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Kingfisher & Wombat

@tkingfisher.com
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Wrote some books, won some awards. Strong feelings about plants. She/her

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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3m
*Villainess Lord, my brain is fried. Too many fixative fumes.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 4m
Yes! Brain fart.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 4m
Awwww yeah!
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 5m
Heh, I either missed that one or already have them blocked.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 9m
Have you seen the stuff by Rachel Davies? Some really amazing stuff. www.racheldaviesmosaics.com/artwork
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Artwork — Rachel Davies Mosaics
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 11m
Well, I never had the patience for the old school stuff, but there’s some really cool new materials and fixatives that get really textural, so I’m fooling around with them.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 19m
It’s telling that I seem to keep writing people with bad knees.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 20m
Right? And I get the emperor is maybe dealing with internal politics, but the captain did not miss a trick. I genuinely thought that was where it was gonna go.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 21m
Maybe the third or fourth mosaic, once I’ve gotten the kinks out…
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 23m
Ha! Come to think of it, I don’t know if I’d be able to restrain myself. WOTC: This is 100k about Halsin trying to preserve rare moth habitat. ME: Yes? WOTC: …when you pitched the plot, you may have downplayed the moth bit.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 25m
I can’t wait!
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 30m
Hug a loved one. Work in the garden. Go out and look at interesting bugs. Do whatever brings you joy. Neither I nor a D&D tie-in novel is worth this much headspace.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 34m
No idea what post you’re referring to, but okay. That may have happened, there’s been a lot going on. And look, I’m gonna block this particular sock pretty soon here. I imagine you’ll be back. And seriously, friend, I don’t know what’s going on in your life to make this your hobby, but touch grass.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 1h
I had energy once…
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 1h
Jesus, no. I have way too many deadlines.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 1h
Finished Though I Am An Inept Villain and thought it was sweet. Though forget the emperor, the captain of the guard had it goin’ on.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 2h
I'm not saying I have a gift of prophecy but
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 1h
Yeah, every time I think I’m dealing with tiresome fan crap, I think of that, and y’know, this is small potatoes.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 1h
I wish it was, but I’m working on a mosaic thingy!
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 1h
I fear Gale is NOT one I’d tackle. Maybe Halsin.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 1h
Oh, it’s 100% true, too. Or we hate other birders and give them names like Orange-Crowned Warbler instead of Skulky Little Bastard With No Visible Orange.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 1h
Oh yeah, definitely, the last 60 is where we put in the German canned soup ad.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 2h
I’m glad you liked it!
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 2h
Everything’s a metaphor if you stand back far enough, even this conversation. Also my grout is finally dry enough to work, so apologies but responses will be slow for a bit.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 2h
Anyway, just to save you trouble in the future, I’m never gonna watch a TikTok video or a YouTube one, so you can save yourself the effort of trying to trick me into it. I hope you have a lovely afternoon.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h
LOL
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h
Dude! I was on book tour with the guy who wrote the episode where Twilight Sparkle gets wings, and holy CRAP. One fan stalked my feed, saw I’d tweeted about a particularly good cocktail, called every hotel with 5 miles of the bookstore, found the one with the cocktail and was waiting in the lobby.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h
Que sera, sera. Sand was still awesome, though.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h
My ignorance was bliss, clearly! Oh well. I’d still probably do it again.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h
Oh, cool! If she had anything to do with Sand, tell her she knocked it out of the park. If she was on Casavir duty, sympathy on the crunch that cut his stuff. Have you asked her about this, out of curiosity?
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h
Y’ever played NWN2 yourself?
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h
Oh, was I invading reader spaces too? I wonder which reader space it was. I don’t go on TikTok, I don’t read reviews, and I avoid anything Reddit with my name on it like the plague. Life is too short.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h
My shit list would be much longer if I could remember names better.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h
Errr…you made one post asking me to do it. If that was hard or bullying, I think we may be operating on different understandings of the word?
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h
And also he’s a shitheel.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h
Ironically, I call him a shitheel in an acknowledgments section. Book’s just not out yet. But sure! I am deeply sorry that any of Gaiman’s victims had to go through that, it sucks, I absolutely could have handled my initial response better and I’m sorry if it came across as dismissive.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h
Huh. How odd that that new-made account with one post encouraged me to watch it, then. Still don’t do TikTok though, so such attempts are doomed to failure.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h
I don’t do TikTok, sorry!
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h
WILL IS A BAD INFLUENCE
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h
Que sera, sera. Well, should they ever wish to actually apologize, the above will stand.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h
Hooooooboy, yeah, you have been in the trenches! (I followed the Threadnaught occasionally, I can’t even imagine what the Vic stans must have been like.)
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h
Lies! Slander! Libelslander! …wait, no, the Treebeard thing is true, but when you find such a rich vein of Ent erotica, you gotta share.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h
Only if the electric kettle is empty!
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h
I don’t even use TikTok so I don’t know if it’s meant snarky, but if they’re sincere, then apology accepted. We all get swept up in our own POV and Someone Is Wrong On The Internet sometimes, so no hard feelings at all.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h
He also tops at least once in a throwaway line?
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 4h
That actually sounds weirdly interesting!
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 4h
I wish to god that the budget and the will had been available decades ago, though, because can you imagine an Elric movie with Bowie as Elric?
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 4h
Venture capital a CURSE
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 4h
*headdesk*
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 4h
I haven’t read the article, (and have the poster there blocked) but every lawyer friend I have would stage an intervention.
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