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Terry

@tkelly.bsky.social
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Born in Pittsburgh, raised in San Jose, went to CU, lives in New Mexico.

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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 5h
MLB is gonna institute a lockout before the World Series. Milwaukee and Cleveland/Tampa? They’d rather burn.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 8h
I keep finding myself looking for Cortez Kennedy along the Seahawks defensive line with those unis.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The only thing missing from that gif is the boot treading on the snake anyway.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Titus Andromedon Shucking Corn
ALT: Titus Andromedon Shucking Corn
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
One untimed down? 😆
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I am a Steelers fan and I say this with all my heart: FUCK the Steelers.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
jUsTiN hErBeRt Is EliTe
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh my God. That’s hilarious. That’s the funniest ending to a game I’ve seen in a long time.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Poked in *both* eyes. No penalty. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I didn’t expect much from Pitt on that last drive, and it was still worse than I thought it’d be.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Then they know what to do. Maybe it will happen today.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Profit, duh.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honestly, there’s a portion of the population that is irredeemable. It’s unfortunately just higher than we thought. Instead of like 1% it might be … fucking yikes, 20%? *More?* I don’t know. Sigh. Just be kind to other people! “What you do to the least of my brothers” and all that!
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah that’s fair.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No Cup? I think it better be more than five years. Jarry played at least 26 games in seven years with the Pens. Does he get a video? I always kinda liked him (despite the playoff struggles), but that’s not enough (unless the dude is a DUDE).
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hi, I’m second richest person in the world, but I’m still going to lick boots because $400 billion isn’t enough. Sure I could spend $27 million every fucking day for the next *40 years* and not run out of money, but who’s to say if that’s enough or not!
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s obviously super fucked up. What if they replace Harris with “generic white male democrat”? Too many people in this country just won’t vote for a woman for President (or a person of color).
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I go to movies alone. I used to go out to eat alone. Tomorrow I’m going to a concert alone. Do you! There’s something freeing about being alone.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Kill It With Fire Flamethrower Meme
ALT: Kill It With Fire Flamethrower Meme
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They will be, and I’m not familiar with them (no surprise given my listening habits), but my coworker said I’ve probably heard a few of their songs.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m going to be in Milwaukee for a conference the rest of this week. I just saw that Weezer is playing with The Shins in Milwaukee Wednesday night. I just bought a ticket to see Weezer and The Shins Wednesday night.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LeBron was drafted in 2003, Ovi in 2004 and Sid in 2005. That’s the greatest basketball player ever (despite this Polymarket bullshit he’s doing), the greatest goal scorer ever (despite the Putin bullshit), and the best player since Lemieux. It’s wild they all hit and hit big.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The last two seasons have also raised a couple questions: Just how good were Shedeur and Hunter? Was Hunter somehow even *better* than we thought?
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The only way you should be able to find “16 undecided voters” in America in 2026 should be if 16 people just came out of decade-long comas and are catching up on news before making up their mind.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😂 eat 💩 Flyers
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Konecny is trash.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How did the Flyers come away with a power play out of that?
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They should honestly just mercy rule this game and end it. Flyers are going to start running people. As evidenced by their huge overreaction to a clean hit.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I *cackled*
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rick, this you?
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m seeing double here! Four Stations!
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As much as it pains me, I’ve been telling my wife we need the Cubs to win the World Series to reverse the curse of 2016 when they won and broke their last curse. Then they must be disbanded to prevent anything like our current situation from ever happening again.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Despite all the positive changes in recent years, baseball is still broken when a *playoff* team (albeit the worst ever) doesn’t have enough quality starting pitchers for a best-of-three series.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And a blatant hold on the TD not called. Yikes.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And an equally bad hands to the face call. If that’s a penalty then every lineman on both sides is guilty of it on every play.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lol what a terrible DPI call
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How does that happen? Do two other players arrive first or … ?
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Steelers are going to lose because Jaylen Warren tripped over his feet.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was crying already … and then you see him tell her “I’m so happy” … god damn 😭
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Homer Simpson Crying
ALT: Homer Simpson Crying
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh I’m bawling over here 😭
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hmm … maybe? I’ll be honest, I don’t know where the ice cream parlor was.
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Bill And Ted Napoleon
ALT: Bill And Ted Napoleon
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love this, but Napoleon famously was not at the mall with the rest of the historical figures. He was at Waterloo, home of the excellent water slides 😆
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck DraftKings and FanDuel and Kalshi and Polymarket and every single betting/“prediction market” apps. They’re fucking evil. DO. NOT. GAMBLE. You are not good at it. You will not be good at it. Don’t do it.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You’re not wrong, but we’re also not on the Boston/Bay Area/LA level. And the run of success is over. The Pirates are probably closest to winning a championship next, which is sad. (Not counting Pitt’s women’s volleyball.)
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m turning 42 this year. This is only the *9th* time they’ll finish .500 or better in my lifetime.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I still hate the Caps a little (Tom Wilson), but yeah it’s mostly just the Flyers. Being bad-to-mediocre-at-best for a few years really does that to a fan base. The FLA/VGK hate is different. I hate the teams/owners/some players but not the fans of those teams (unlike Flyers fans, whom I despise).
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s pretty much this simple. PUNISH THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE. End the corruption. No more “reaching across the aisle” because every single one of them has shown the kind of person they are.
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Remember The Titans: Leave No Doubt
ALT: Remember The Titans: Leave No Doubt
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Where their economy is built on LeBron James!
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
After the first few obvious ones, deciding on the last couple was tough. Excluding Chernobyl (excellently done despite its historical inaccuracies) was particularly tough.
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Terry @tkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a Watergate-level scandal (or bigger). I wonder if it even sticks in the news cycle through to the weekend.
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