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Tomas Midander

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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
en bild på postern till filmen "Behind Enemy Lines", som visar namnen Owen Wilson och Gene Hackman. Owen Wilson är i en pilotdräkt, med skador i ansiktet, och springer. Gene Hackmans ansikte syns upptill till höger. Ett störtande flygplan syns i bakgrunden, och övriga ytan i bilden täcks av diffus eld och en böljande amerikansk flagga.
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
a picture showing a book cover. "Simple Sabotage Field Manual - A Declassified Guide to Subverting Fascism Through Weaponized Incompetence".
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
One panel comic showing a man in a torn suit sitting next to a fire in a cave, with three other people sitting on the other side, dressed in torn non-specific clothing. The man in the suit is smiling, and pointing with a finger. The dialogue appears underneath, saying "Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beatiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders." The comic is in grey scale. It is signed Toro, the original artist.
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
our poor nordic sensibilities arent built for this
Still picture of Spongebob, a cartoon spongebob dressed in brown pants, white shirt and red tie, lying on grass, being entirely dessicated.
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Magic the Gathering card Sweltering Suns
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Meme composed of 3 pictures of Gustave from the game Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. Next to each picture is a line of text.

The first picture shows Gustave confidently smiling, with the text "'2026 will be my year!'" in red.

The second picture shows Gustave with a neutral expression and a loading circle superimposed on him, as if it was a video stuck buffering. Next to him is the text "Blurred memory"

the final picture shows a despondent Gustave with his own gun against his head, while bathed in red light, next to the word "July".
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This was unfortunately very funny britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Meme picture. Trump is squinting while pointing up, with the text "I DID THAT!" underneath.
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
im sorry :(
Picture showing a tweet by user @heelbitee, saying "accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life"
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Glömde vilken dag det var - aja, bara till att gilla läget. 😀
Short video showing runners passing by on Slottskogsgatan in the race Göteborgsvarvet (half marathon)
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Meme picture showing a car in the process of crashing, with the text "When you find out your goat washed" superimposed.
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Picture of a bald man smiling, standing in front of a path. The picture shows the title "Heartwarming: The Worst People You Know Are All Fighting"
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
vi behöver fler späd barn för vår späda arbetskraft
Picture showing a meme. A sepia toned picture showing a young boy, holding an oversized mine pick, dressed in dark clothing and a helmet. He has a smoking pipe in his mouth. Overlaid are the words "The Children Yearn For The Mines".
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Picture of a tweet: "accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life"
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Obs: skämt
Screenshot from Fallout 4. A picture showing a brick building, with the game interface showing as a green rectangle, containing the phrase "Everyone disliked that."
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Det enda jag kan tänka på :')
Two pictures side by side from the TV series The Good Place. 

Picture 1 shows the character Chidi, a black man in short hair, glasses and a striped shirt, saying "Okay, but that's worse."

Picture 2 shows the same person, saying "You do see how that's worse, right?"
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
A black and white picture showing the character Verso from the game Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, in a suit, white shirt and tie, with the text in bold letters, "LIFE KEEPS FORCING CRUEL CHOICES" superimposed over him.
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Picture of two bluesky posts from user @veryimportant.lawyer, the first reads, working on a new unified theory of American reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

The second post reads, "I'm strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm." Of course you do. You're twelve. "I don't want to eat vegetables. I think steak and French fries is the only meal." Hell yeah, homie, you're twelve. "Maybe if there's crime we should just send the army." Bless your heart my twelve-year-old buddy.
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Bild på MSB:s utskick "Om krisen eller kriget kommer".
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Just fought the aliens in Terra Invicta. 🤠
Meme picture shows two tweets from an anonymous user. The first tweet says, "About to go fight ill post the video after". The second tweet says, "I got my ass beat bruh, im not posting that shit." posted 30 minutes afterwards.
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Tecknad bild i två rutor.

Ruta ett. En teckning i gråskala på en man med kort hår, som rynkar på pannan och ser lätt olycklig ut. Han är klädd i vit skjorta, slips, och svarta byxor. Han korsar sina armar.

Ruta två: en tecknad bild på samma man, som nu har lyft armarna ovanför huvudet samtidigt som han säger högt "I GUESS".
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Bild på text från Göteborgs-Posten. "Sverige * Dermot Clemenger: 'Häxjakt'"
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Forbidden Keyboard :(
An overhead picture of a wooden table with a large number of rough, colored rectangles laid out over it. Each rectangle is covered in plastic, and is presumed to contain drugs.
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Three pictures from a scene from Arrested Development, with dialogue superimposed:

LINDSAY: "Well, did it work for those people?"

TOBIAS: "No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but..."

TOBIAS: "But it might work for us."
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
A picture of a Magic the Gathering card:

Candy Grapple
{1}{B}
Instant

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.)

Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. If this spell was bargained, that creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn instead.

“Don’t you mean ‘poisonous’? There’s no such thing as a venomous—AGGHHH!”
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Här: (och det visar bara några dagar tillbaka för mig, men det räcker för att tillfredställa min nyfikenhet)
Bild på menyn till vänster på facebook, med "Flöden" underlinjerat i rött.Bild på flöden-menyn i facebook.
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Dril tweet

"Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying"

Postad 29e september, 2013
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Cubs keep trouncing on their parents.
MTG card Owlbear CubMTG card OwlbearMTG card Displacer BeastMTG card Displacer Kitten
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
En bild på en katt, med texten "not wearing my glasses anymore, I have seen enough." Credd: literallymecats
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Jag har frågor.
En bild tagen på Googles översättningsverktyg. 

Överst står det "Svenska - detected", sen en dubbelpilikon, sen "Engelska".

I rutan under står det "fläsklägg".

I nedersta rutan står det "pork eggs". 

Diverse ikoner syns dessutom, för olika funktioner.
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Det är alltid en fråga om prioriteringar.
Bild på Norrtäljepolitikern Staffan Tjörnhammar, en man med gråsprängt skägg, I kostym. Framför honom i bild syns en mikrofon med logotyp SVT på.
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
A greyscale close up picture of a brick wall. On the wall is written, "ALL IN ALL YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL"
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
A picture from the Meet the Sniper trailer for the game Team Fortress 2. It shows an animated man in a vest and hat, holding a sniper rifle and with a grim smile on his face. On the right side, the letters "Meet the S" cab be seen.
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
meme about Demi Lovato: the picture shows two social media posts by ddlovato. The first says "GET A JOB", the second says "STAY AWAY FROM HER"
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
It reminds me of this comic...
Four panel comic 

Panel one: a man in a red shirt is holding up dollar bills while saying "WOW I have too much money"

Panel two: close up on the mans face, while dollar bills are raining down behind him, while he says "Dammit what am I gunna do with all this money"

Panel three: the man is thoughtfully holding his chin while more money is raining. he says "It's literally falling out of my pockets! won't somebody please take some of this money?!"

Panel four: A different man, in a suit and red tie is holding his hands, while saying "So anyway, that's how I imagine our target audiance (sic)".
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
he's just a lidl boi
MTG card Thallid. (Fallen Empires printing)

Casting Cost: G

Type: Summon Fungus

Stats 1/1

Rules text: 

During your upkeep, put a spore counter on Thallid. 

0: Remove three spore counters from Thallid to put a Saproling token into play. Treat this token as a 1/1 green creature.
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Magic the Gathering card:

Name: Feral Thallid

Casting Cost: 3GGG

Type: Creature — Fungus

Rules Text: "At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on Feral Thallid.

Remore three spore counters from Feral Thallid: Regenerate Feral Thallid."

Stats: 6/3

Flavor text: "'Born and bred of fungus, thallids were nearly impossible to kill.' —Sarpadian Empires, vol. 1"
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
XKCD Comic 386 https://xkcd.com/386/

Single pane comic. A person out of frame (A) is talking to a stick figure sitting at a computer (B). 

The conversation goes as follows:

(A): Are you coming to bed?
(B): I can't. This is important.
(A): What?
(B) Someone is wrong on the internet.
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Dwarfs?!

Dawn of War II: Chaos Rising

Civilization V - Digital Deluxe

Civilization IV The complete edition

X-COM Complete Pack
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Still picture of a computer screen. The text on it says: 
"A STRANGE GAME.
THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY."
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
it looks like this!
picture for bluesky settings in swedish. it shows the category Tillgänglighet (availabiliity), where it says:

"Alternativtext


Kräv alternativtext innan publicering

Visa större brickor för alternativtext"
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Still picture. D.W. from the children's animated television series Arthur is standing at a closed door. She is looking at the door and saying "That sign can't stop me because I can't read!"
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
The Magic: the Gathering card "Waste Not".

casting cost: 1B

card type: Enchantment

rules text: "Whenever an opponent discards a creature card, put a 2/2 black Zombie creature token onto the battlefield. 

Whenever an opponent discards a land card, add BB to your mana pool.

Whenever an opponent discards a noncreature, nonland card, draw a card."

flavor text: In italics, "Designed by the Magic Community. "
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
A three panel set of pictures, showing a young black child with salmon colored pants and a button up shirt in various poses. The expression on his face is serious. In each picture is different text superimposed. The first says "Congrats", the second "Happy for you", and the final "Nice".
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
was it this bad boy?
STAR WARS - The Roleplaying Game, by West End Games
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
We're so back / It's so over meme. A curve schematically showing mood states in bipolar disorder, with red text overlaid on the outliers. Variants of "We're" back for mania, "It's over" for depression, and "bros..." for euthymia.
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
A picture showing a pondus in the distance, with a tree casting a shadow. Ducks are gathered under the shadow.
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
A pile of chanterelles lying on a table.
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Tomas Midander @tmidander.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
This is too hot!
27 degrees celsius peak, today (17th july)
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