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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Grimly funny that John Cornyn is 100% gonna vote for Talarico and Jasmine Crockett is 100% gonna vote for Paxton.

Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Not winning that game would’ve been a grave injustice to Anass Zaroury. Also, how has @acesradio.bsky.social not given more attention to the fact the #Crew96 have a guy named ‘an ass’ who rips.

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What a night. Impossible is an opinion, brother. #Crew96

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hop aboard everyone, the Columbus #Crew96 are about to demolish the sprint season.

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If Bangoura had started this game, he’d have 3 red cards by now. #Crew96

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Look, I know Messi has driven many people to psychosis. But wearing a Ronaldo Al Nassr jersey to a Miami-Columbus game is easily the most pathetic behavior in the history of anyone who has attended a #Crew96 match.

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s honestly frustrating to see the boys in yellow play that well because it’s almost certainly too little too late #Crew96

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s time to give Hagen the shirt. #Crew96

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Prayers for Casemiro, who has spent his career at Madrid and Man United, the two clubs who receive the friendliest refereeing on the planet. He didn’t know that could happen. #Crew96

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

As a Cincinnati Reds fan, I’ve never disagreed with a tweet more emphatically than I do this one. I’m rooting for a work stoppage just so I don’t have to spend one minute thinking about that bum organization for an entire year.

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I just introduced my six year old son to Barenaked Ladies. Would be a concerning sentence if I weren’t the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral.

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

dawg, i effin heart brais mendez #Crew96

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I mean, I guess that was as interesting as a 0-0 half between two really bad teams can realistically be? #Crew96

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Tonight the Columbus #Crew96 play CF Montreal. They’re calling it the least significant sporting event in North American history. But I am locked tf in.

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If we take nothing else from this season heading into ‘27, it’s that we know all 3 DPs are dudes. #Crew96

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Much like morgan hughes the host of the thriving @acesradio.bsky.social i have always believed this a trophy winning squad #Crew96

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

He’s so beautiful. The first one billion point season in NHL history incoming. #FlyTogether #CutIt #FullyTorqued

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Tonight as I lay my head down, my mind is full of happy thoughts. #FlyTogether

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A thousand think pieces about what Sydney Sweeney flaunting her body means for feminism. None about the fact she’s doing it to hawk a sports betting platform which, you know, massively harms society.

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

An interesting phenomenon is that everyone has the permission structure to complain about needing to pay for streaming subscriptions, but get scolded for complaining about written subscriptions. When, on the consumer end, it’s a similar outlay.

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Man, that OSU loss would’ve ruled so hard if it affected their playoff chances by even 1%. Alas it was still a cool game, for a glorified exhibition. #BringBackTheBCS

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If no one watched (in DC or on TV) another embarrassing #Crew96 performance, did it even happen?

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The current era of gambling/NIL/portal driven college sports, which has driven its on-field quality precipitously down, has created a state of affairs such that I care more about the Boom’s transaction log during CFB Week 1 than I do about college football.

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The Lindsay Clancy case, like Rittenhouse or OJ or any number of high profile murder trials before hers, shows that televising the court proceedings is always a terrible idea.

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Labor Day is when I check to see how much it’s gonna cost to fill up with heating oil ahead of the winter. Wonderful. All because our dear leader hit the ‘make oil prices soar’ button for absolutely not reason at all.

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Gonzalo Tapia is the 2026 Landon Donovan MLS MVP. You can’t convince me otherwise. #Crew96

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hesitant to post this, because we’ll likely do something catastrophically dumb in the 2nd half, but some good things happened out there during the first 45’. #Crew96

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

In ~20 minutes, Santi has made more total impact as a #Crew96 DP than Daniel Gazdag.

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If this were to finally be the CB purchase, that would be confirmation we’re living in the darkest timeline. #Crew96

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Semiannual reminder that anyone who tells you gerontocracy is a problem doesn’t actually believe that. In reality, they just want their co-ideologues to govern.

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Everyone zeroing in on the Open Cup as being all that’s left to play for is a disgusting form of Trillium Cup erasure. Make no mistake, October 24 is the biggest day left on the calendar in all of North American sports. #Crew96

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT TORONTO FC

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Federer has got to be the most beloved athlete of all time, right? He is a man with exactly zero haters.

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I absolutely knew we were in the good ole days with Nancy/Cucho. That level of success is not sustainable in MLS. But man, I did not think the crash back down to earth would be so fast and that it would barrel us straight through to the fiery core. It’s really embarrassing. #Crew96

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The Nordecke needs to come up with some funny, self deprecating wooden spoon chant soon. Help soften the blow of reality. #Crew96

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Every #Crew96 player in the box on that goal did an impeccable Eloy Room impression.

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I, for one, am glad that the #Crew96 loss today will be over before bedtime 🥱

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Every morning I wake up, hopeful to get a notification that Cutter Gauthier has re-signed. Every night I go to bed sad.

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Why don’t people ever say this about movies or music or other purely entertainment products?

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

No Kings by Jesse Welles should be the national anthem.

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

why would wilfried nancy do this

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Has anyone smacked it harder off the post than Ruvalcaba just did? #Crew96

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Absolutely beautiful that this game is kicking off at 10:58 pm EST. #Crew96

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Interested to hear why 37 and 10 isn’t good. Occam’s Razor says it’ll be because the Sky aren’t a playoff team. But I trust social media will come up with something more creative than that.

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Ted Masthay @tmasthay.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

False. I may have, had the 2015 MLS Cup not been mysteriously and tragically cancelled the morning the match was scheduled to take place. #Crew96

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