health Awareness Month, talking about coming out to my healthcare providers as a bi man #bisexual biresource.org/why-does-it-...
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Why Does It Matter: A Bi Man Comes Out to His Medical Providers – Bisexual Resource Center
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
At least when we were in the Champo there was a kind of vain hope things could get better in the Prem. Being in the Premier League with these refs and VAR is like having a shit sandwich every week and having someone tell you this is as good as it gets. #LUFC
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I hate that I’m this happy about a draw. From the shameful officiating to the poorly taken pen and yet at the end we were resolute. A good point. #lufc
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
It’s the hope that kills you
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Anyone other than Arsenal I like our chances in a home tie.
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I’m really struggling to decide who has accumulated more bad karma. Forest or Spurs?
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Have you honestly ever heard Farke say “I got it wrong.” I don’t remember it
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Part of me wonders if he’s just knackered. He seems slower to the ball. When’s the last time he’s played this much and Farke is playing him 90-100 minutes a game now.
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
It was reflex and he made a mistake. Given the lackluster way we played, this was the risk we took, that the game would be decided by one mistake
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The kind of game that makes you feel rage at pretty much everyone from Sunderland time wasters, to refs to our own players and Farke. Just so poor. I mean we’re probably still safe but that leaves a bad taste. #LUFC
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I am still waiting for a football match to break out #LUFC
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Leeds had spots in threatening positions but unfailingly tried for the extra pass only to lose possession or pass it backwards.
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
With a young keeper in goal for Sunderland, Leeds need to put shots in the box and ask more questions. They are making this way too easy for him
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Feel like we’re giving them too much respect
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Forest’s remaining fixtures are also pretty brutal, plus they have to play European football.
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Liverpool absolutely dire for most of this game
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
As a whole the Champ seems so much weaker this year. That said, who would have guessed that Sunderland would make such a go at it.
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
After the Wednesday game earlier this year, we all fretted that they were all crap. Moreover Cup competitions seem to historically bring out the worst in Leeds. Not saying we should be satisfied or happy w/it. But if we sold off every player who underperformed in a cup, we wouldn’t have a team #MOT
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Generally feel key players on our bench incl. Tanaka, Gnonto and Longstaff have off the pace when they’ve been given game time. It seems obvious Farke doesn’t have much confidence in them to alternately see out or grab the game. The FA cup seems like a great opportunity to have them get match fit
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
And now playing Sam Allardyce…Presenting Vitor Pereira!
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Apparently four managers in a year is a premier league record. I thought that Dyche would keep them up but now I’m feeling almost certain that they will go down. If they end up firing Pereira, I’m there for it. Five managers in a year it would be. I believe in you Forest! 🤣
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Have enjoyed this season so much more than I thought possible. It seemed like everyone was mentally preparing themselves for a miserable slog in the prem. Who knew, right?! #MOT #ALAW
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Toasted Almond @toastedalmond.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
He’s been off it
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