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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕

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Often deemed humorless | Tired mom Belgian Malinois Izzy, Thor, Loki, and Freyja | ❤️ Dogs

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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 12h
@saraheminnisphd.bsky.social do you feel as attacked as I do?!?
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 17h
🔥🔥🔥
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 20h
Hey dad…we too like the chimken.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This is bullshit. Raptors demands walkies
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Hey ma…how bout them cookies?!?
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The proper use of Freyja’s bark bench.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m not a lawyer but…
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
@missrecreate.bsky.social Relatable
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
💀💀💀💀
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
NGL these comments are the prevailing sentiment and completely unsurprising.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dude…you done fucked up. Thor never jumps on that bench (neither does Izzy), that’s Freyja’s spot.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If you’re a web developer and this is what your fucking page looks like with all nifty tools you have available….I fucking hate your lazy, platform dependentass.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Also, surprisingly if you can find this Gold Bond lotion, it’s the bees knees for your face and body.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s amazing how much Thor and Army resemble each other despite being different breeds. They have sweet boi faces.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
OmFuckingGod!!! Finasteride and dudasterise have NOT been studied in women. Using these for hair is off-label. These medications are for enlarges prostates. Studies conducted on men have shown beginning sexual disfunction around 1 yr and at 3 yrs they’re on Viagra and Cialis medications.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
She tried chest bumping me but not quite just enough to provoke me. LEO wasn’t taking me seriously but I had receipts. She has my driveway block and me stuck on the other side of the truck.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
OMDog I felt this…
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It me and NGL I’m not going to be embarrassed in the least.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This winter is going to be no bueno. No…I’m not driving and getting video.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@buffyblogs.bsky.social y’all ok?
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
May I help you?
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Juss sayin 🤷‍♀️
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rather than slapping a fucking pink ribbon on everything take the carcinogens out of your products.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Using dutasteride for hair loss is off label. Studies of dutasteride and finasteride in men showed early stages sexual dysfunction within the first year and by year three these men were on medications like Viagra and Cialis. These medications have never been studied in women. Fucking vultures.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m mean it’s a legit POV.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s definitely a commitment. Glad Google Maps still had what the house used to look like before they went ultra white with black trim. We tried to buy this place many times.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is too relatable cuz everyday is leg day at the Raptor Ranch ™️
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shit I’m too old to do but prolly dumb enough to try…Kamikaze mountain bike riding. (Not me but an example)
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is the lil asshole that vexes the girlies every morning.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you hear great wailing and gnashing of teeth, it’s just SoCal coping with the Vincent Thomas being closed for more than a year. We will not be ok, not even close to ok. 😭😭😭😭
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NGL it me 🙋‍♀️
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Larger than life replica of the raptors.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you weren’t such assholes, I might consider turning down this classic but you are and I won’t.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gotta be honest…sounds like a solid plan.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some of y’all as soft as baby shit and it show. Igor block by this fucking cry a baby of this. Christ all fucking mighty, that ain’t the worst thing I have ever said. Cry harder bitch.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yo Mother Nature, your schedule is waaaay TF off, these are September temps.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This nicely sums up a portion of my beef with AI development.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is complete bullshit
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OMDog it’s starting…it’s Pacific Air Show season. This is the amuse-bouche before those lil white jets are screaming off the flight line, all day, every day, with their high pitch whine until at least 10/7
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Izzy is such an asshole. She decided to piss on this box of fruit left out for the neighbors.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Damn….
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🔥🔥🔥
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another reason California is an awesome place to live.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So relatable
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An ALPR in a shitty ass lil shopping center where safety is zero fucking concern. I think every place that deploys these should have signs posted as you enter the driveway so you can make an informed choice if you’re going to fucking remain. Not one of those fucking stores is worth robbing.
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best explanation as to why we have a loneliness epidemic…. wow
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey Ma…gibs me the scritches. Also, how do you share your seat with a 110 pound smol moose?
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Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕 @tmfloressb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The girlies encountered a raptor of a different sort and had zero interest in attacking it.
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