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@toadoracle.bsky.social
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29. they/them. 🔞NSFW and Dead Dove🪦🕊️🔞 mostly Arcane 🦋⚙️ and Hannibal/HEU 🌈🍖. incidental BG3, CoD, X-Men, JJBA, Witcher, and general horror. Fantasy dildo enthusiast. minors DNI please.

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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
A label on a tub of ice cream that reads "Cheam Creems" instead of cream cheese
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
the apple trend is so fitting for these two 👌🏻
Mads Mikkelsen as Tristan in the film King Arthur. He is eating a slice of apple off his knife.
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I'm sorry you're having a bad time 🫂
A photo of a wooden picnic table in a very green clearing in the woods. The overlaid text reads: "no longer accepting dms, you'll have to communicate with me via mycelium network"A photo of a frog absolutely slathered in mud. The caption reads: "Unbothered. Wet. Happy. In my goop. Slopped up. Squelching."
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham sitting across from one another during a therapy session
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
They have joined my Hannibal pin shrine :)
A banner displaying my collection of (mostly) Hannibal themed-pins
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Hannibal pin and sticker by @vorpaelyzis.art arrived safe and sound!
Top: a metal pin designed to look like an envelope and post card spattered with blood. The envelope's flap says "Eat the Rude" with a human heart below it, and the post card shows Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham doing murder husband things. 

Bottom: a holographic sticker of Hannibal as a cat 😺
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I made this at 6:30 this morning, in case anyone was wondering what I think about immediately upon waking CW mentioned mpreg
In the foreground is Season 2 Jayce Talis (filthy and haggard edition). The text bubble above him says, "'Good thing I'm a boy and cant get pregnant' I said."

In the background is Arcane Herald Viktor, looming ominously at the end of a hastily sketched hallway. The text bubble above him says, "'Hello' said the boy impregnator."
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Anyway I'm very much feeling like this right now:
A commonly memed scene from the movie Brother Bear.
Panel 1: An elderly bear says, "This year, I lost my dear husband, Edgar."
Panel 2: From off-screen, Edgar shouts, "Quit telling everyone I'm dead!"
Panel 3: The elderly bear says, "Sometimes I can still hear his voice."
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Hoooooooly shit
Wide eyed blushing emoji
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
if you see this post, your flags ✨
Bisexual flag. Stripe colors from top to bottom: pink, purple, blueTrans flag. Stripe colors from top to bottom: blue, pink, white, pink, blueGenderqueer flag. Stripe colors from top to bottom: purple, white, greenAn alternate version of the androgyne flag. Stripe colors from top to bottom: gray, blue, gray, pink, gray
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Hoooooooly shit
giant wide-eyed mega flush emoji
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Bonus:
A pair of flies getting nasty on the hood of a white pickup truck
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Some pics from work today. All the recent rain has resulted in an abundance of mushrooms.
A brown oak leaf and brown pine needles on the forest floor with their edges covered in small white growths, possibly a type of slime moldA jelly-like translucent white fungus (snow fungus) growing on a rotting logA trio of brightly colored mushrooms. They are red at the center of the caps and fade to orange at the edges. Likely Genus Amanita.Redring milkweed, one of the most delightfully orb-shaped flowers in existence. They look like perfect spheres made up of tiny white flowers.
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Omg that looks amazing. I've wanted to make these for ages but haven't gotten around to it. They're my favorite part of any ramen. Also, eating them makes me feel like one of those egg-eating snakes.
An egg-eating snake doing what it does best (eating an egg).
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I'm with Hannibal on this one. They look very pettable.
Hannibal Lecter (Mads Mikkelsen) petting a sheep
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Jayce in the astral plane with a speech bubble that makes it look like he's dying the quoted post
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I maintain that he has strong planarian vibes
Behold, the Planarian Herald: Arcane Herald Viktor with the face of a planarian overlaid over his face.
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
"The bill narrowly passed the House Committee on State Agencies and Governmental Affairs on Tuesday after 14 people spoke against it and no member of the public spoke for it." oh come ON
Senate Bill 486 would allow Arkansans to sue for damages if they encounter someone in a bathroom, changing room, shelter or correctional facility who does not align with the “designated sex” of the restroom. The bill narrowly passed the House Committee on State Agencies and Governmental Affairs on Tuesday after 14 people spoke against it and no member of the public spoke for it.
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Was in [name of closest city] today for a doctor's appointment and decided to stop by the record store there before heading home. I'm glad I did because I snagged this absolute banger.
A record titled "Sounds of North American Frogs: The Biological Significance of Voice in Frogs." The sleeve is green and has a black and white illustrated frog next to a set of concentric circles indicating sound ripples.
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Viktor chest hair my beloved
Giant wide-eyed blushing-face emoji
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Very pleased that my pins and keychain from @mapurl.bsky.social arrived earlier this week!
2 enamel pins. Left pin shows cosmic JayVik smooching as they both hold Jayce's rune and prepare to destroy it. Right pin shows half of Viktor face and half of the Arcane Herald's face.A transparent keychain depicting Arcane Herald Viktor in the style of stained glass. I held it in front of a lamp to show off the colors better :)
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Art prints and stickers from @shadycryptid.bsky.social :)))))
3 art prints depicting Viktor and Jayce from Arcane/LoL. Center is a larger art print depicting MH Viktor and some weird fishes. Left is a small print with Arcane Herald Viktor and post-chasm Jayce overlaid with puzzle pieces showing their younger versions. Right is a small print with Viktor overlaid with pieces of his Machine Herald form.
2 stickers. Left is an irritated-looking Machine Herald with the caption AUTISM. right is Jayce Giopara hunched over in the froggy chair.
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Oooooh I've been enlightened
The galaxy brain image - blue guy with rays of light coming out of his head
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
More pics from today, featuring my lunch spot and my new boots
A dogwood tree in bloom photographed from below with a backdrop of a pine tree and the blue sky behind it.A person sitting on the tailgate of a white truck with their feet kicked up and legs crossed. In the background is a gravel road with a creek crossing and some forest.
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
It was a gorgeous day for fieldwork today even though the abundance of pollen was making me cough and sneeze
A patch of fern fronds unfurling from the forest floorA clear creek with a rocky bottom flowing through a forest. The surrounding trees are beginning to leaf out for spring.A dwarf crested iris, a pale purple flower with small markings in dark purple, yellow, and white.A small green plant popping up out of the pine needle litter and unfurling its leaves. Possibly a rattlesnake fern.
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Since tick season is upon us and everyone calls AH Viktor a bug, I bring you this
Ekko about to smack Viktor with the z drive, but the z drive has been overlaid with a bottle of maxi DEET bug spray
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Inspired by a convo with @weirdeaux.bsky.social :)
Top panel: Jayce and Viktor forehead touch scene, zoomed out.

Bottom panel: Jayce and Viktor forehead touch, zoomed in, with the caption "Omg besties!!!"
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Forgot to post when it arrived a few days ago but my Jayvik pin from @souluxii.bsky.social is so pretty!!!
An enamel pin showing Jayce's hand clasping Viktor's wrist while they are floating around in the arcane in their swirly rainbow pastel bodies. Viktor's hand cradles the acceleration rune.
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
"Would you still love me if I was a worm?" The worm in question:
Arcane Herald Viktor with a planarian face edited over his face
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Realized last night as I was falling asleep that Arcane Herald's angular head shape reminds me of a planarian
Two planarians, a type of flatworm with an angular head and visible eye spots.Arcane Herald Viktor
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
S1 Jayce Talis from Arcane being pretty
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham gazing intently at each other while Hannibal cradles Will's face. From the "social worker in a horse" episode.
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
He's just like me fr
My hand holding a blue rescue inhaler
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
HELP idk what this means I wasn't here for it, I only watched the show like two months ago It does seem correct though, Jayce was my fave from the start and I love him in all his many forms
A screenshot of a uQuiz result.

jayce talis pfp war

you love inside jokes and having a tight knit friend group. you feel most alive when the group chat is online and giggling together. you do not PLAY when it comes to jayce talis or jayce giopara, you always believed in him even though he was written into a corruption arc in season 1. you're patiently waiting for your man (jayce) to return from war (have merch of him)
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
My gf supports my new hyperfixation wholeheartedly and got me this shirt for my birthday, I'm in love
A dark green shirt depicting Viktor from Arcane holding a can of Dr. Pepper and the text "Viktor Nation, how we feeling?"
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Finally got my record player and speakers set up. I was procrastinating on doing the wiring from the receiver to the speakers, but it was actually so much easier than I expected (did it in like 15 minutes while buzzed). Still need to get something (milk crates?) to set the speakers on top of.
A record player setup with hip-height speakers on either side and a collection of records on the bottom shelf.
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Without downloading any new pictures where are you at mentally
A screenshot of Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3 covered in blood and looking pretty haggard. The image is overlaid with a screenshot of a Tumblr post from user alreadyontomorrow that says, "I will serve cunt again just give me a Minute"
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Found this fun lil mug on Etsy. Was trying to think of the first thing I should drink out of it, and the obvious answer was sweetmilk. What the hell is sweetmilk? I still don't know, but someone on reddit said it sounded similar to Dutch anijsmelk, so that's what I made. Pleasant if you like aniseed
A mug recreating the "Man of Progress" design from Arcane, but it has been altered to say "Men of Progress" and has both Jayce and Viktor on it instead of just Jayce. The mug is full of anijsmelk.
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Tetrazzini learned a new trick.
A calico cat climbing the shelves of an empty cabinet like a ladder.The cat has reached the second shelf of the cabinet ladder and is standing awkwardly while trying to figure out her next move.Success: she has reached the top of the cabinet and can now hear the rodents scurrying around in my ceiling! She sits proudly, looking up at the ceiling. Her face seems to say, "I see no god up here...other than ME!"
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
It rained heavily earlier this week and all the creeks are high. Beautiful, and so loud I could hear it all the way up at the top of the hill. Almost made it worth going into work on a Saturday (almost).
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Beautiful foggy morning at work earlier today
A photo of a foggy field with scattered trees. The sun is rising, and its light is diffused by the fog.A feathery-looking stalk of tall grass with beads of dew all over it.
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
My gf made Viktor and Jayce in the Sims 4 (not pictured: she also made Johnny Silverhand, me, and herself)
Viktor Arcane as a Sim. The caption says "here's his completed everyday look"The Sims Custom Gender settings for Jayce. His name and the setting "This Sim will be able to: become pregnant" are circled in pink hearts. "Jaybe!" is written in pink cursive on the side.
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Tonight's dinner: dal makhani and jeera (cumin) rice
A yellow bowl containing jeera (cumin) rice and dal makhani. The rice fills the left third of the bowl, and the dal fills the right two thirds of the bowl.
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Heh
Reposted by hex
Hank Green @ hankgreen.bsky.social
Need a break from today? Well, in the replies to this, people posted a bunch of things that aren't dicks that look like dicks.

Ellie @ topnotchdongs.bsky.social
Testing the white a bit more on miniatures, you can guess what's gonna be in the next drop 😅
A photo of a pile of dildos in shades of pink, blue, and white.
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I can't think of a witty caption for this but the similarities hit me while I was drinking my coffee this morning
Jayce Talis from Arcane in his caveman era scribbling all over the cave walls by the light of a fireCharlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia with a deranged look in his eyes standing in front of his conspiracy board covered with papers, writing, and red strings
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Me: I BELIEVE SCIENCE

Science: please just don't use your phone right before bed and right after waking up, it's literally destroying your circadian rhythm

Me: 
Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia saying, "Stupid science bitch couldn't even make I more smarter."
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Post a ship that's neither Star Wars nor Star Trek
A highly detailed black and white drawing of a sky ship called The Galerider from the fantasy series The Edge Chronicles. The ship is shown in a cross section with different parts labeled.
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Sir can you BREATHE?!?
An orange cat sleeping with his face pressed into a gray blanket on a bed.
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Photo of my shadow on the snowy ground.Two leafless trees stand in a flat snowy expanse. The streetlight makes them look bone-white against the dark sky. There is a short stone monument between the trees.A snowy, leafless bush is lit brightly by a street lamp and casts a shadow of it's branches on the ground One last photo as I leave the park: the snow covered ground, the pond, the trees in the background, and large clouds hanging low in the dark sky. That weird green streetlight is still casting its glow from the left.
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toad oracle @toadoracle.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Bonus: I don't own a snow shovel, so I kicked all the snow off the front path this morning for the sake of the mailman
The path at the front of my house with all the snow kicked off of it.
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