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Tim

@tlbtim.bsky.social
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Emotionally Precious. Passion for photography, cooking & so in love w/my husband @tlbjames.bsky.social Cohost #TrashSprinkles podcast 🏳️‍🌈 (tasteslikeburning.libsyn.com)

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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 13h
No black silk pubes on the balls charm?! It's not like I'm complaining that there's no rich well oiled wooden ball charms that you rub succulent cedar oils into... Gently... 😬
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 19h
They must have had their mouth err hands full...😬
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 23h
So now all movies are Walking Dead Box sets, where they give you cool crap to hold your merch for a premium price that you will either closet or have to dust for the rest of your life... I'll just take the Bluray thank you. (P.S. Godzilla holds a little popcorn in his mouth...the rest is up to you.)
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can verify much of this to be true.
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Blow on them like dice and never look back!
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Blowing On The Dice
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If they have to bribe you to take it, you definitely don't want it. But money outweighs public opinions and safety so...
Amazon waves a billion dollar bribe to trick towns into allowing their unneeded and destructive data centers because money outweighs public opinions.
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What the 🤬 is $100 gonna do for anybody?!?
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That makes MUCH more sense now that I've scrolled and seen the show you went to. When I saw this I thought, you must really love theatre to see a show about Rocky.🥊🥊
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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White Cat Gagging
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'll try it some time, though I'd be afraid of the texture change...
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How can Kroger afford to basically give away avocadoes with a sale like this?! Don't walk, run!
In the year 2026, a penny off is worthy of a huge yellow yeah sale sign.
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Missed opportunity.
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Was he drunk and was it the lobby couch?
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you had the time and inclination, I'd say fact check her flyer, and if it's bullshit, print your own with the real story and put them out in your neighborhood. That's my knee jerk thought on that. I feel like we're all kind of done with this blatant horse puckey they continually serve us.
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's probably the weakest episode of the season, but I did love how much fun they seemed to have camping it up.
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love that you can just post blatant lies on the street corners now. 🤷🏻‍♂️ What a great place. 🤠
A political sign amongst political signs stating on the blue side: Democrats will put criminals in the street with a thumbs down and in the red side it says, want safe streets? Vote Republican, with a thumbs up .
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Doggo's Adorable Smile in Yellow Raincoat
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy Happy Birthday @binkytoes.bsky.social I hope you do something nice for yourself today!
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Happy Birthday Cute Cat
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Smart Dog Wearing Glasses
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OOHH! Pop up!
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'll take more doses of D... 😬👍
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Normalize being a good person just because. The right thing to do, has nothing to do with Faith. Being a good person lives outside of that small viewpoint.
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was this his audition tape?
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BABY LOOK PRETTY NOW, MOMMY? 🤣
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Captain Critch & his team mates at Canada’s Satirical Juggernaut do the BEST Trump. 🤣💯👍🤣 #cdnpoli
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For the Texans out there - vote Talarico if you want to change the 30 years of decline in your state
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wouldn't want his prayers either. Different pieces of garbage, same trash bag.
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Triggered Sponge Bob Meme
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think they taste pretty much the same as the regular but they are a bit smaller.
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As long as the sugar alcohols are ok for you, I like the SF Werther's hard candies and the low sugar skinny dipped dark chocolate peanut butter cups. 😬
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are any of the no or low sugar candies an option for what your are doing?
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If the test was at least a quick cycle, I'd load it first. If not probably a quick cycle.
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Bryan 🌐 🇺🇦 Slava Ukraine personal opinions only @papootx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ken Paxton Took $500,000 Dollars from Data Center Lobbyists Texans suffer higher Electricity and Water rates. Paxton’s Donors cash in on Big Data Centers #TrumpsCorruptCongress
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Give it a minute...
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She wears the character well. Really stellar casting all around.
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Good Soup Cat Drinking Water
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OnlyFangs🧛🦇⚰️🖤🩸 @binkytoes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Teletubby Dies Meme
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wasn't completely sure if this wasn't innuendo...😬
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We could work a small raised bed.
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I said almost...I still vote no matter what or I can't gripe about everything. 😬
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Also hell no.
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's almost enough to make me not want to vote... The nerve of these campaigns. If you need money to win, we've already lost.
An unsolicited political spam text begging for money.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When Elon Musk's groups spent $20M+ on Wisconsin's 2025 Supreme Court race, his involvement backfired and his candidate lost by 10 points. Now his super PAC has quietly spent $14M+ on key midterm races, including the Texas Senate race. Would be a shame if people found out.
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Elon Musk is flying under the radar in the Texas Senate race. Republicans want to keep it that way.
One Republican involved in the Texas Senate contest called Musk’s in-your-face campaigning in Wisconsin last year “a mis
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm trying but @bigfattyonline.bsky.social if I push any harder, I'll be placing a call in for ShartWeek™️! #ruined
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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