TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Businessman in the airport lounge just pounded three chocolate chip muffins and two beers in like 5 minutes 050
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I am of course cleaning my ice machine 6 hours before an international flight 0150
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Whitney Houston should be selling out the Colosseum at Caesars right now 060
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Someone just said they made a grievous error and all I could think of was him 150
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Iced miso pecan lattestatic.klipy.comHomer Simpson DroolsALT: Homer Simpson Drools 1110
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you need something by next Monday morning why did you wait until Friday afternoon to ask me? 080
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Speaking of signature gifs/memes… what would y’all say yours is? 130
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Preparing coworkers for my upcoming 2 week pto and someone said “oh if we need you we have your phone number” 3120
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One hour team building exercise - Cameras on, wear your favorite sports team apparel, and “tell us a little bit about yourself” 170
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026As summer ends, so must I. I’ll see you all in Junestatic.klipy.comSpider-Man Vanishes in Infinity WarAlt: Spider-Man Vanishes in Infinity War 040
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It’s been gray out for like a week straight. I’m starting to lose it 041
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Woke up early and hungover to drive an hour to buy discount patio furniturestatic.klipy.comJeb Bush's Iconic 'Please Clap' MomentALT: Jeb Bush's Iconic 'Please Clap' Moment 060
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’ve had two drinksstatic.klipy.comJohn Candy Drunk Driving MomentAlt: John Candy Drunk Driving Moment 070
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The number of people that don’t know how to find control panel on their computer is absolutely mind boggling 010
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The only prisons that exist are the ones we put each other in 0100
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026One day, you will wear shorts for the very last time that year and you won’t even realize it 190
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 14/09/20264 years of attempting to grow anything in my raised beds and I FINALLY get 30 peppers out of it 1150
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just saw a woman smoking with a latex glove on her smoking hand and I don’t think I’ve ever seen an actual genius irl 080
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Unity should not have to come from a collective traumatic experience 071
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ok Coyote vs. Acme was fun. Would have loved a Speedy Gonzales cameo 060
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I listen to Colors of the Wind at least 3x a year so I can have a good cry 260
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Walking around in my Illya Rozanov Boston Raiders shirt today 1231
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ok so he was doing this and learning to fly a Boeing 737 at the same time… Nathan Fielder is not human 070
TK @tksobi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This Rosie O'Donnell revival makes me realize there’s like two generations now that have no clue who Penny Marshall is and I find that appalling 0100
