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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈

@tkimk.bsky.social
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He/him Born/raised in Tkaronto, on the land most often referred to as "Canada". Here because 5 other social media platforms weren't enough.

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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Simple line-drawing meme. Text reads: "Conservatives when they see 2 men kissing each other". The drawing is of a person frowning with hands on hips, but he has a boner.
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Simple line-drawing meme. Text reads: "Conservatives when they see 2 men kissing each other". The drawing is of a person frowning with hands on hips, but he has a boner.
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Parody image of a film poster for the movie Weekend at Bernie's, but instead the text says "Weekend at Mitch's". The actors have been replaced with the faces of Mike Johnson and JD Vance looking troubled, holding onto the corpse of Mitch McConnell in between them.
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Four panel comic showing a bowl of orange soup in a white bowl with a spoon sitting in the soup and leaning against the bowl on one side. Only the handle of the spoon is visible and the end of the handle has a face which is speaking.
Frame 1: "Just doin' my job, ready to serve!"
Frame 2: "Hey this soup feels so nice and warm..."
Frame 3: The spoon has slid down into the soup with only the end of the handle now visible. "Think I'll just slide down a bit"
Frame 4: Only the very tip of the spoon with the eyes is still visible. "Aw ye-"
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This one was in reference to a Star Wars fan with a terminal diagnosis, whose dying wish was to see the latest Star Wars film before his death; special arrangements were made for an advance screening just for him.
Tweet from Ken Jennings, from November 10, 2015: "It can't be a good sign that every fan who has ever seen the new Star Wars movie died shortly thereafter."
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I can't find Ken Jennings' actual post(s), but apparently he's a transphobe. And people are surprised? He has always been a horrible person.
Tweet from Ken Jennings from September 22, 2014: "Nothing sadder than a hot person in a wheelchair."
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Comic strip in four frames by www.mrlovenstein.com.
Frame 1: Tomato is arriving and asks, "Can I join the Berry Club?" Strawberry, sitting on the ground with Raspberry and Blueberry, answers, "Sorry Tomato, berries only."
Frame 2: Tomato holds up a note to Strawberry, and says "Actually, according to this article I AM a berry and you're not." Strawberry replies, "That's not possible! 'Berry' is right in my name!"
Frame 3: Strawberry is reading the article with one hand to his head, exclaiming, "No! This can't be! Accessory fruit?? What the hell is that?! What am I?!" Raspberry chimes in, "I'm not a berry either?!!"
Frame 4: Strawberry is now sitting in the distance looking unhappy, while Banana, Watermelon, and Tomato, with smiles on their faces, now sit with Blueberry. Blueberry comments, "These are strange times for Berry Club. Strange times..."
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I just posted this for my oldest sister.
Meme from Jake (@squidslippers) which says: We really should make "oldest kid in the family day" where we all celebrate the oldest kids and thank them for taking one for the team and letting their parents use them as guinea pigs when it comes to parenting. You're the real MVPs.
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
One of my favourite memes:
Photo shows a minivan painted as the Mystery Machine from the Scooby Doo cartoon. The van is parked on a residential street with snow on the ground. The van's front hood is open and the entire front of the vehicle is engulfed in flames.
In the comments, user "RuinedChildhood" writes, "Jinkies". "EdgeBug" writes "Zoinks". "StarScreamsSwayingHips" writes "Jeepers". "AndIAmBurdenedWithGloriousFeels" writes "Ruh-roh". "Copper-Coal-Fueled-Elephants" writes "Fred stands in silence for he has no catchphrase."
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
For many years these twin buildings at Don Mills Road and Green Belt Drive were, to me, the Q*Bert buildings.
Photo of twin buildings behind trees, at Don Mills Road and Green Belt Drive in Toronto. The buildings both have a diagonal pattern of squares that step back from the front corner to the opposite back corner. The surface is reminiscent of the old arcade video game, Q*Bert.
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
After raising 6 kids with many consecutive station wagons, my dad bought a 1978 Firebird Formula, just like this one (internet photo). Same colour but our rims were not colour-matched. My dad and I shared similar tastes; we thought the Trans-Am was gaudy and over-the-top. I loved this car. Still do.
1978 Pontiac Firebird Formula in metallic blue, with a "for sale" sign on the front window
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Opening image of the space station from the Star Trek series Deep Space Nine, with the episode title, "Vic Fontaine Must Die"
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Without downloading any new pics - where are you mentally
Pocoyo, the Spanish children's TV character, dressed all in blue with a head the same size as the rest of his body, lies face down on the floor with his arms splayed out. He appears to have been looking at a few photos or images spread out on the floor in front of him.
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Seriously - I just got this in the mail
My hand holding a piece of mail, received February 24, which is entitled "Your Guide to Winter in Toronto", published by the city of Toronto. Above the title it says "weather winter, together". To the right of the title is a nice illustration of a family on a residential street with a man pulling children on a sled; a snowplow is passing them to the right. The bottom of the flyer shows the Toronto city logo, the URL toronto.ca/winter and the 311 phone number.
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Orange Matchbox (also came in black) and 4 Tomica versions
Matchbox 1/64 scale replica of Honda Element in orange/rust and charcoal Tomica 1/64 scale replicas of Honda Elements in gray, orange (with tailgate open), pale green, and blue (with a yellow kayak on top)
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
They have made more than one, but if you search other diecast brands there are lots of them in different scales and colours.
Hot Wheels Honda Odysset in silver with black trim
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
US gov't officials were *instructed* to refer to Alex Pretti as a "terrorist".

Be sure to use your language effectively as well.

ICE and DHS are terrorists.
Alex Pretti's death was not a murder, but an *execution*.
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Man is feeding a log into a wood chipper. Caption reads, "Why is he putting logs in the billionaire machine"
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
My family
Meme from Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) which says: "Do other people's Thanksgivings operate the way my house did where dinner might be ready any time between 3 PM and 9:30 PM and the people cooking get very angry if you ask"
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Happy Birthday!
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Holy shit. Beautiful.
A screenshot of the black hole from the side, or edge, so that almost nothing is visible - only a very thin outlineA screenshot of the black hole from the side, or edge, but this time slightly more is visible: a glowing, predominantly pink line, somewhat resembling a side view of Saturn
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Screenshot of a post from @sarahlugor (platform unknown - probably Twitter) which says "hawkeye being in the avengers is like when you invite your little sibling somewhere because you feel bad"
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Canadian right-wing businessman/asshole.
Photo from May 13, 2015 of Kevin O'Leary participating on Celebrity Jeopardy. Posted by Howie (@mr_lifestyles) with the comment, "Not only did Kevin O'Leary finish Double Jeopardy with -$2800, he spelled his nickname wrong. What an idiot." In the photo we can see that Kevin spelled "Mr. Wonderful" with two "l"s.
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Frame 5:
Martok: "Turkish guy at the Summer Olympics?"
Frame 6: The alien is looking at the display screen which is showing a blue screen Windows error message.
Alien: "The Summer Olympics... an Australian breakdancer."
Frame 7:
Martok: "That bad, huh? Alright only one thing to do... How should I put this... uhhh... A cheap submarine, 5 billionaires within."
Frame 8: The alien is signing a contract held by a man in a shirt and tie, while the Cybertruck is engulfed in flames behind them.
Frame 9: The alien stands holding the contract while behind him is a brand new Toyota Hilux pickup truck.
Alien: "DiCaprio his glass raised."
Frame 10:
Martok: "Dune popcorn bucket, hot and buttery. Next caller."
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Thank you. You reminded me of this, one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Title: Car Talk with Martok (facebook.com/DominionMediaTV)
Frame 1: A shot of Martok on Deep Space Nine, sitting in front of a microphone with a lit-up sign that says "On the air".
Martok: "Hello you're on Car Talk"
Frame 2: The alien character from the "Darmok" episode is sitting in a Tesla Cybertruck.
Alien: "Miles O'Brien! On an average day!"
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Martok: "Oh it's you again... uhhh, Will Smith and Chris Rock at the Oscars."
Frame 4: The alien's fist is smashing the Cybertruck's display screen which is showing the message "Error: Shaka whe the walls fell"
Alien: "Captain America, the reference understood."
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Meme showing huge pile of neatly stacked paper currency, with the caption, "Nigerian man dies and authorities find $27 Billion in his apartment. He had been trying to give it away for 15 years but no one would return his emails."
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Screenshot from Twitter. Stephen King tweets "A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, 'I think I'm a typo.'"

A reply from Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) says, "It's spelled rabbi Steve. This is really embarrassing for you as an 'author'."
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Goose and down-jacket meme. Frame 1:  person is saying "You know, Hitler did make the trains run on time...", and goose responds "Where were the trains going?" Frame 2: goose is now chasing person, shouting "Where were the trains going, motherfucker?"
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Related:
Screenshot from The Onion. Photo of Donald Trump in London, England. Caption reads, "Trump spends entire U.K. Trip trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andrew from"
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
Drawing of a person in two odd positions on the floor. (1) Seated awkwardly, one leg flat, the other knee pointed up, partially reclining with chin aimed toward ceiling, saying "Crap." (2) Face planted on floor, shoulders, arms, knees and tops of feet on floor, bum up in the air, saying "Jesus Christ."
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Meme posted but Dan O'Brien (@OtherDanOBrien):
Therapist: Anyways-
Me: "Anyways" isn't a word. You mean "anyway"
Therapist: ANYWAY, we were talking about your difficulty making friends
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Meme from LizardsFromSpace account which says:
"2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. 'Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why.' She asks: 'Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?' He sighs: 'No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain.'"
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Is the department run by this genius?
Letter to the editor reads: "Enough with the wind already. Ever since they installed all those big fans on the hill it's become even windier. Whose bright idea was that? I've noticed when they're off, we get a nice calm spell. Please turn them off, at least on weekends. - Jeff Forbes, Idaho Falls"
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
The "Carby" skin from the Assetto Corsa racing video game
A screenshot from the Assetto Corsa racing video game, but with the "Carby" skin installed which turns every car in the race into Carby (Kirby) from the Kirby video games; Kirby is a friendly looking pink blob which swallows objects - even cars
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
There are seriously a number of them wrapped to look like Ford F-150s
A Tesla Cybertruck with a vinyl wrap which disguises it to look like a green Ford F-150 pickup
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Another day of disappointment in the obituaries
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Meme that says: "11 PM: just one more YouTube video then I'm going to sleep." Then: "3 AM" and an image showing three very different chairs from the Jedi Council chambers, with the caption below: "What is the most comfy Jedi Council seat? (ANALYTICAL BREAKDOWN)"
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I wouldn't steal this sign but I would dearly love to have a copy. It honours my late father, Noboru Koyama, who was an urban planner and who was part of the team which designed Don Mills, the first planned community in Canada.
A street-name sign which reads "Nob Lane". The end of the sign has a logo and name of the city, North York (part of Toronto, Canada). The sign is mounted to a wooden utility pole which has a marker which reads "OS1647". Behind the sign and pole is blue sky.
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Screenshot of a post by "howie, @mr_lifestyles" which says, "Not only did Kevin O'Leary finish Double Jeopardy with -$2800, he spelled his nickname wrong. What an idiot." Image shows Kevin O'Leary on the Celebrity Jeopardy game show, standing at his podium with his negative score displaying above his handwritten name: "KEVIN Mr. Wonderfull" (with two "l"s)
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Really, no offence, but for years this has been Giant Spaceship Day to me
Photo from the movie Independence Day of a giant spaceship moving over NYC (before attacking it with a giant laser)
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
BAD BADFORD in his more carefree days of shaking hands and pretending to enjoy patties
A photo of Toronto councillor Brad Bradford (widely disliked by his own constituents) when he was running for mayor, doing what he could to impress the city's diverse population - by eating patties
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Now someone needs to cover the Heritage Minute parodies
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
A photo of 5 orcas in the ocean, photoshopped holding pots and cooking spoons. The caption reads, "BANG BANG BANG, THE WATER IS SAFE, SEND MORE BILLIONAIRES, BANG BANG BANG"
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I brought this home from Japan in 1992. I love that Japanese car companies will put CUTE designs into production.
A 1/32 scale diecast model Nissan S-Cargo, in pink with black trim and soft-top (the top is plastic but molded to look like fabric with folds). As a cargo van, the business name on the side behind the door reads "S-Cargo Land" in turquoise with a stylized snail.Same as previous image but with the side and rear doors open
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
An editorial cartoon showing a room full of monkeys at typewriters. One lab assistant is coming out of the room holding a manuscript and saying to another lab assistant, "No Shakespeare yet, but here's another copy of 'Art of the Deal'."
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
For anyone who thinks PP would be different than Donold. When people show you who they are, believe them.
Screenshot of social media post from Pierre Poilievre from June 2, 2022.  He says "Today I introduced a Private Member's Bill to abolish all current vaccine mandates, and ban any and all future vaccine mandates. Give people back their medical freedom. Let them take back control of their lives." There is a membership link and an image repeating some of the text.
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
If you haven't already voted (as I did in the advance poll), vote today for women's rights, for trans rights, for our public broadcaster, for basic human rights. Vote ABC. Please don't f*ck this up.
Photo of a Conservative election sign, but the person on the sign is a villain from the 1978 Superman movie. The text says "(Kneel before) General Zod for Prime Minister of Canada.  Less evil han the other guys" and the quote "You will enjoy my generous protection." The person pictured on the sign is Terence Stamp as General Zod.
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Skeet from bridget epitropakis on March 5, 2025: "The smoke that rises from the sistine chapel when a new pope is chosen actually comes from burning incriminating historical evidence of pedophilia"
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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Kim K 🏳️‍🌈 @tkimk.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Top left frame: William Shatner in the Twilight Zone episode "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet", in which he is on an airplane in the window seat and yelling to everyone that there is something or someone outside the window of the plane, flying through a rainstorm at high altitude. The woman in the seat beside him is asleep.
Top right frame: William is again yelling, and this time you can see a scary humanoid figure right outside his window. No one sees what he does.
Bottom left frame: William Shatner in real life, aboard the Blue Origin spaceship, looking out the window.
Bottom right frame: William is turning away from the window with an uncertain expression on his face. The juxtaposition of the TV show images with real life is humorous.
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