iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 14h

im so sleppy and i dont want to do work i want to go walk and get an iced coffee

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I have so many fun projects I want to bring to the world but my body is not working right

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

my brain is so scrambled eggs and using a planner doesn’t help bc I forget to look at the planner, I need to tattoo my to-do list onto my physical body

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

girl walked by me with her boyfriend holding a sword and wearing kendo(?) uniform…. how does it feel to be winning at life…

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i guess i'm pursuing a DIY asian studies minor now... i hope i can squeeze in japanese at some point bc i never learned keigo and still have the vocab of a 2 year old

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

recording with a kn95 on to use it as a pop filter bc i don't have an actual pop filter to record with

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

hxvoc when you ask him where he is in the mix in the song for creme fraiche bakes a cake premiering this november but coming to the internet much later probably

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m gonna make kks a PhD student and the reason he has a scar on his one eye is he got run over by a kid on an e-scooter

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think it would be nice to be an art teacher at a university bc you get summer off and you can borrow whatever books you want from the library and you don’t have to write papers because you’re an artist so you can just read things without pressure… Manifesting

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I should start writing romantasy Y/N x CEO slop and self publish it so I can make ten million dollars

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I like how in Naruto when Kakashi uses the sharingan they make him open one eye really intensely at the camera like this

static.klipy.com

I'M Watching You

ALT: I'M Watching You

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I really need a class every morning or I just don’t get out of bed

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I need to figure out how strong restaurant coffee is to dupe it at home cuz whenever I get a vanilla iced latte I’m locked in, but when I make coffee at home it just kinda makes me tired but faster

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

at this point tidal is basically my type o negative machine like the switch is my BOTW machine

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Somewhere in this world there’s an ethically pervy surfer-type guy (or guy who similarly flouts social norms) with a tragic backstory wondering where his burned out chud bookworm tomboy nerd gf is at (I’m in my apartment because I never go outside)

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Instead of calling everything crazy and perpetuating sanism I think it would be cool if we had a linguistic equivalent to “yabai” in English

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

THERE’S FULL SCREEN ADS THAT HOLD YOU HOSTAGE ON TUMBLR MOBILE NOW????

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

double double animal style with fries for dinner and I’m still hungry. Maya Fey maxxing

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My tweet about the sand cats went viral and everyone stole it and is reposting it without credit

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the past couple years I’ve kinda just been going through the motions… I wanna cheer up and enjoy life but it’s difficult cuz I stopped being a person to most people a long time ago… it has been freeing but also problematic in the sense that I am biologically required to be social at least sometimes

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

gyaruo hxvoc is basically canon to me atp even though it doesn't really make sense at all based on anything except for the fact he has voluminous blonde hair

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

episode 1212837395 of hxv0c yumeshipping with tortie. do you guys like this running gag

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This flopped tremendously… Oh Noa, flop that you are

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sometimes I wonder what this world would be like if Bernie Sanders had won in 2020 instead of Joe Biden

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

almost had a panic attack cuz i thought i lost the soundtrack for creme fraiche but i just saved it under a different name

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I need to reduce my cognitive load and to do so I am going to eat a turkey sandwich for lunch every single day and lemon pepper chicken with rice and miscellaneous veggies for every single dinner

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have incredible insomnia again idk why I can’t just be normal

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have to be honest. The only class I care about right now is Chinese but I can’t spend all my time studying Chinese I have to do other stuff

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

sometimes i feel bad for watching a movie instead of working but my job is literally movies so i'm technically still working

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

cool world is one of the movies of all time. they made a movie about being a chud who yumeships with their OC in 1992

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Woof the mix mastering in my older videos is pretty bad 😭 I was listening to them again… I learn a lot with each video I make tho so I feel like it’s worth it even if it’s not perfect and I feel cringe

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

should I cover Leia… I want to dunk on all the AI bros and I feel like Miss Luka’s voice is pretty soft in the original so it should suit me decently I think (?)

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i know this is supposed to be a reference to the bible but why did leonard cohen make this stanza so kinky. this always confused me as a child

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i should make a custom action figure of my narutosona so i can hang out with kakashi in doll form

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I gave up trying to be a community organizer I just make posts about anime characters I like now

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Loathsome…… indolent creature……. (not my screenshot)

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Do you guys think he likes holding my tablet pen for me

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Twitter is driving me insane again bc apparently they’re publishing lolcows in the newspaper now but also the problem with this bar is that the owners don’t know how to run a bar. Also, it is notoriously easy to lose all your money running a bar, there is famously an entire TV show about this

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We’re all just blocking the street. We’re all just blocking the street. 5 frat boys do the job of one! We’re all just blocking the street

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i can't do even a single pushup on my knees........... oh boy

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Turkey sandwich with mustard aioli goat cheese with herbs tomato on cracked wheat sourdough with pickles on the side has done more for me than any US president ever has

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I may have come up with an idea for something ridiculously awesome but also ridiculously huge in scale and kind of impractical

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

being an artist on western social media makes me feel like a father driving a car on a road trip with a dozen antsy toddlers. we will get there when we get there

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tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i tried to hard to work on creme fraiche but i ended up taking 2 mental health days and also eating a lot of shrimp

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